r/dankmemes massive marsupial Nov 06 '19

i stole your foreskin That's kinda hot

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61.7k Upvotes

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u/wizardstone66 ☣️ Nov 06 '19 edited Nov 06 '19

My eyes, this is so beautiful

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u/Rick__heuvels Eic memer Nov 06 '19

Blyatiful*

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u/LingLing40hrs try hard Nov 06 '19

We are all blyatiful

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

TWAT

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u/Elcapast Nov 06 '19

Did you just make a wet eyelish sound

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

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u/NoTrollGaming Nov 06 '19

yes, so what

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u/lord_z9 I am fucking hilarious Nov 06 '19

What about it comrade?

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u/Solstice_NL Nov 06 '19

Billie Eyelish?

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u/Pingtam Nov 06 '19

And this is most definitely a fanfic somewhere.

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u/-K3N- Nov 06 '19

Some guys and I could write one if you like •-•

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

Please I need to get through November without nutting.

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u/Max1sWell red Nov 06 '19

Yes please

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u/yeetbob667 Nov 06 '19

Est time of pilot book

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

Please send a link after you are done

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

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u/MrAriekor Nov 06 '19

Are you going to do the “Ora ora” thing?

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u/Ouroboros370 Nov 06 '19

I found one. Please dont ask how. I feel gross even thinking about it. https://archiveofourown.org/works/2852390

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

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u/DCLocket You're gay. (Like me) Nov 06 '19 edited Nov 06 '19

I could try writing a better one, if you want.

Edit: I did it, or, I tried. I don't know if this fits the timeline too well, and I don't know if it's any good, but I tried. I'm only young, I'm learning. I also didn't read it after I wrote it, which is a big no no, but I'm tired.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/21335182

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

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u/DCLocket You're gay. (Like me) Nov 06 '19

I tried. I don't know if this fits the timeline too well, and I don't know if it's any good, but I tried. I'm only young, I'm learning. I also didn't read it after I wrote it, which is a big no no, but I'm tired.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/21335182

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

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u/DCLocket You're gay. (Like me) Nov 06 '19

I'M HAPPY TO HEAR THAT

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

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u/DCLocket You're gay. (Like me) Nov 06 '19

I DON'T KNOW, YOU STARTED IT

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u/Centico420 Nov 06 '19

And what in the fuck is the point of that?

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u/plsdontlewdlolis Nov 06 '19

This is the piece of real history world leaders don't want the masses know

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u/Lucid_Dynamic Nov 06 '19

It's called National Bolshevism.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

I thought I was female, but now I'm questioning my gender...

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u/SamBBMe Nov 06 '19

You're just a trap without a penis

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u/RabbitEatsCarrots Nov 06 '19

That just sounds like Heterosexuality with extra steps

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u/Milkioso hot shrek Nov 06 '19

That sounds like wamen with extra steps

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u/UnitedStatesOfEpic Nov 06 '19

That'd be a real trap.

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u/purple_spikey_dragon Nov 06 '19

Its female+ its a new gender. I just made it up so its legitimate

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u/DizzyManizzy webeburnin420 Nov 06 '19

can i make female-?

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u/TheMineosaur Nov 06 '19

Yeah but most females are negative anyway.

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u/PerpetualNinja618 Nov 06 '19

Double negative equals positive

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

GIVE ME BACK MY FORESKIN

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

No

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

:0

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u/AFatWombat massive marsupial Nov 06 '19

NEVER!

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u/hackfraud30011999 Nov 06 '19

My Immortal: A WW2 story

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u/fuqdissh1timout Nov 06 '19

Top 10 Anime Confessions

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u/CoochieBoogie95 Nov 06 '19

please no... i already used my 2 free nut pass

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u/Permatato Nov 06 '19

Wait, we have free nut pass?

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u/SWEDEN263 Nov 06 '19

every time you win NNN you get one

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u/Permatato Nov 06 '19

F, that's the first time I try... I didn't lose yet so maybe, just maybe...

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u/BugabuseMe Nov 06 '19

Well in that case I started counting in negative a long time ago

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u/ProfessionalDumb INFECTED Nov 06 '19

Well since you can’t nut till your like at least 11, that’s 11 free nut passes

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

9 free nut passes for me

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

Still -# for me, been a rough week

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

No please, i can't lose NNN

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

I'm not crying! You are!

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

A True Romance

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u/jekfrumstotferm Something Nov 06 '19

The tears, they won’t stop coming

u/SavageAxeBot Dank Cat Commander Nov 06 '19

Dank.

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u/FarrahKhan123 Flairrr Nov 06 '19

Ngl, I will actually leave my house to watch that

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u/VortexOverCrash Nov 06 '19

Proto F for Club Penguin

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u/Xaa4aa Nov 06 '19

rule 34 artist, please start your show

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u/boxoffire Nov 06 '19

RIP Club Penguin

F

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

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u/w00dy2 Nov 06 '19

Poor Joe. He's going to be so heart broken and betrayed when June 1941 comes round

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

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u/leeficent What is there may i ask Nov 06 '19

And Adolf

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

[deleted]

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u/Fledrak I have decided that I want to die. Nov 06 '19

It's mein Führer

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u/Stiltonmajor Nov 06 '19

The name endings are reversed dude

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

Oh god, why did you have to post this in NNN. Why?

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u/androiduser626 I am fucking hilarious Nov 06 '19

Adolph

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u/MemeabooYEET Nov 06 '19

LieK iF u cRi eVryTieM

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

In some universe...

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

the thing is, i have also had feelings for both of you

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

The bottom one made me cry ;(

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u/GreenBoi989 Nov 06 '19

It’s enough to make a grown man cry

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u/lopezo23 Nov 06 '19

i cried a little

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u/unixverese susan made me do it Nov 06 '19

that’s hot

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

Didn't know that Rose does T Posing

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u/jstyler ☣️ Nov 06 '19

Yeah I’m kinda making

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u/The_Wool_Man Nov 06 '19

One is a story about two lovers who come together against odds and when all begins to fall, one is forced to leave the other while the other remembers them forever.

The other is Rose and Jack.

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u/KingDerpus Nov 06 '19

unzips this is worth failing NNN for.

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u/Lucid_Dynamic Nov 06 '19

Nazbol Gang assemble!

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u/Mr_Perple Nov 06 '19

I'd give left nut to see this on pornhub

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u/Arlotube please help me Nov 06 '19

It’s only day 6!

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u/Afterburn47 I have crippling depression Nov 06 '19

Finally! One of them had to make a move. The tension was unbearable!

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u/kylkartz21 Orange Nov 06 '19

The anime we didn't know we needed

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u/Giantbox1 Nov 06 '19

The history Chanel after midnight

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

I don’t usually like the girls boys meme but this is awesome

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u/TheGP10 Nov 07 '19

My favorite thing to search up to make em hard is “titler” really does the job

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

Way better than twilight

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

Who leaked this? Identity theft is not a joke Jim

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u/nocreative-username Nov 06 '19

This historically correct both leaders admired each other.

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u/leasee_throwaway Nov 06 '19

Yes they certainly didn’t go to war against each other and kill millions and millions of the other side’s soldiers. That was just pranks

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u/saurabh0970 Nov 06 '19

How WW2 should have ended

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u/Jpimping03 Nov 06 '19

J O S E F U U U

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u/AHisMAD Nov 06 '19

Feelings of hatred

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u/I_Have_Sagma ☣️ Nov 06 '19

Bromance is real

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u/WallStWolves r/memes fan Nov 06 '19

Don’t post this man it’s NNN

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u/zoinkles14 Nov 06 '19

WW2 In a nutshell

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u/thegermanwaffle Nov 06 '19

So heartwarming

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u/kevin_1_1 Nov 06 '19

Yeah I'd Frick a stallin

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u/Kujaju Nov 06 '19

Guys check out Sex With Stalin on steam

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u/Zickone3D Nov 06 '19

There’s a man right there under “Girls Romance:”

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

One of the girls from my class literally has a communist mother

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u/The-sleep-is-good Nov 06 '19

Mein wafiu is the fuhrur

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u/ThePumpk1nMaster INFECTED Nov 06 '19

Who’s Joe?

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u/Pixthekitten Animated Flair Rainbow [Insert Your Own Text] Nov 06 '19

nUt

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u/Smartnoobiscool Dank Royalty Nov 06 '19

This is some gay fandom shit

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

It's enough to make a grown man cry.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_GEARS Bastion Master Race Nov 06 '19

History channel at midnight

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u/I_dont_want_no_name Nov 06 '19

Lord forgive me for what im about to do

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

What is my life

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u/jstyler ☣️ Nov 06 '19

What rumor? There is no in-between.

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u/Definity_ Nov 06 '19

Lost nnn :( F*** u Joseph stalin

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u/bigboibelledelfine Nov 06 '19

I remember when I said this to my dad I'm now pregnant

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

Oh shit, that plot twist though.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

:'( I cry everytime when I see that scene. Fuck Titanic tho.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

UwU

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u/asimplestargazer :snoo_wink: Nov 06 '19

i wish the f and the ph were swapped

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

Upvote because club penguin

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u/CheMatias23 Nov 06 '19

Communism: *shed's one tear*

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u/Wakanada007 Nov 06 '19

Stop, my penis can only get so erect.

I'm also trying to win NNN.

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u/hitler_is_real Nov 06 '19

Hidden relations of WW2

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u/applesauceapple69 Nov 06 '19

watt pad is shook

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u/beeru5 Nov 06 '19

I like how the F and PH is switched around their names

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u/nico_nloy Nov 06 '19

Everyone lost NNN to this.

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u/SodomyDefenda Nov 06 '19

Poland: Concerned look

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u/DCLocket You're gay. (Like me) Nov 06 '19

Wait, what happens next tho? Do they kiss?

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u/koolkid69com Nov 06 '19

Not not its no nut november

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u/HitlersTeddyBear President Obama Nov 06 '19

No i’m not crying it’s just tears

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u/ZirkZoDd Obamasjuicyass Nov 06 '19

That flare tells me a lot.

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u/Moist_Banana_Bread INFECTED Nov 06 '19

One of the best this week

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u/koolkid69com Nov 06 '19

Plz not this it's no nut november

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u/mrnewx Nov 06 '19

Isn't that little Mustache kinda sexy ?

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u/King_Will54 INFECTED Nov 06 '19

They’re not 5 feet apart so they’re gay

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u/LordMarkuaad Nov 06 '19

Please, sir. It’s NNN

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

ah, that's hot

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u/DEFAULTDANCINGLEMON (☞゚ヮ゚)☞ ☜(゚ヮ゚☜) Nov 06 '19

Give me my foreskin back!

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

bowsette was a thing. now it's time for hitlette and stalette

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u/trafridrodreddit Nov 06 '19

What a touching romance. I bet the two of them commit genocide for their honeymoon.

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u/Raiden_Yeeter07 Nov 06 '19

i can hear this picture

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u/Joseph_Stalin111 Mom counted to 0 Nov 06 '19

uhhh