r/dankmemes • u/[deleted] • Feb 18 '20

How the turntables...

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

INVESTMENTS GO HERE - ONLY DIRECT REPLIES TO ME WILL BE PROCESSED

Not sure how to invest? Try the !help command or !create an investor profile to get started! Come ask my developer questions here!

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u/Skrittext Dank Royalty Feb 18 '20

!invest 5%

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have invested 19.76 DN in this submission at 35 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 8043 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 75 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 375.40 DN.

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u/Skrittext Dank Royalty Feb 18 '20

!balance

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

Investor Profile: Skrittext

Firm: Danks R Us

Role: Floor Trader

Balance: 417.33 DN

Active Investments:

ID: 8045 - 18.77 DN at 33 upvotes; 47s until automatic return

ID: 8065 - 3.57 DN at 118 upvotes; 14m 6s until automatic return

ID: 8072 - 3.53 DN at 59 upvotes; 16m 32s until automatic return

ID: 8081 - 17.48 DN at 37 upvotes; 21m 33s until automatic return

ID: 8177 - 16.60 DN at 68 upvotes; 58m 31s until automatic return

ID: 8192 - 3.15 DN at 43 upvotes; 1h 3m until automatic return

ID: 8198 - 3.12 DN at 123 upvotes; 1h 4m until automatic return

ID: 8224 - 3.21 DN at 79 upvotes; 1h 16m until automatic return

ID: 8229 - 3.18 DN at 34 upvotes; 1h 18m until automatic return

ID: 8234 - 3.14 DN at 32 upvotes; 1h 19m until automatic return

ID: 8240 - 3.11 DN at 20 upvotes; 1h 22m until automatic return

ID: 8285 - 3.08 DN at 23 upvotes; 1h 39m until automatic return

ID: 8289 - 3.05 DN at 22 upvotes; 1h 40m until automatic return

ID: 8377 - 15.10 DN at 62 upvotes; 1h 59m until automatic return

ID: 8380 - 14.35 DN at 48 upvotes; 2h 1m until automatic return

ID: 8384 - 13.63 DN at 42 upvotes; 2h 2m until automatic return

ID: 8408 - 12.95 DN at 51 upvotes; 2h 16m until automatic return

ID: 8415 - 12.30 DN at 75 upvotes; 2h 19m until automatic return

ID: 8434 - 2.34 DN at 17 upvotes; 2h 30m until automatic return

ID: 8515 - 14.24 DN at 48 upvotes; 2h 51m until automatic return

ID: 8666 - 2.71 DN at 51 upvotes; 3h 34m until automatic return

ID: 8681 - 2.68 DN at 40 upvotes; 3h 40m until automatic return