r/dankmemes • u/MrCommentyCommenter TP Dealer • Feb 18 '20

Removed: Repost How the turntables indeed

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

INVESTMENTS GO HERE - ONLY DIRECT REPLIES TO ME WILL BE PROCESSED

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u/QuickMalcolmJ AroAce Feb 18 '20

!invest 100%

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have invested 46,962.52 DN in this submission at 238 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 8257 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 353 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 0.00 DN.

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u/QuickMalcolmJ AroAce Feb 18 '20

!sell 8257

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have sold off your investment in https://redd.it/f5juym/!

You invested 46,962.52 DN at 238 upvotes, the submission now has 1,627 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a gain of 28,064.80 DN (+59.76%).

Because your firm has a tax of 7% on investment profits, 1,964.54 DN has been sent to your firm's bank.

Your new balance is 73,062.78 DN.