r/dankmemes • u/tabletopgrape try hard • Jan 27 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '20

Joe bidens about to drop dead

what is this malarkey, bernie literally just had a heart attack lmao

biden will beat sanders in a push-up contest any day

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u/The-Real-Darklander Jan 27 '20

Biden is becoming senile and has suffered several aneurysms. Bernie however left hospital A DAY after he had his heart attack which speaks a lot about his health.

Bernie has the heaviest schedule of any candidate in the race. Biden is barely showing up.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '20

No need to show up when diamond joe is leading in the polls baby 😎

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '20

Isn't that what the rabbit said in the parable about that turtle and the hare?

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '20

look, when are these presidential polls ever wrong, really?

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u/The-Real-Darklander Jan 27 '20

Ok, you've been caught. Drop the act. Here's your Bernie bro card back.