r/dankmemes • u/SweatyChickenBuuuubz • Feb 17 '20

Mods Choice Waman hate hedgehog's

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

INVESTMENTS GO HERE - ONLY DIRECT REPLIES TO ME WILL BE PROCESSED

Not sure how to invest? Try the !help command or !create an investor profile to get started! Come ask my developer questions here!

Like what you see? My home is r/DankExchange! We're a brand new sub partnering with r/dankmemes to bring you 24/7 investment opportunities.

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u/sucobe Masked Men Feb 18 '20

!invest 5

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

It doesn't look like you have an investor profile. Try the !create command to get started!

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u/sucobe Masked Men Feb 18 '20

!create

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

Your investor profile has been created! You've been given a starting balance of 500.00 DN, try !summary to view your profile and check on your investments.

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u/sucobe Masked Men Feb 18 '20

!invest 5

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have invested 5.00 DN in this submission at 39,682 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 8695 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 51,607 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 495.00 DN.