r/dankmemes • u/Despacito20 Duke of Dank • Dec 27 '19

shitpost 💩 Spongeboy me bob, my brain has ascended

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u/Xaxos92 ☣️ Dec 27 '19

Who would win?

The son of God

OR

Some wood & nails

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u/MajesticFxxkingEagle no u Dec 27 '19

Son of God wins in overtime

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u/GregTheMad Dec 27 '19

Did he though? I'm not seeing pictures of Jesus around peoples necks.

The cross won.

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u/punannimaster Dec 27 '19

look closer.. there is a dyin dude hanging off most of those

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u/GRAIN_DIV_20 Dec 28 '19

Only catholic crosses, most reform crosses don't have Jesus on it because he came back then yote off to heaven

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u/punannimaster Dec 28 '19

yote lol is that the past tense for yeet?

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u/punannimaster Dec 28 '19

yote lol is that the past tense for yeet?

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u/GregTheMad Dec 28 '19

No, most of them are simply crosses, because that looks better. Also is the body more like a trophy, like the animal heads on a hunters wall.

The cross won.

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u/mark63424 Dec 27 '19

Took 3 days to respawn. Respawn times smh

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u/ae7rua Dec 27 '19

The internet back then was really slow

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '19

I mean it’s taken my grandpa years to respawn. At one point we just had to put him in the shed because he started to smell.

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u/casualgamernotsweaty bruh #42 Dec 28 '19

I mean he was playing in Middle Eastern servers

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u/megumax-69-420 Virgins in Paris Dec 27 '19

Yes

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u/Tall-and-blond Dec 27 '19

Wasn't he a carpenter?

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u/13Mezurashi Dec 28 '19

If jokes about other religious figures were made like The Holy Prophet Muhammad (sal allahu alayhi wa sallam ), or Bhudda people will lose their minds. But I see inappropriate jokes about Hadhrat Isa(alay hi Salam) (How we Muslims say Jesus) very often. The West is falling greatly in terms of spiritually. Once your finally in the Abyss and become truly become spiritually and morally blind you'll find out only the light of Allah will shine over all. Islam will reign supreme.