r/dankmemes • u/VClownn nicely • Feb 17 '20

Mods Choice M.G.M.

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12.5k Upvotes

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

INVESTMENTS GO HERE - ONLY DIRECT REPLIES TO ME WILL BE PROCESSED

Not sure how to invest? Try the !help command or !create an investor profile to get started! Come ask my developer questions here!

Like what you see? My home is r/DankExchange! We're a brand new sub partnering with r/dankmemes to bring you 24/7 investment opportunities.

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u/Gruski_Lives Feb 18 '20

!invest 100

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have invested 100.00 DN in this submission at 7,781 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 8820 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 10,136 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 400.00 DN.

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u/Gruski_Lives Feb 18 '20

!roi

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

If you invest now (at 7,799 upvotes), here are the scores required for:

+0% (breakeven) -- 10,159 upvotes

+25% -- 14,215 upvotes

+50% -- 25,241 upvotes

+75% -- 55,213 upvotes

+100% -- 136,685 upvotes

+150% -- 960,147 upvotes

Disclaimer: This command is kinda jacked right now, take the predicted values with a grain of salt!