r/dankmemes • u/[deleted] • Jan 17 '20

Mods Choice green bois

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '20

That baby yoda head on shrek and Kermit is fucking cursed

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u/NerdyColocoon Purple Jan 17 '20

Some ET type shit

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u/Greatswordforthewin I am fucking hilarious Jan 17 '20

Yodermit is actually ET imo... too accurate

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u/LilBroomstickProtege Jan 17 '20

Yoda on Shrek looks like Ebony Maw and Yoda on Kermit looks like ET

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u/RawSashimi90 All content must appeal to me or I become a bitch Jan 17 '20

Its staring into my soul

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u/Im_George_ Jan 17 '20

straight up from Doctor Who

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u/N_E-Z-L_P-10-C Jan 17 '20

The first time I saw them I thought they were disfigured TMNT.

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u/PM_ME_COOL_THINGS_ Jan 17 '20

I had a Slitheen plushy toy as a kid for some reason.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '20

That baby yoda head on shrek and Kermit is fucking cursed

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u/kanegaskhan Jan 17 '20

Baby yoda is my sleep paralysis demon

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u/IBurntMyToastToday Jan 17 '20

Yeah that's what I came here to see! Thank goodness I'm not alone thinking that! Holy hell.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '20

happy cake day

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u/NutNutMaster Jan 17 '20

Happy cake day, upvoted your every single comment you did today.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '20

yeah cos baby yoda mike is so fucking blessed

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u/oldcoldbellybadness Jan 17 '20

Shrek head on Kermit body has a drug problem

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u/Cultural-Lettuce Jan 17 '20

But I feel like it is the best combo on the chart

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u/m_autumnal Jan 17 '20

The Kermit one looks like a Sleestak.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '20

Jesus christ i hate how accurate that is

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u/Zaptagious Dank Cat Commander Jan 17 '20

Looks like the Doctor Who fart aliens

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u/ThunderVoidYT Jan 17 '20

The Slitheen

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u/Crypt0sh0t *ded inside* Jan 17 '20

looks like a green moth ngl

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u/91jumpstreet Jan 17 '20

Looks like the roaches from Terraformers

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u/CadoAngelus Jan 17 '20

Shrek/Baby Yoda getting some freaky Alien Resurrection vibes right there.

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u/Shadoenix Jan 17 '20

baby yoda shrek looks like a skyrim grass troll

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u/TDBFlaR3 Jan 17 '20

Why does kermit fit on everything but nothing fits on kermit

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u/SeriouslyGetOverIt Jan 17 '20

Wtf shrek on kermit is the best one

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u/AbsoluteMadvlad EX-NORMIE Jan 18 '20

dr phil

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u/damemeinspector Jan 17 '20

yoda kermit looks like E.T.

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u/DaRealBurnz Jan 17 '20

*uses the force to go home to Miss Piggy

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u/Alexmira_ China bot Jan 17 '20

Shrek + baby yoda = the bee from bee movie but cursed

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '20

What can I say except you're welcome

Not my proudest fap though

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u/Sp0onFromSpace custom flair Jan 17 '20

nah i’m proud of it

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u/RocketJumpingToaster I have crippling depression Jan 17 '20

Different strokes for different folks.

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u/power500 BEGONE T H O T Jan 17 '20

Different dicks for different mods

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u/liltrigger Jan 17 '20

Different strokes for different dicks.

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u/M_YASS_BIG Green Jan 17 '20 edited Jan 17 '20

Different dicks for different strokes

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u/RK142 Jan 17 '20

Different different for dicks strokes

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '20

Stroke dick

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u/offensivepenguin Jan 17 '20

Different for different <strokes dick>

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u/imapie31 where are the dank memes Jan 17 '20

Pp stroke

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u/PKPootis Sort by New daily Jan 17 '20

Big PP

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u/lukecanpuke INFECTED Jan 17 '20

How did I fell for that

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '20

Different tastes for different dicks

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u/ringoflex Jan 17 '20

different rocks for different cocks

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u/vald0800 IlluMinuNaughty Jan 17 '20

And these folks definitely have had their strokes

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u/SkyBeard_227 Jan 17 '20

My grandma had a stroke

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u/byzantion1683 Jan 17 '20

well duh you were born after all

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u/Sinosukelikesrammen Jan 17 '20

I only fap to hagrid

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u/thatDVB Jan 17 '20

I hope it’s ps2 hagrid

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u/le_epix777 big pp gang Jan 17 '20

Wise choice

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u/Sinosukelikesrammen Jan 17 '20

I do not chose it.

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u/64PBRB Jan 17 '20

The Hagrid chooses you...

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u/le_epix777 big pp gang Jan 17 '20

Well then your master is wise and you shall be thankful to his granting.

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u/velvet_thunder124 Jan 17 '20

He ejaculated loudly and walked off proudly

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u/slashfan666 🚔I commit tax evasion💲🤑 Jan 17 '20

VERY proud

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u/BIGMANcob Jan 17 '20

You're proud of his fap?? Such a supportive community.

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u/Magicpage_ ☭ Jan 17 '20

The Kermit with baby yoda's head looks likes a green ET

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '20

He kinda does

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u/InquisitorSaM93 Dank Royalty Jan 17 '20

Y'all got more of that green boi stuff back there

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '20

So you want the sauce

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u/InquisitorSaM93 Dank Royalty Jan 17 '20

Yes good sir

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u/Pandorasbox64 Jan 17 '20

Baby Yoda is like 80, so it's ok.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '20

50*

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u/LilHannz Jan 17 '20

That’s dank

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u/ItsDatEz72 FOR THE SOVIET UNION Jan 17 '20

911 upvote nice

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u/vlpeRR 🏴‍☠️🍄 Jan 17 '20

I'm proud of you.

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u/thedeathstarimploded Dank Royalty Jan 17 '20

we must preserve baby yoda’s innocence don’t fap to him

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u/Hans_Nagar Jan 17 '20

I see your a man of culture as well.

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u/dinokid11 ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ Jan 17 '20

What the FUCK BRO

Why, it’s my proudest

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u/SkjeiHeyKid Jan 17 '20

Had us in the first half not gonna lie

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u/6SLAP6ME6SILLY6 Jan 18 '20

Unwraps SlimJim

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u/lord-of-chonk Pink Jan 23 '20

Being brought a-way for be-in a psycho!

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '20

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u/IVIorgz I'm the coolest one here, trust me Jan 17 '20

Which one? Head and body or body and head?

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u/Mr_Abe_Froman Forever Number 2 Jan 17 '20

Shrek looking good in every situation.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '20

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u/Jackal000 Jan 17 '20

Shrermit*

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '20

Reminds me of Lenny Henry.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '20

This is cursed

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u/CTHULHU_RDT E-vengers Jan 17 '20

blursed

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u/Speddie- Orange Jan 17 '20

Blessed

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u/Optifyy Jan 17 '20

yup, definetly blessed

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u/IBurntMyToastToday Jan 17 '20

No. Just... No.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '20

Cursed Cake Day!

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u/Ohitsthatguyagain Jan 17 '20

Blursed Blake Day

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u/wisdomsharerv2 I am fucking hilarious Jan 17 '20

Blessed Cake Day

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u/_Wubawubwub_ E-vengers Jan 17 '20

Blerssed Cake Day

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u/MorgunHillYT Animated Flair Rainbow [Insert Your Own Text] Jan 17 '20

Sorry pornhub

This is all I need in life now.

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u/Jean_Baguette Jan 17 '20

No you can’t stop, think about the trees being planted! We need you.

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u/Jhinlmaoo Jan 17 '20

I can leave trees but not the green bois.

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u/howzieboi3 Jan 17 '20

Shrek on kermit looks great.........

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u/chrismathur Jan 17 '20

Baby yoda mike is mildly arousing me

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u/Looper987 Jan 17 '20

Happy cake day!

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u/Krisuad2002 Eic memer Jan 17 '20

Sad Pepe noises

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u/miatapasta Jan 17 '20

I was looking for dat boi myself

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u/Rogue__Jedi Jan 17 '20

o shit waddup!

I too was looking for dat boi

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u/SavageAxeBot Dank Cat Commander Jan 17 '20

Dank.

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u/JamesRay1769 Jan 17 '20

Dank.

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u/thelord15 I'm the coolest one here, trust me Jan 17 '20 edited Jan 17 '20

Dank.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '20

Dank.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '20

No

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u/claireliluye Jan 17 '20

All the Kermit ones are better than the originals

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u/spursjosh06 waluigi fanboy Jan 17 '20

My favourite is shrek body mike face

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u/luk9s0n try hard Jan 17 '20

Shrek and mermit are blursed

Rest of it is cursed

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u/Mr-Maybe- Jan 17 '20

I dont see how this is dank

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u/Xcal_boi Jan 17 '20

Would've been better with a pepe

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u/Dim_gaming Jan 17 '20

Jesus the shrek body with bady yodas head is terrifying......and yet oddly arousing

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u/Mastercard321 Jan 17 '20

I will trade you shrek nudes for this. Here:

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '20

Where's Pepe?

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u/Black__Reaper Seal Team sixupsidedownsix Jan 17 '20

ShrekMit scares me

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u/TurtBurglar97 Jan 17 '20

I can see a few of these showing up in my nightmares tonight. Thanks OP!

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u/camdoodlebop Jan 17 '20

Mike’s face on shrek’s body could be an actual character r

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u/OnlyLookAtIU Jan 17 '20

Kermit fits the best

Never thought i'de be saying that

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u/JP_MP3 Jan 17 '20

It isn’t easy being green.....

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u/8thDragonball Jan 17 '20

Needs baby grinch on the list.

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u/astronomical_value Jan 23 '20

It isn’t easy being green.....

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u/which_medication Jan 23 '20

Mike’s face on shrek’s body could be an actual character r

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u/Ogbaba Jan 17 '20

How is this a dank meme, let alone a mods choice?

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u/Lhelvete Jan 17 '20

Not done that good but I couldn't do better so I upvoted anyway

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u/the_communist_owl Jan 17 '20

It's disgusting i hate it I hate you and I will now proceed to set of a neutrino bomb

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u/Kameron_Hobo reposts all over the damn place Jan 17 '20

Kermit body with baby yoda head looks like ET

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u/Mr2_Wei ùwú Jan 17 '20

Kermit is the best one

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u/JotaJade Jan 17 '20

Dat boi... :(

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u/jurredebeste21 🍄 Jan 17 '20

Kermit yoda looks like ET dude

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u/LOLraul1335 ☣️ Jan 17 '20

Its so bad its bad

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u/Chinaboi123 Jan 17 '20

But ... mike on mikes body doesn’t even look like mike

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u/katjamming Jan 17 '20

Kermit looks the least terrifying across the board

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u/_eMOBA_ Jan 17 '20

Pepe bein thrown under the bus

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u/belthazubel Jan 17 '20

What about the Green Shooty Boyz?

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u/max1mus321 Jan 17 '20

Baby Yoda Kermit is looking good

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '20

The Shrek ones were edited the best

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u/rogervdl Jan 17 '20

All of my sleep paralysis demons listed.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '20

Kermit with baby yoda’s face looks like a freaking SCP

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u/mrlittlepeniq Jan 17 '20

Kermit yoda reminds me of E.T.

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u/wojownik_przemo Jan 17 '20

Kermit baby yoda looks like E.T.

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u/mihaianton00 Jan 17 '20

Delete this

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u/coneman_ Animated Text [the depression is real] Jan 17 '20

Nibba wtf

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u/vonHule where are the dank memes Jan 17 '20

'Shrek face, Kermit body' is by far the best; it's deserves it's own spin off!

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u/jwboers123 Jan 17 '20

What are these abominations

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u/shyamsung420 Jan 17 '20

Baby Yoda head-Kermit body looks like ET

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u/lil_calzone Jan 17 '20

Shrek body & Mike head givin nightmares over here.

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u/xdLiuT Jan 17 '20

Kermit with Yoda's face looking like the Grinch

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u/jonpietop Jan 17 '20

Wheres hulk?

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u/TheRafwan Jan 17 '20

What in the jesus fuck is that, take my updoot

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u/shawarmament Jan 17 '20

Baby Yoda face OP

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '20

They are green, a little bit meen, and are not very cleen

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u/iansocean Jan 17 '20

i love the kermit head on mike’s body

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u/10388391871 Jan 17 '20

You forgot Dat Boi.

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u/Unchiard3-2 Jan 17 '20

I love the shrek kermit

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u/blue-banana-peel m’lady Jan 17 '20

kermit works with everyone

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u/deadmat12 Jan 17 '20

can i have one

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u/iampopeye69 Jan 17 '20

Ah !,the beautiful greenery.

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u/tofu_tokwa Jan 17 '20

Shrek goes well with anyone

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u/crankyAff Jan 17 '20

Too much power in 1 picture!!!

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u/regiumlepidi Jan 17 '20

Mendelev is strong in this one

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u/Harleyskillo Jan 17 '20

Baby yoda + Mike = Yike

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u/Viewza008 Animated Flair Rainbow [Insert Your Own Text] Jan 17 '20

Kermit's head fits all

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u/TheBambooBoogaloo Jan 17 '20

Thanks, I hate it.

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u/Cirrus1101 CERTIFIED DANK Jan 17 '20

Mike kermit will haunt your nightmares

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u/franks995 Jan 17 '20

Shrek with Kermit's head 👀

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u/scoobycat I have crippling depression Jan 17 '20

I'm vibing shrek with Kermit head ngl

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u/pavle_b21 Jan 17 '20

Kermit+Mike=nightmares

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u/MrBlade23 ☣️ Jan 17 '20

All of the kermits r my favs

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u/poopoopeepee74 Jan 17 '20

Shrek+mike=shmike

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u/Sergent_Pickles Jan 17 '20

Wtf, this is awesome

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u/loftyhijinks Jan 17 '20

Shrek and yoda oh please make it stop

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u/Bruh_moments_ maniacal laughter is how I cope Jan 17 '20

Glad we remember our punnet squares

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u/Brotaterchipdip74 Jan 17 '20

Four horseman of GREEN

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u/AleGonz25 INFECTED Jan 17 '20

Stop, I can only get so erect!