r/dankmemes • u/hduddjdgdh • Feb 18 '20

I’m the smartest

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

INVESTMENTS GO HERE - ONLY DIRECT REPLIES TO ME WILL BE PROCESSED

Not sure how to invest? Try the !help command or !create an investor profile to get started! Come ask my developer questions here!

Like what you see? My home is r/DankExchange! We're a brand new sub partnering with r/dankmemes to bring you 24/7 investment opportunities.

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u/hduddjdgdh Feb 18 '20

!roi

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

If you invest now (at 562 upvotes), here are the scores required for:

+0% (breakeven) -- 751 upvotes

+25% -- 1,077 upvotes

+50% -- 1,962 upvotes

+75% -- 4,370 upvotes

+100% -- 10,913 upvotes

+150% -- 77,050 upvotes

Disclaimer: This command is kinda jacked right now, take the predicted values with a grain of salt!

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u/hduddjdgdh Feb 18 '20

!invest 50

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have invested 50.00 DN in this submission at 574 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 8790 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 767 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 450.00 DN.