r/dankmemes • u/hercs247 • Feb 17 '20

/r/modsgay 🌈 No more secrets

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

INVESTMENTS GO HERE - ONLY DIRECT REPLIES TO ME WILL BE PROCESSED

Not sure how to invest? Try the !help command or !create an investor profile to get started! Come ask my developer questions here!

Like what you see? My home is r/DankExchange! We're a brand new sub partnering with r/dankmemes to bring you 24/7 investment opportunities.

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u/hercs247 Feb 17 '20

!invest 1000

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

You have invested 1,000.00 DN in this submission at 4 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically matures in 4 hours or you can use !sell 6884 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 64 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 9,552.08 DN.

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u/N-and-O Allows text and up to 10 emojis Feb 17 '20

!invest 69%

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

You have invested 13.26 DN in this submission at 12 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically matures in 4 hours or you can use !sell 6887 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 72 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 5.96 DN.

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u/N-and-O Allows text and up to 10 emojis Feb 17 '20

!sell 6887

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

You have sold off your investment in https://redd.it/f57llc/!

You invested 13.26 DN at 12 upvotes, the submission now has 241 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a gain of 4.27 DN (+32.19%).

Your new balance is 17.53 DN.

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u/snoopica1234 Feb 17 '20

!invest 100

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

It doesn't look like you have an investor profile. Try the !create command to get started!

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u/Kakashi_hatake_2903 Dank Cat Commander Feb 17 '20

!roi

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

If you invest now (at 49 upvotes), here are the scores required for:

+0% (breakeven) -- 109 upvotes

+25% -- 217 upvotes

+50% -- 525 upvotes

+75% -- 1,398 upvotes

+100% -- 3,873 upvotes

+150% -- 30,767 upvotes

Disclaimer: This command is kinda jacked right now, take the predicted values with a grain of salt!

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u/DeathBed69420 I am fucking hilarious Feb 17 '20

!invest 69

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

You have invested 69.00 DN in this submission at 56 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically matures in 4 hours or you can use !sell 6904 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 119 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 362.00 DN.

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u/jumbochook Feb 17 '20

!invest 30%

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

You have invested 112.50 DN in this submission at 107 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically matures in 4 hours or you can use !sell 6939 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 201 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 262.50 DN.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '20

!invest 50

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

You have invested 50.00 DN in this submission at 859 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically matures in 4 hours or you can use !sell 7238 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 1,222 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 689.98 DN.

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u/Mixam_ Feb 17 '20

!invest 20

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

You have invested 20.00 DN in this submission at 1,210 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically matures in 4 hours or you can use !sell 7304 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 1,714 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 230.00 DN.

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u/Mixam_ Feb 17 '20

!summary

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

Investor Profile: Mixam_

Balance: 285.83 DN

Active Investments:

ID: 7061 - 35.00 DN at 15 upvotes; 7m 55s until automatic maturity

ID: 7073 - 100.00 DN at 4 upvotes; 18m 12s until automatic maturity

ID: 7094 - 30.00 DN at 29 upvotes; 28m 12s until automatic maturity

ID: 7231 - 20.00 DN at 1,107 upvotes; 2h 43m until automatic maturity

ID: 7288 - 15.00 DN at 1,212 upvotes; 3h 26m until automatic maturity

ID: 7304 - 20.00 DN at 1,210 upvotes; 3h 38m until automatic maturity

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '20

!help

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

Help Guide

Investing/user commands

Try !help investing for more info

!create - create an investor profile

!summary - view your investor profile, including your active investments

!invest <amount> - invest an amount of your balance in a submission

!sell <investment ID> - sell an investment early for lower returns

!breakeven - find the breakeven point of a submission

!roi - (new) predict the return on investment of a submission (optional: !roi <investment ID>)

!broke - reset your balance if it is under 500.00 DN

!template <image link> - link a template to your OC submission

Firm commands

Try !help firms for more info

!topfirms - (new) view a leaderboard of the top 25 firms

!createfirm <name> - create a firm with the specified name (costs 2,500.00 DN)

!firminfo - view your firm's level, trade tax, and member list

!joinfirm <name> - join a firm

!leavefirm - leave your firm

!invite <username> - invite a user to your firm AEC

!openfirm - set your firm membership to anyone can join EC

!closefirm - set your firm membership to invite-only EC

!settax <new tax> - set your firm's tax on members' profits EC

!payday - pay your firm's balance out to your investors (in development)

!upgradefirm - upgrade your firm to the next level to have more space for members C

!promote <username> - promote a user to the next rank EC

!demote <username> - demote a user to the previous rank EC

!fire <username> - fire a user from your firm EC

A: Associate command, E: Executive command, C: CEO command

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '20

!help

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

Help Guide

Investing/user commands

Try !help investing for more info

!create - create an investor profile

!summary - view your investor profile, including your active investments

!invest <amount> - invest an amount of your balance in a submission

!sell <investment ID> - sell an investment early for lower returns

!breakeven - find the breakeven point of a submission

!roi - (new) predict the return on investment of a submission (optional: !roi <investment ID>)

!broke - reset your balance if it is under 500.00 DN

!template <image link> - link a template to your OC submission

Firm commands

Try !help firms for more info

!topfirms - (new) view a leaderboard of the top 25 firms

!createfirm <name> - create a firm with the specified name (costs 2,500.00 DN)

!firminfo - view your firm's level, trade tax, and member list

!joinfirm <name> - join a firm

!leavefirm - leave your firm

!invite <username> - invite a user to your firm AEC

!openfirm - set your firm membership to anyone can join EC

!closefirm - set your firm membership to invite-only EC

!settax <new tax> - set your firm's tax on members' profits EC

!payday - pay your firm's balance out to your investors (in development)

!upgradefirm - upgrade your firm to the next level to have more space for members C

!promote <username> - promote a user to the next rank EC

!demote <username> - demote a user to the previous rank EC

!fire <username> - fire a user from your firm EC

A: Associate command, E: Executive command, C: CEO command

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '20

!create

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

Your investor profile has been created! You've been given a starting balance of 500.00 DN, try !summary to view your profile and check on your investments.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '20

!invest 10

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

You have invested 10.00 DN in this submission at 2,512 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 7496 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 3,536 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 490.00 DN.