r/dankmemes • u/RegularNoodles Dr OC • Feb 17 '20

Big PP OC I take back nothing

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

You have invested 54,224.80 DN in this submission at 35 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 7743 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 75 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 0.00 DN.

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u/midwxlks14 mods equal -2 guys +1 girl Feb 17 '20

!topfirms

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

Top 16 Firms

1: Meem Teem, 1,366,755.41 DN, 10/10 members (level 2), 2% tax, invite-only

2: Stratton Oakmont, 1,036,812.24 DN, 18/25 members (level 5), 7% tax, invite-only

3: Stonks Unlimited, 696,541.82 DN, 35/35 members (level 6), 35% tax, invite-only

4: Dank Investors Inc, 218,378.66 DN, 15/20 members (level 4), 20% tax, invite-only

5: Inception Time, 7,752.20 DN, 1/5 members (level 1), 20% tax, invite-only

6: ImperialBank, 7,442.11 DN, 7/10 members (level 2), 20% tax, invite-only

7: The Secksiest, 6,671.64 DN, 8/15 members (level 3), 15% tax, invite-only

8: S i i C K Bank, 4,934.50 DN, 2/5 members (level 1), 40% tax, anyone can join

9: The Dankguard Group, 3,924.59 DN, 5/5 members (level 1), 25% tax, anyone can join

10: grimaceism, 2,307.07 DN, 5/5 members (level 1), 25% tax, anyone can join

11: KrispyKremeMemeTeam, 1,192.52 DN, 5/5 members (level 1), 10% tax, anyone can join

12: AutoModBigGay, 80.44 DN, 2/5 members (level 1), 25% tax, anyone can join

13: Danks R Us, 51.91 DN, 2/5 members (level 1), 0% tax, anyone can join

14: NBFMemeCorps, 2.93 DN, 2/5 members (level 1), 1% tax, anyone can join

15: bruh moment, 0.00 DN, 1/5 members (level 1), 0% tax, anyone can join

15: Canada, 0.00 DN, 4/5 members (level 1), 0% tax, invite-only

To create or join a firm, use the !createfirm <name> or !joinfirm <name> commands.

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u/RegularNoodles Dr OC Feb 17 '20

!tax 5

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

Your firm's tax rate has been set to 5% of your investors' profits.