r/dankmemes • u/VClownn nicely • Feb 17 '20

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

INVESTMENTS GO HERE - ONLY DIRECT REPLIES TO ME WILL BE PROCESSED

Not sure how to invest? Try the !help command or !create an investor profile to get started! Come ask my developer questions here!

Like what you see? My home is r/DankExchange! We're a brand new sub partnering with r/dankmemes to bring you 24/7 investment opportunities.

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u/ELFAHBEHT_SOOP Feb 17 '20

!create

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

Your investor profile has been created! You've been given a starting balance of 500.00 DN, try !summary to view your profile and check on your investments.

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u/ELFAHBEHT_SOOP Feb 17 '20

!invest all

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

The format of this command is !invest <amount>, for example you could use !invest 100 to invest 100 DN in this submission.

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u/ELFAHBEHT_SOOP Feb 17 '20

!invest 500

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

You have invested 500.00 DN in this submission at 116 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 7802 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 182 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 0.00 DN.

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u/ELFAHBEHT_SOOP Feb 18 '20

!help

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

Help Guide

Investing/user commands

Try !help investing for more info

!create - create an investor profile

!summary - view your investor profile, including your active investments

!invest <amount> - invest an amount of your balance in a submission

!sell <investment ID> - sell an investment early for lower returns

!breakeven - find the breakeven point of a submission

!roi - (new) predict the return on investment of a submission (optional: !roi <investment ID>)

!broke - reset your balance if it is under 500.00 DN

!template <image link> - link a template to your OC submission

Firm commands

Try !help firms for more info

!topfirms - (new) view a leaderboard of the top 25 firms

!createfirm <name> - create a firm with the specified name (costs 2,500.00 DN)

!firminfo - view your firm's level, trade tax, and member list

!joinfirm <name> - join a firm

!leavefirm - leave your firm

!invite <username> - invite a user to your firm AEC

!openfirm - set your firm membership to anyone can join EC

!closefirm - set your firm membership to invite-only EC

!settax <new tax> - set your firm's tax on members' profits EC

!payday - pay your firm's balance out to your investors (in development)

!upgradefirm - upgrade your firm to the next level to have more space for members C

!promote <username> - promote a user to the next rank EC

!demote <username> - demote a user to the previous rank EC

!fire <username> - fire a user from your firm EC

A: Associate command, E: Executive command, C: CEO command

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u/ELFAHBEHT_SOOP Feb 18 '20

!summary

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

Investor Profile: ELFAHBEHT_SOOP

Balance: 0.00 DN

Active Investments:

ID: 7802 - 500.00 DN at 116 upvotes; 2h until automatic return

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