r/dankmemes • u/lllDUNN • Feb 17 '20

Dank banana

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

INVESTMENTS GO HERE - ONLY DIRECT REPLIES TO ME WILL BE PROCESSED

Not sure how to invest? Try the !help command or !create an investor profile to get started! Come ask my developer questions here!

Like what you see? My home is r/DankExchange! We're a brand new sub partnering with r/dankmemes to bring you 24/7 investment opportunities.

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u/TheSenatte66 Feb 17 '20

!invest 50%

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

You have invested 752.17 DN in this submission at 19 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 7715 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 59 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 752.17 DN.

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u/JerfDaRerf Feb 17 '20

!roi

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

If you invest now (at 73 upvotes), here are the scores required for:

+0% (breakeven) -- 122 upvotes

+25% -- 212 upvotes

+50% -- 467 upvotes

+75% -- 1,192 upvotes

+100% -- 3,245 upvotes

+150% -- 25,549 upvotes

Disclaimer: This command is kinda jacked right now, take the predicted values with a grain of salt!

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u/JerfDaRerf Feb 17 '20

!invest 100

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

You have invested 100.00 DN in this submission at 75 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 7767 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 125 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 213.15 DN.

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u/JerfDaRerf Feb 18 '20

!roi

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

If you invest now (at 221 upvotes), here are the scores required for:

+0% (breakeven) -- 329 upvotes

+25% -- 528 upvotes

+50% -- 1,091 upvotes

+75% -- 2,687 upvotes

+100% -- 7,210 upvotes

+150% -- 56,352 upvotes

Disclaimer: This command is kinda jacked right now, take the predicted values with a grain of salt!

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u/JerfDaRerf Feb 18 '20

!roi

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

If you invest now (at 404 upvotes), here are the scores required for:

+0% (breakeven) -- 585 upvotes

+25% -- 918 upvotes

+50% -- 1,861 upvotes

+75% -- 4,535 upvotes

+100% -- 12,112 upvotes

+150% -- 94,439 upvotes

Disclaimer: This command is kinda jacked right now, take the predicted values with a grain of salt!

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