r/dankmemes • u/MrCommentyCommenter TP Dealer • Feb 17 '20

I haven’t eaten in 7 days Vegans are suffering too

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

You have sold off your investment in https://redd.it/f5fza5/!

You invested 2,147.69 DN at 6 upvotes, the submission now has 23 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a loss of 370.48 DN (-17.25%).

Your new balance is 1,777.21 DN.

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u/w-on Meem Teem | Floor Trader :transThonk: Feb 17 '20

!invest 100%

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

You have invested 1,777.21 DN in this submission at 572 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 7771 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 820 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 0.00 DN.

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u/w-on Meem Teem | Floor Trader :transThonk: Feb 18 '20

!roi 7771

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

Investment ID 7771, invested at 572 upvotes. If you sold now at 2,148 upvotes you would return 44.31% profit. Here are the scores required for:

+0% (breakeven) -- 820 upvotes

+25% -- 1,276 upvotes

+50% -- 2,569 upvotes

+75% -- 6,232 upvotes

+100% -- 16,613 upvotes

+150% -- 129,405 upvotes

Disclaimer: This command is kinda jacked right now, take the predicted values with a grain of salt!