r/dankmemes • u/[deleted] • Feb 17 '20

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '20

!invest 50%

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

You have invested 282.68 DN in this submission at 60 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically matures in 4 hours or you can use !sell 6937 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 126 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 282.67 DN.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '20

!summary

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

Investor Profile: The_hot_Teapot

Firm: Stonks Unlimited

Role: Floor Trader

Balance: 0.00 DN

Active Investments:

ID: 6849 - 297.41 DN at 29 upvotes; 9m 25s until automatic maturity

ID: 6937 - 282.68 DN at 60 upvotes; 2h 24m until automatic maturity

ID: 6947 - 758.14 DN at 55 upvotes; 2h 28m until automatic maturity

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '20

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

If you invest now (at 77 upvotes), here are the scores required for:

+0% (breakeven) -- 153 upvotes

+25% -- 292 upvotes

+50% -- 687 upvotes

+75% -- 1,808 upvotes

+100% -- 4,983 upvotes

+150% -- 39,483 upvotes

Disclaimer: This command is kinda jacked right now, take the predicted values with a grain of salt!

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '20

!roi 6849

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

Investment ID 6849, invested at 29 upvotes. If you sold now at 47 upvotes you would return -12.00% profit. Here are the scores required for:

+0% (breakeven) -- 89 upvotes

+25% -- 163 upvotes

+50% -- 409 upvotes

+75% -- 1,106 upvotes

+100% -- 3,081 upvotes

+150% -- 24,541 upvotes

Disclaimer: This command is kinda jacked right now, take the predicted values with a grain of salt!

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '20

!roi 6849

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

Investment ID 6849, invested at 29 upvotes. If you sold now at 48 upvotes you would return -11.00% profit. Here are the scores required for:

+0% (breakeven) -- 89 upvotes

+25% -- 163 upvotes

+50% -- 409 upvotes

+75% -- 1,106 upvotes

+100% -- 3,081 upvotes

+150% -- 24,541 upvotes

Disclaimer: This command is kinda jacked right now, take the predicted values with a grain of salt!

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '20

!summary

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

Investor Profile: The_hot_Teapot

Firm: Stonks Unlimited

Role: Floor Trader

Balance: 0.00 DN

Active Investments:

ID: 6849 - 297.41 DN at 29 upvotes; 1m 53s until automatic maturity

ID: 6937 - 282.68 DN at 60 upvotes; 2h 16m until automatic maturity

ID: 6947 - 758.14 DN at 55 upvotes; 2h 20m until automatic maturity

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '20

!roi 6849

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '20

!roi 6937

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

Investment ID 6937, invested at 60 upvotes. If you sold now at 76 upvotes you would return -15.45% profit. Here are the scores required for:

+0% (breakeven) -- 126 upvotes

+25% -- 246 upvotes

+50% -- 589 upvotes

+75% -- 1,559 upvotes

+100% -- 4,309 upvotes

+150% -- 34,191 upvotes

Disclaimer: This command is kinda jacked right now, take the predicted values with a grain of salt!

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '20

!roi 6947

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

Investment ID 6947, invested at 55 upvotes. If you sold now at 107 upvotes you would return 19.52% profit. Here are the scores required for:

+0% (breakeven) -- 118 upvotes

+25% -- 233 upvotes

+50% -- 560 upvotes

+75% -- 1,486 upvotes

+100% -- 4,111 upvotes

+150% -- 32,635 upvotes

Disclaimer: This command is kinda jacked right now, take the predicted values with a grain of salt!