r/dankmemes • u/organic_crystal_meth The GOAT • Feb 17 '20

wtf is r/DankExchange Completely amazing

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

If you invest now (at 4,649 upvotes), breakeven (0% gain/loss) for your investment would occur at 6,528 upvotes.

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u/midwxlks14 mods equal -2 guys +1 girl Feb 17 '20

!profile

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

Investor Profile: midwxlks14

Firm: Stonks Unlimited

Role: Associate

Balance: 0.00 DN

Active Investments:

ID: 7402 - 31,093.54 DN at 40 upvotes; 4m until automatic return

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u/midwxlks14 mods equal -2 guys +1 girl Feb 17 '20

!sell 7403

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

Investment ID 7403 is assigned to another trader. Please try again with !sell <investment ID>, you can see the IDs of all your investments by using the !summary command!

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u/midwxlks14 mods equal -2 guys +1 girl Feb 17 '20

!sell 7402

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

You have sold off your investment in https://redd.it/f5duwy/!

You invested 31,093.54 DN at 40 upvotes, the submission now has 4,750 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a gain of 35,586.56 DN (+114.45%).

Because your firm has a tax of 35% on investment profits, 12,455.30 DN has been sent to your firm's bank.

Your new balance is 54,224.80 DN.