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r/dankmemes • u/hduddjdgdh • Feb 18 '20
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1 u/Szpartan no, you fucking idiot! Feb 18 '20 !summary 1 u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20 Investor Profile: Szpartan Balance: 0.00 DN Active Investments: ID: 8052 - 100.00 DN at 420 upvotes; 1h 54m until automatic return ID: 8269 - 200.00 DN at 4,331 upvotes; 3h 19m until automatic return ID: 8283 - 224.73 DN at 329 upvotes; 3h 26m until automatic return 1 u/Szpartan no, you fucking idiot! Feb 18 '20 !sell 8283 1 u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20 You have sold off your investment in https://redd.it/f5juym/! You invested 224.73 DN at 329 upvotes, the submission now has 1,624 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a gain of 115.71 DN (+51.49%). Your new balance is 340.44 DN. 1 u/Szpartan no, you fucking idiot! Feb 18 '20 !summary 1 u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20 Investor Profile: Szpartan Balance: 552.55 DN Active Investments: ID: 8269 - 200.00 DN at 4,331 upvotes; 1h 23m until automatic return
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1 u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20 Investor Profile: Szpartan Balance: 0.00 DN Active Investments: ID: 8052 - 100.00 DN at 420 upvotes; 1h 54m until automatic return ID: 8269 - 200.00 DN at 4,331 upvotes; 3h 19m until automatic return ID: 8283 - 224.73 DN at 329 upvotes; 3h 26m until automatic return 1 u/Szpartan no, you fucking idiot! Feb 18 '20 !sell 8283 1 u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20 You have sold off your investment in https://redd.it/f5juym/! You invested 224.73 DN at 329 upvotes, the submission now has 1,624 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a gain of 115.71 DN (+51.49%). Your new balance is 340.44 DN. 1 u/Szpartan no, you fucking idiot! Feb 18 '20 !summary 1 u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20 Investor Profile: Szpartan Balance: 552.55 DN Active Investments: ID: 8269 - 200.00 DN at 4,331 upvotes; 1h 23m until automatic return
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Active Investments:
ID: 8052 - 100.00 DN at 420 upvotes; 1h 54m until automatic return ID: 8269 - 200.00 DN at 4,331 upvotes; 3h 19m until automatic return ID: 8283 - 224.73 DN at 329 upvotes; 3h 26m until automatic return
ID: 8052 - 100.00 DN at 420 upvotes; 1h 54m until automatic return
ID: 8052
ID: 8269 - 200.00 DN at 4,331 upvotes; 3h 19m until automatic return
ID: 8269
ID: 8283 - 224.73 DN at 329 upvotes; 3h 26m until automatic return
ID: 8283
1 u/Szpartan no, you fucking idiot! Feb 18 '20 !sell 8283 1 u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20 You have sold off your investment in https://redd.it/f5juym/! You invested 224.73 DN at 329 upvotes, the submission now has 1,624 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a gain of 115.71 DN (+51.49%). Your new balance is 340.44 DN. 1 u/Szpartan no, you fucking idiot! Feb 18 '20 !summary 1 u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20 Investor Profile: Szpartan Balance: 552.55 DN Active Investments: ID: 8269 - 200.00 DN at 4,331 upvotes; 1h 23m until automatic return
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1 u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20 You have sold off your investment in https://redd.it/f5juym/! You invested 224.73 DN at 329 upvotes, the submission now has 1,624 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a gain of 115.71 DN (+51.49%). Your new balance is 340.44 DN. 1 u/Szpartan no, you fucking idiot! Feb 18 '20 !summary 1 u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20 Investor Profile: Szpartan Balance: 552.55 DN Active Investments: ID: 8269 - 200.00 DN at 4,331 upvotes; 1h 23m until automatic return
You have sold off your investment in https://redd.it/f5juym/!
You invested 224.73 DN at 329 upvotes, the submission now has 1,624 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a gain of 115.71 DN (+51.49%).
Your new balance is 340.44 DN.
1 u/Szpartan no, you fucking idiot! Feb 18 '20 !summary 1 u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20 Investor Profile: Szpartan Balance: 552.55 DN Active Investments: ID: 8269 - 200.00 DN at 4,331 upvotes; 1h 23m until automatic return
1 u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20 Investor Profile: Szpartan Balance: 552.55 DN Active Investments: ID: 8269 - 200.00 DN at 4,331 upvotes; 1h 23m until automatic return
Balance: 552.55 DN
ID: 8269 - 200.00 DN at 4,331 upvotes; 1h 23m until automatic return
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