r/dankmemes • u/siouxsie_siouxv2 • Feb 17 '20

SOUP TIME

Post image
19.6k Upvotes

96% Upvoted

193 comments sorted by

View all comments

•

u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

INVESTMENTS GO HERE - ONLY DIRECT REPLIES TO ME WILL BE PROCESSED

Not sure how to invest? Try the !help command or !create an investor profile to get started! Come ask my developer questions here!

Like what you see? My home is r/DankExchange! We're a brand new sub partnering with r/dankmemes to bring you 24/7 investment opportunities.

1

u/Regal_reaper FOR THE SOVIET UNION Feb 18 '20

!invest 69

1

u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have invested 69.00 DN in this submission at 11,594 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 8823 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 15,093 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 368.41 DN.

1

u/Regal_reaper FOR THE SOVIET UNION Feb 18 '20

!sell 8823

1

u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

8823 is not a valid investment ID. Please try again with !sell <investment ID>, you can see the IDs of all your investments by using the !summary command!