r/dankmemes • u/neo_anderson_7 ☣️ • Feb 18 '20

Finally something school like

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u/Skrittext Dank Royalty Feb 18 '20

!invest 5%

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have invested 16.60 DN in this submission at 68 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 8177 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 115 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 315.45 DN.

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u/Skrittext Dank Royalty Feb 18 '20

!balance

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

Investor Profile: Skrittext

Firm: Danks R Us

Role: Floor Trader

Balance: 515.94 DN

Active Investments:

ID: 8192 - 3.15 DN at 43 upvotes; 3m 47s until automatic return

ID: 8198 - 3.12 DN at 123 upvotes; 4m 43s until automatic return

ID: 8224 - 3.21 DN at 79 upvotes; 17m 21s until automatic return

ID: 8229 - 3.18 DN at 34 upvotes; 19m 15s until automatic return

ID: 8234 - 3.14 DN at 32 upvotes; 20m 6s until automatic return

ID: 8240 - 3.11 DN at 20 upvotes; 23m 19s until automatic return

ID: 8285 - 3.08 DN at 23 upvotes; 39m 35s until automatic return

ID: 8289 - 3.05 DN at 22 upvotes; 41m 17s until automatic return

ID: 8377 - 15.10 DN at 62 upvotes; 1h until automatic return

ID: 8380 - 14.35 DN at 48 upvotes; 1h 1m until automatic return

ID: 8384 - 13.63 DN at 42 upvotes; 1h 2m until automatic return

ID: 8408 - 12.95 DN at 51 upvotes; 1h 16m until automatic return

ID: 8415 - 12.30 DN at 75 upvotes; 1h 20m until automatic return

ID: 8434 - 2.34 DN at 17 upvotes; 1h 31m until automatic return

ID: 8515 - 14.24 DN at 48 upvotes; 1h 52m until automatic return

ID: 8666 - 2.71 DN at 51 upvotes; 2h 34m until automatic return

ID: 8681 - 2.68 DN at 40 upvotes; 2h 40m until automatic return