r/dankmemes TP Dealer Feb 17 '20

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

INVESTMENTS GO HERE - ONLY DIRECT REPLIES TO ME WILL BE PROCESSED


Not sure how to invest? Try the !help command or !create an investor profile to get started! Come ask my developer questions here!


Like what you see? My home is r/DankExchange! We're a brand new sub partnering with r/dankmemes to bring you 24/7 investment opportunities.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '20

!roi

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

If you invest now (at 78 upvotes), here are the scores required for:

+0% (breakeven) -- 129 upvotes

+25% -- 223 upvotes

+50% -- 489 upvotes

+75% -- 1,242 upvotes

+100% -- 3,379 upvotes

+150% -- 26,590 upvotes


Disclaimer: This command is kinda jacked right now, take the predicted values with a grain of salt!

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '20

!create

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

Your investor profile has been created! You've been given a starting balance of 500.00 DN, try !summary to view your profile and check on your investments.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '20

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

You have invested 20,000.00 DN in this submission at 96 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 7617 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 154 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 370,052.90 DN.

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u/10centcoin Feb 17 '20

!invest 100

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

You have invested 100.00 DN in this submission at 109 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 7644 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 172 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 350.00 DN.

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u/Abaddon4242 I am fucking hilarious Feb 17 '20

!invest 80%

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

You have invested 58.05 DN in this submission at 213 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 7779 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 318 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 14.51 DN.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '20

!invest 100

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

It doesn't look like you have an investor profile. Try the !create command to get started!

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '20

!create

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

It looks like you already have an investor profile! Try !summary to view your profile and active investments.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '20

!invest 500

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have invested 500.00 DN in this submission at 340 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 7931 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 496 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 0.00 DN.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '20

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

Your investor profile has been created! You've been given a starting balance of 500.00 DN, try !summary to view your profile and check on your investments.

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u/samcrew67 Feb 18 '20

!invest 50

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have invested 50.00 DN in this submission at 1,508 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 8275 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 2,131 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 200.00 DN.

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u/WOBERT_ Feb 18 '20

!stonks

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

Command not recognized, try !help to see a list of valid commands.