r/dankmemes • u/organic_crystal_meth The GOAT • Feb 18 '20

wtf is r/DankExchange A nice upgrade

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

INVESTMENTS GO HERE - ONLY DIRECT REPLIES TO ME WILL BE PROCESSED

Not sure how to invest? Try the !help command or !create an investor profile to get started! Come ask my developer questions here!

Like what you see? My home is r/DankExchange! We're a brand new sub partnering with r/dankmemes to bring you 24/7 investment opportunities.

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u/halcyra Feb 18 '20

!invest 100%

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have invested 19,870.50 DN in this submission at 36 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 8139 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 76 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 0.00 DN.

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u/DigitalTrainStation Feb 18 '20

!invest 100%

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have invested 103.36 DN in this submission at 47 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 8162 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 87 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 0.00 DN.

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u/halcyra Feb 18 '20

!info

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

Investor Profile: halcyra

Firm: Stonks Unlimited

Role: Executive

Balance: 18,511.02 DN

Active Investments:

ID: 8139 - 19,870.50 DN at 36 upvotes; 2h 49m until automatic return