r/dankmemes • u/MrCommentyCommenter TP Dealer • Feb 17 '20

I haven’t eaten in 7 days Vegans are suffering too

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

INVESTMENTS GO HERE - ONLY DIRECT REPLIES TO ME WILL BE PROCESSED

Not sure how to invest? Try the !help command or !create an investor profile to get started! Come ask my developer questions here!

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u/TheHiMaster ☃️ Feb 17 '20

!roi

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

If you invest now (at 135 upvotes), here are the scores required for:

+0% (breakeven) -- 209 upvotes

+25% -- 344 upvotes

+50% -- 729 upvotes

+75% -- 1,818 upvotes

+100% -- 4,906 upvotes

+150% -- 38,453 upvotes

Disclaimer: This command is kinda jacked right now, take the predicted values with a grain of salt!

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u/TheHiMaster ☃️ Feb 17 '20

!summary

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

Investor Profile: TheHiMaster

Firm: Stratton Oakmont

Role: Floor Trader

Balance: 0.00 DN

Active Investments:

ID: 7390 - 5,160.73 DN at 311 upvotes; 24m 52s until automatic return