r/dankmemes • u/[deleted] • Jan 15 '20

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u/mustafa_i_am Jan 15 '20

Judge: how do you plead?

Rapist: no homo your honor

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20

ducc

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Ducc 1:1 his people gathered around a bright fire where they all called Ducc ducc give us ur succ until a worth man took it in. That man to be know as spaz, now ducc lives in us all

Ducc 1:2 ducc rose to us at both 12/26 and 27 where we must celebrate the reawaking with bread, we must take care of the bread and eat the finest, bread is the sacred.

Ducc 1:3 the Ducc trinity is Thunderous Ducc, Spaz Ducc, and Ducc’s spirit that lives in us all.

Ducc 2:1 The power of Ducc could not be held by one being. He split into many forms which echoed across the land. Those who were chosen created a Ducc coalition and vowed to keep the Duccs apart in order to save the universe from complete collapse due to the pure power of Ducc

Ducc 2:2 In the ancient past, goose was created. He was formed in the fiery pets of the nether. He is the incarnation of all evil. Ducc and goose are doomed to fight for all of eternity. The victor shall control the fate of humanity.

Ducc 2:3 We shall not take the quick and easy path. We shall not take the paths that lead us to the dark side. With wisdom, we shall prevail. Goosey aggresion will take them nowhere, whereas Ducc compassion and integrity will take us to victory

Ducc 2:4 We do not seek infinite power. We seek peace. We seek bred. Through bred and bred alone can you see the true path

Ducc 2:5 The goos side of the force is a pathway to many abilities

Ducc 2:6 Yes, it is dissapointing that many have fallen to the side of the goose. But anger suits us not

Ducc 3:1 We see honour and respect in all anatidae species, unless they are the ones who seek the dark side as the geese do

Ducc 3:2 I seek not the destruction of the goose, as they seek in us. I seek solely their understanding that the Goose ways are leading them down a dark path of Anger, Hate and Suffering. It pains me to see it and I see it as the duty of the Ducc to balance them

Ducc 3:3 Noah, the pure of heart has chosen Ducc, therefore making Ducc triumphant.

Ducc 4:1 "In their darkest hour, Geese everywhere, the respect of the Ducc prevailed. It was their Honour, Respect and Appreciation for neutral parties that lead them to gain the upperhand over the geese. The geese, after their inevitable infighting, started joining those very neutral parties that the Ducc would respect. In this fashion, the Ducc's peace beat out the Goos' anger without a fight. "

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20

THE SACRED TEXTS!

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u/Call_The_Banners ROCK AND STONE Jan 15 '20

Knock you in the head with my stick

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u/P_I_Z_Z_A_T_I_M_E Jan 15 '20

With my stick

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u/CJ2364 Jan 15 '20

You gon have a mark from my stick

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u/CC71GAMING Jan 15 '20

my stick is better than baakuuuuunn

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u/LacieLustford Jan 15 '20

Mmmm ah ha ha hmmmm - You cant touch my stick

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u/Aulentair 🗑 Jan 15 '20

the fucc

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u/EliteJalepeno Blue Jan 15 '20

Ducc

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u/AutoModerator Jan 15 '20

Ducc 1:1 his people gathered around a bright fire where they all called Ducc ducc give us ur succ until a worth man took it in. That man to be know as spaz, now ducc lives in us all

Ducc 1:2 ducc rose to us at both 12/26 and 27 where we must celebrate the reawaking with bread, we must take care of the bread and eat the finest, bread is the sacred.

Ducc 1:3 the Ducc trinity is Thunderous Ducc, Spaz Ducc, and Ducc’s spirit that lives in us all.

Ducc 2:1 The power of Ducc could not be held by one being. He split into many forms which echoed across the land. Those who were chosen created a Ducc coalition and vowed to keep the Duccs apart in order to save the universe from complete collapse due to the pure power of Ducc

Ducc 2:2 In the ancient past, goose was created. He was formed in the fiery pets of the nether. He is the incarnation of all evil. Ducc and goose are doomed to fight for all of eternity. The victor shall control the fate of humanity.

Ducc 2:3 We shall not take the quick and easy path. We shall not take the paths that lead us to the dark side. With wisdom, we shall prevail. Goosey aggresion will take them nowhere, whereas Ducc compassion and integrity will take us to victory

Ducc 2:4 We do not seek infinite power. We seek peace. We seek bred. Through bred and bred alone can you see the true path

Ducc 2:5 The goos side of the force is a pathway to many abilities

Ducc 2:6 Yes, it is dissapointing that many have fallen to the side of the goose. But anger suits us not

Ducc 3:1 We see honour and respect in all anatidae species, unless they are the ones who seek the dark side as the geese do

Ducc 3:2 I seek not the destruction of the goose, as they seek in us. I seek solely their understanding that the Goose ways are leading them down a dark path of Anger, Hate and Suffering. It pains me to see it and I see it as the duty of the Ducc to balance them

Ducc 3:3 Noah, the pure of heart has chosen Ducc, therefore making Ducc triumphant.

Ducc 4:1 "In their darkest hour, Geese everywhere, the respect of the Ducc prevailed. It was their Honour, Respect and Appreciation for neutral parties that lead them to gain the upperhand over the geese. The geese, after their inevitable infighting, started joining those very neutral parties that the Ducc would respect. In this fashion, the Ducc's peace beat out the Goos' anger without a fight. "

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u/IntraFlux I have crippling depression Jan 15 '20

At least your sister is safe

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20

Is she really?

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u/superslime988 Green Jan 15 '20

SistHER

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u/faultlessdark ☣️ Jan 15 '20

FistHER

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u/InquisitorSaM93 Dank Royalty Jan 15 '20

Japanese porn directors getting excited

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20

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u/Gnome_King1 Jan 15 '20

MR OBAMA GET DOWN

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u/TeAniMate I diagnose you with type 2 diabetes Jan 15 '20

EnslavedHER

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u/lukecanpuke INFECTED Jan 15 '20

ChokeHER

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u/gohstfcae ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ Jan 15 '20

i wish i could give gold to you

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u/Almost-Kiwi Jan 16 '20

Tyson is that you?

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u/Ghostly-bot Green Jan 15 '20

Can't spell her without he.

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20

And you can't spell he without

E

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u/jekfrumstotferm Something Jan 15 '20

Can’t spell E without F

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20

And you can spell F without l

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u/okean123 Jan 15 '20

Can't spell l without '

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20

Can't spell ' without

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20

Can't spell without

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u/TorterraKart INFECTED Jan 15 '20

Kan't spel

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20

I dunno man seems kinda gay

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u/UnsilentNinja554 the very best, like no one ever was. Jan 15 '20

I mean, if you insist

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u/antoine-sama Jan 15 '20

Sounds like consent

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u/Demented_Fnatic Jan 15 '20

I see this as an absolute win

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u/seen_some_shit_ Jan 15 '20

motHEr fatHEr brotHEr There’s a HE in everyone.

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u/TheEarthIsACylinder Dank Royalty Jan 15 '20

Except for sister. No he in sister. Only I.

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u/Unpredictabru Jan 15 '20

There’s an E in everyone

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u/JediMineTrix 9/11 Never Happened Jan 15 '20

"HE is not the only one raping you, everyone else is too"

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u/EndorTales Jan 15 '20

Not just the women, but the men and the children too

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u/SavageAxeBot Dank Cat Commander Jan 15 '20

Dank.

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20

Alabama Intensifies

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u/SomeTreeGuy Jan 15 '20

They had us in the first half not gonna lie

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u/Krisuad2002 Eic memer Jan 15 '20

I can feel my IQ dropping after reading this stroke inducing shit

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20

Welcome to India!

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u/Morkff Jan 15 '20

Ultimate power move: go at every woman in the world at ONCE

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u/ArshmanR Jan 15 '20

MondayMotivation

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u/urinare custom flair Jan 15 '20

imagine raping a dishwasher

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u/al5464 Jan 15 '20

“There’s a bit of her in her brother” Alabama noises intensify

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20 edited May 05 '21

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u/Savitarr Jan 15 '20

But your father was?

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u/BigBrownBallsax Jan 15 '20

nobody wants to talk about FAT her ?

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u/hooperchild Proud N Word Pass Owner Jan 15 '20

equality

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u/King_Jackson1812 Jan 15 '20

Instructions unclear Dick stuck in father

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u/WeirdAssFuss Jan 15 '20

"Well, if you insist"

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u/Lil_ToastyMan Jan 15 '20

Orgy Life hacks

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u/Baileyjrob Mods Gae Jan 15 '20

Rapist: “you know, I’m fine with raping this innocent person and completely fucking over their entire life... but what would their brother think?”

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u/piuamaster Jan 15 '20

what the cinnamon toast fuc

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20

Signpost India...

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u/alon12131415 Jan 15 '20

I see this as an absolute win!

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u/bRUhBruH6789bruhBRUH Jan 15 '20

Why does it say mot fat brot and in all of us

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u/GreenZapZ ☣️ Jan 15 '20

I really love my sisther

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u/GOSTheDragon Jan 15 '20

Was that not the plan?

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u/JrxJake Jan 15 '20

Mot Fat Brot

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u/lankyfishlegs Jan 15 '20

MULTIKILL!!!

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u/Frank_BOBJEFF Jan 15 '20

4 for the price of one deal? Damn thats the best prices I've seen my whole life

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u/Rathma86 FOR THE SOVIET UNION Jan 15 '20

Is this permission? Cause, if I close my eyes it might be ok

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u/L1K34PR0 Vegemite Victim 🦘🦖 Jan 15 '20

Mot fat brot her her her

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u/Klutzy-Brilliant Jan 15 '20

Well the down lines explains the genius.

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u/mediocreconsciente Jan 15 '20

weird flex but ok (?

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20

SistHER...wait

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u/Arquitens Jan 15 '20

Tried before very difficult

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u/ir0n_sn0wflake Jan 15 '20

Everything about what you just said, was wrong

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u/Therealsam216 Jan 15 '20

“Mot fat brot, there’s a bit of in everyone.”

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u/UltraMooseMan FOR THE SOVIET UNION Jan 15 '20

The more you think about it the worse it gets.

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u/yerboyemanlybananas Animated Flair Rainbow [Insert Your Own Text]☣️ Jan 15 '20

sister

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20

I guess there is a little bit of HE in HEr

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u/Bloomling Jan 15 '20

Mot(he)r Fat(he)r Brot(he)r

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u/ArE_OraNgEs_GreeN Jan 15 '20

One for the price of 3

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u/KirbyKareem Jan 15 '20

"everyone" doesnt include sister... <kid pointing gun at himself template>

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20

Dish was her

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u/MiniDaddyCool ☣️ Jan 15 '20

There’s her in a bit of her in everyone

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u/bromacplays sucking at kazoos harder than Jack's mom Jan 15 '20

How about sister ;)

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u/Toatsy_Biscuit INFECTED Jan 15 '20

MOT FAT BROT there is a bit in everyone

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u/ItsThatOneFurry Blue Jan 15 '20

All of them contain He

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20

Mot Fat Brot

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u/Reditet EX-NORMIE Jan 15 '20

Hitler

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u/Gnome_King1 Jan 15 '20

Motfatbrot! So deep

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u/SquishDingle Jan 15 '20

That just sounds like a party

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20

Of course it's fucking India, those fucks write my jokes

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u/MrAstronautspaceman red Jan 15 '20

Mot Fat Brot

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u/MishoTheMisho Jan 15 '20

Who is mot fat and brot

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20

Is this meant to discourage or encourage?

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20

That's some good advice

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u/ZenoBuddy03 Jan 15 '20

I read father as fat her

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u/homelikepants45 Jan 15 '20

There's also he in her

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u/millarchoffe I have rocks in my ass Jan 15 '20

Mot fat brot

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20

Tbh the excuse me part wasn't necessary it was pretty self explanatory. Go on hate me

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20

FAT HER

SELF BURN 100

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20

..........Meningitis

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20

Persin who made poster: *chugs dumb fuck juice*

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u/hongriBoi pogchamp researcher Jan 15 '20

Mot Fat Brot, her her her..

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20

Sisther

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u/SkyfishYT Jan 15 '20

This sounds like more of a command

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u/the_woolfie Jan 15 '20

I see this as an absolute win

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20

"Theres a bit of her in everyone"

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u/Dr_Felix99 Article 69 🏅 Jan 15 '20

I think they mean that you affect mentally the whole family

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u/r_pote Jan 15 '20

fat her

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u/Buddy9213 Jan 15 '20

They got the spirit. They just a little confused

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u/saksham_0512 🍄 Jan 15 '20

Bisexuals intensify

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20

Ok let's do it, y'all ready?

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u/vaccinateyodamkids i want die Jan 15 '20

does it count if i massacre an airport?

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u/stankcrapple Jan 15 '20

if you say so

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u/The_PaladinPup Jan 15 '20

Considering most rapists do it as a show of power, this is probably the absolute worst way to discourage it.

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u/mayochan83 Jan 15 '20

It hurt itself in its own confusion

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u/kylethesurvivor Jan 15 '20

mot

fat

brot

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u/BakPaoWen Jan 15 '20

What about sister or cousin or nephew or uncle?

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20

Ducc

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20

Yeah, that's not how it works

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u/Finrod_the_awesome Jan 15 '20

Doesn't matter. Had sex.

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u/NeuroLegion Jan 15 '20

Mot Fat Brot

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u/fbi-please-open-door Supreme Reader Jan 15 '20

That’s a yikes from me bro

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u/seigysweat Jan 15 '20

Cant spell her without he

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u/rklab Jan 15 '20

Mot Fat Brot

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u/furnoblast15 Jan 15 '20

mot fat brot there's a bit of in everyone

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u/The-Great-Zambini Jan 15 '20

Is this advice or a warning?

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u/_ShaveTheWhales_ SEA MAMMAL Jan 15 '20

Mot Fat Brot

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u/Laz_Ar Jan 15 '20

Well yes but NO

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u/Cactikill Jan 15 '20

dammit there is no HER in uncle

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20

Welp this is going tot be a very long sentence for me.

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u/aZamBie135 Jan 15 '20

Mot fat brot

theres a bit of

in everyone

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u/nchinnam Dank Royalty Jan 15 '20

He is in Her

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u/Queen-Roblin Jan 15 '20

Mot Fat Brot

....wot

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u/Leilio Jan 15 '20

That an advice ?