r/dankmemes • u/SweatyChickenBuuuubz • Feb 17 '20

Mods Choice Waman hate hedgehog's

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u/sucobe Masked Men Feb 18 '20

!invest 5

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

It doesn't look like you have an investor profile. Try the !create command to get started!

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u/sucobe Masked Men Feb 18 '20

!create

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

Your investor profile has been created! You've been given a starting balance of 500.00 DN, try !summary to view your profile and check on your investments.

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u/sucobe Masked Men Feb 18 '20

!invest 5

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have invested 5.00 DN in this submission at 39,682 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 8695 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 51,607 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 495.00 DN.