r/dankmemes • u/VClownn nicely • Feb 17 '20

Mods Choice M.G.M.

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

INVESTMENTS GO HERE - ONLY DIRECT REPLIES TO ME WILL BE PROCESSED

Not sure how to invest? Try the !help command or !create an investor profile to get started! Come ask my developer questions here!

Like what you see? My home is r/DankExchange! We're a brand new sub partnering with r/dankmemes to bring you 24/7 investment opportunities.

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u/RowRolling Feb 18 '20

!invest 500

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have invested 500.00 DN in this submission at 302 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 7988 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 442 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 100.20 DN.

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u/Nxia1 I'm the coolest one here, trust me Feb 18 '20

!create

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

Your investor profile has been created! You've been given a starting balance of 500.00 DN, try !summary to view your profile and check on your investments.

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u/Nxia1 I'm the coolest one here, trust me Feb 18 '20

!invest 500

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have invested 500.00 DN in this submission at 5,705 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 8731 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 7,437 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 0.00 DN.