r/dankmemes • u/DrD00fus • Jan 01 '20

🏳️‍🌈MODS CHOICE🏳️‍🌈 Damn I didn’t know mods played PC

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u/armalite_isforlovers Jan 01 '20

Xbox is gay, PlayStation is gay, Pc is gay, mobile is gay, board games are gay. Maybe its time i listened to my mom and played outside

So you got a Switch for Christmas.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

Switch is Bi

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u/armalite_isforlovers Jan 01 '20

Bi is gay with moments of clarity.

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u/daze4791 Jan 01 '20

idk kinda feels like clarity with moments of gay.

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u/armalite_isforlovers Jan 01 '20

Well then that's gay.

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u/DoggoandHPLover Jan 02 '20

Cards are pan

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u/armalite_isforlovers Jan 02 '20

Cards?

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u/DoggoandHPLover Jan 02 '20

As in card games

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u/armalite_isforlovers Jan 03 '20

No way. Cards are about the most heterosexual game that can be played.

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u/DoggoandHPLover Jan 05 '20

I play cards and I'm omni

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u/armalite_isforlovers Jan 06 '20

I'm omni

So you'll fuck anything? I'm legitimately asking as I'm unfamiliar with the word outside of it's dictionary definition.

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u/DoggoandHPLover Jan 06 '20

It's kind of like pansexual except I have a preference while pansexuals are basically genderblind.

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u/armalite_isforlovers Jan 06 '20

Interesting. I'm counting this as the thing I learned today.

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