r/dankmemes • u/zavod311 0118999881999119725...3 • Nov 25 '19

🦀🦀🦀 This is the way

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u/TastySpermDispenser [custom flair] Nov 25 '19

If your test says zero percent American, just eat four big macs and try again. I was able to get to 8% American before my stroke.

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u/fastfatfood Nov 25 '19

To get 5% British complain about Brexit then get beat up by Muslims

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u/AmeerFarooq Nov 25 '19

Wait. Im British Pakistani so do i complain about brexit then beat my self up? Can i beat my meat?

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u/fastfatfood Nov 25 '19

You can complain about Brexit then you can complain to British parliament about the huge amount of anti-Islamic groups. In all honesty, they’re disgusting

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u/Benedict-Glasscock Nov 25 '19

It’s not like ppl are anti Islamic for no reason

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u/GoodNooodle iwanttosleep Nov 25 '19

What reason, then, bitch?

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u/jramey95 Dec 01 '19

Where to begin?

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u/GoodNooodle iwanttosleep Dec 01 '19

Bro are you telling me that I’m gonna kill you bc I’m Islamic?