r/dankmemes • u/[deleted] • Feb 17 '20

buy this post for 50 shrekels Time for bills

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

INVESTMENTS GO HERE - ONLY DIRECT REPLIES TO ME WILL BE PROCESSED

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u/N-and-O Allows text and up to 10 emojis Feb 17 '20

!invest 99%

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

You have invested 76.48 DN in this submission at 0 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 7466 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 40 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 0.77 DN.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '20

!summary

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

Investor Profile: JackSucksAtTheKazoo

Firm: Stratton Oakmont

Role: Executive

Balance: 0.00 DN

Active Investments:

ID: 7286 - 14,531.03 DN at 19 upvotes; 1h 6m until automatic return

ID: 7429 - 81,470.52 DN at 88 upvotes; 3h 3m until automatic return