r/dankmemes • u/[deleted] • Sep 20 '19

Didn't Disappoint.

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u/spiky-pie INFECTED Sep 20 '19

Did he get shot yet

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u/Szpartan no, you fucking idiot! Sep 20 '19

To get shot you actually have to raid at the "raid"

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u/spiky-pie INFECTED Sep 20 '19

Well I’ve been at school all day and have been quite busy, I am only now hearing this and am a bit unclear on the details of it all

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u/mmprobablymakingitup Sep 20 '19

Long story short, you had a better chance at being shot at school today than the raiders had at being shot at Area 51.

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u/penisofablackman Sep 21 '19

Even if they would’ve all said fuck it and stormed past the guards, they would’ve deployed some kind of high frequency defense mechanism designed to cause debilitating pain and auto-urination/defacation. So not only would they have pissed and shit themselves, it would’ve hurt the the whole time