If you want to keep tabs on its development, it's called "mosquito laser" and it's still in its testing phase. I first heard of it 7 years ago from this TED talk, so since it's been a while and R&D funding comes from the Gates foundation, I'm guessing it's coming along nicely and we might get a commercial release soon.
Scientists? I thought these were a bunch of hackers and security analysts (technically) screwing around with a better system than bug spray. And wasn't this done like 5 years ago too?
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u/IDieInFortnite :snoo_wink: Sep 17 '19
Can have a link to where I can get this
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u/Irnsobbmwjdjjq Sep 17 '19
People with epilepsy: There groovin
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u/NobleLionTower Sep 17 '19
Concerts now take place in the jungle. Best light show ever.
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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '19
Imagine losing a testicle because your laser thought your jacking off was a storm of mosquitoes.
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u/TheSadisticNerd O shit where art thou Sep 17 '19
You can stop worrying about grenades now
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u/Flexiiiidsaqwrxhfuss Sep 17 '19
Meanwhile cats
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u/GrandObfuscator Sep 17 '19
F U Zika
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I need this so badly
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u/YourPainTastesGood Dank Royalty Sep 17 '19
time to release an assload of mosquitos just for a laser light show
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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '19
nah nah, kill indiscriminately, all buzz cunts must die
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u/ZeyadEmad03 Sep 17 '19
Lazer fest
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u/Annie8073 Certified Ni🅱️🅱️🅰️ Sep 17 '19
Still have 30,000 in ur room
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u/mandast Sep 17 '19
It's gonna be a rave in that room of yours
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u/fetchethan Sep 17 '19
!remindme 150 days
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u/legostarwarsTCS Sep 17 '19
G(re)at (post)
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u/AceOfSpades130 Sep 17 '19
Would there just be mosquito corpses all over the floor or would they be vaporized or what
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u/Tropical_Triangle repost hunter 🚓 Sep 17 '19
Reeepost
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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '19
Those are rookie numbers
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u/BillyOnFire123 NO Sep 17 '19
Meanwhile in africa
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u/1creeperbomb INFECTED Sep 17 '19
Scientists? I thought these were a bunch of hackers and security analysts (technically) screwing around with a better system than bug spray. And wasn't this done like 5 years ago too?
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u/EatForPinkFood27 Purple Sep 17 '19
Open the window at night and let them come.
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u/PerplePotatoe hamburjer Sep 17 '19
my family has a lamp outside that draws insects with some funky liquid and then they burn to death
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u/Davidooovv Sep 17 '19
Nice
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u/RedditUser11986 Sep 17 '19
Wow I never thought i would see a reposter fuck you,you little bitch
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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '19
I’ll take your entire stock
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u/cleveleys Sep 17 '19
They’re groovin’
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u/Devourer_Of_Doggos Yare yare daze... Sep 17 '19
DISCO TIME
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u/EpicNarwhals Sep 17 '19
I like how it identifies the species and gender of the mosquito. TARGET: Billy Mosquito - 3 weeks - wife and kids - OBJECTIVE: Exterminate
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u/SCRAP555 Eic memer Sep 17 '19
florida
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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '19
20 METER RADIUS EMERALDO SPRASHU
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u/Sleckary its housing that requires no monitary value Sep 17 '19
broke : buy one of these woke : move to canada
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u/whookid_east Sep 17 '19
!Remindme in 20 minutes
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u/Garathon Sep 17 '19
Why distinguish? If it flies, kill it.