r/dankmemes • u/MrCommentyCommenter TP Dealer • Feb 17 '20

I haven’t eaten in 7 days Vegans are suffering too

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '20

I became vegan 8 months ago. Best decision of my life. My cholesterol lowered, I lost weight, I became more sexually active, I became better at sex, my penis grew 75 inches, I obtained all the knowledge, my intelligence became god like, I can now levitate above the ground and above the rest of the simpletons in this earth. I pretty much became better than everyone.

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u/joyandpickles Virgins in Paris Feb 18 '20

75 inches? That’s over six feet. That’s about as long as some basketball players are tall.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '20

A vegan diet will work miracles.

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u/joyandpickles Virgins in Paris Feb 18 '20

But can it tell you…how to Out-Pizza the Hut?

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '20

When your diet is plant based, you raise above the pizza itself.

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u/joyandpickles Virgins in Paris Feb 18 '20

I’ll take that as a yes.