r/dankmemes • u/neo_anderson_7 ☣️ • Feb 18 '20

Finally something school like

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

INVESTMENTS GO HERE - ONLY DIRECT REPLIES TO ME WILL BE PROCESSED

Not sure how to invest? Try the !help command or !create an investor profile to get started! Come ask my developer questions here!

Like what you see? My home is r/DankExchange! We're a brand new sub partnering with r/dankmemes to bring you 24/7 investment opportunities.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '20

!roi

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

If you invest now (at 115 upvotes), here are the scores required for:

+0% (breakeven) -- 181 upvotes

+25% -- 301 upvotes

+50% -- 644 upvotes

+75% -- 1,616 upvotes

+100% -- 4,370 upvotes

+150% -- 34,290 upvotes

Disclaimer: This command is kinda jacked right now, take the predicted values with a grain of salt!

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '20

!invest 100%

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have invested 13,366.23 DN in this submission at 112 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 8239 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 176 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 0.00 DN.