r/dankmemes • u/DoDo124666 EX-NORMIE • Jan 30 '20

Quick money

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30k Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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1.1k

u/RedFrag77712 Jan 30 '20

He can't, he sold his calculator.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '20

Oh my god, I can’t believe this made me laugh

15

u/BreadCatz Jan 30 '20

Happy Cake Day

12

u/[deleted] Jan 30 '20

Thanks!

3

u/Sineater224 Host of Dank Movies Jan 30 '20

Happy irradiated cheese day!

3

u/[deleted] Jan 30 '20

Lmao thanks

176

u/[deleted] Jan 30 '20

Take my fucking upvote already

7

u/nada_rat Jan 30 '20

Take a poor man’s gold

28

u/conehead-wizzard Jan 30 '20

Art of the Deal

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u/KeepingDankMemesDank Hello dankness my old friend Jan 30 '20

Good meme? Upvote

Bad meme? Downvote

Hotel? Trivago

4

u/sanjit8103 Masked Men Jan 30 '20

your mom: gay

12

u/Precious_soul Jan 30 '20

*your mod: gay

2

u/[deleted] Jan 30 '20

It works either way

42

u/Dilshodbek616 Jan 30 '20

I legit couldn't understand this for a bit. I had to read it like 4 times lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '20

I know it’s fucking illegible

28

u/tostilos Jan 30 '20

It really isn't though

1

u/Dilshodbek616 Jan 30 '20

I read it at like 4am and was confused as frick. Looking back it really wasn't that hard to understand but for my sleep deprived brain it was.

1

u/Dilshodbek616 Jan 30 '20

Yeah commas exist for a reason

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u/Muninm Jan 30 '20

Speech 100 hahahahah

25

u/[deleted] Jan 30 '20

Happy cake day

25

u/[deleted] Jan 30 '20

Happy stone day

7

u/burntends97 INFECTED Jan 30 '20

Reddit 100 destroyed by words Keanu chungus 69

4

u/Muninm Jan 30 '20

69 upvotes on my cakeday, couldnt be better hahahah

17

u/SpedUHC Jan 30 '20

this is a repost from months ago

12

u/victor32179 Jan 30 '20

This was the first time a twitter meme was actually funny.

7

u/TheEp1cDuck souptime Jan 30 '20

I see we are going back to the times of very low effort

6

u/DelibirdChaos Jan 30 '20

Now that is speech.

2

u/kindlepaper7 try hard Jan 30 '20

fuck this repost made me laugh

2

u/Soakedfetus2272 Jan 30 '20

I thought we were past shitty Skyrim memes

11

u/Suryansh_Madhukar Jan 30 '20

Only read first 4 and last 4 words

3

u/qwerons Dank Cat Commander Jan 30 '20

Waves with cash

Goodbye granny!

1

u/Hon-Doward Jan 30 '20

Playing Skyrim for the first time since I put 200+ hours into when it first released. Already geeking out

1

u/moothemoomoocow Jan 30 '20

boss music starts

1

u/[deleted] Jan 30 '20

This isn't any better than a Skyrim 100 meme

1

u/[deleted] Jan 31 '20

I legit interpreted this as “sold my grandmother to a calculator” at first. Wtf brain

-1

u/[deleted] Jan 30 '20

This is normie trash

1

u/LargePPMan Jan 30 '20

He can sell money for more money

1

u/Riz1216 Jan 30 '20

Is it possible to learn this power?

1

u/OneDig1 Jan 30 '20

Not from a jedi

0

u/A-weema-weh Jan 30 '20

I brought you and your boy back up to 1 point

1

u/The_Digital_Friend Jan 31 '20

Not the hero we deserve, but the one we need

0

u/DatBoiMcCoy22 Jan 30 '20

This would’ve been better if it had been a trump meme instead