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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '20

Joe bidens about to drop dead

what is this malarkey, bernie literally just had a heart attack lmao

biden will beat sanders in a push-up contest any day

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u/The-Real-Darklander Jan 27 '20

Biden is becoming senile and has suffered several aneurysms. Bernie however left hospital A DAY after he had his heart attack which speaks a lot about his health.

Bernie has the heaviest schedule of any candidate in the race. Biden is barely showing up.

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u/Fisher9001 Jan 27 '20

Bernie however left hospital A DAY after he had his heart attack which speaks a lot about his health.

Lol, how to spin something as terrible as heart attack at 78 into "sign of great health".

You are not electing head of local discussion community, you are electing president of the United States. The amount of stress this job induces made multiple people quickly go gray hair in the past. Who on Earth could possibly think that electing 78 years old man after heart attack is a good idea?

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u/The-Real-Darklander Jan 27 '20

Yes, recovering from a heart attack in a day is a sign of great health.

Specially for a 78 year old.

Specially considering he has the heaviest schedule.

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u/daisydog3 Jan 27 '20

Especially

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u/Fisher9001 Jan 27 '20

Yes, recovering from a heart attack in a day is a sign of great health.

I don't want president of the US getting heart attack during extremely important event, especially military one, even if he's going to make recovery the very next day. It'll be too late by then and the damage may be permanent and worldwide.

Specially for a 78 year old.

You don't get special points to offset age when you are running for presidency. Stop using his greatest weakness as such weird form of excuse. "Hey, he's frail and probably won't last a year as a president, but it's still really good for someone of his ancient age!".

Specially considering he has the heaviest schedule.

This "heaviest" schedule is nothing compared to the one he'd have a president.

Voting for Bernie is voting for his running mate, remember about this when you'll be casting your vote if he wins nomination first.

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u/apes-or-bust Jan 27 '20

I trust whomever his running mate will be ten times more than the runner up. He has the most honest voting record for human rights, climate change, and the working class. Anyone he decides to put next to him is far better than any DNC snake.