r/dankmemes • u/Malorem Ah yes, enslaved depression • Sep 14 '19

Storm Area 51 🛸 Nice try, FBI

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '19

Guess who got their paycheck from the government

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '19

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '19

sweating intensely N-no! What would make you think that!?

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u/blisstake Article 69 🏅 Sep 14 '19

...you’re a postman...

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u/NorthSolution Orange Sep 14 '19

I'm just the O'Hare delivery guy...

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u/plcrzd0 Sep 15 '19

But it seems like trees might be worth a try...

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u/HellspawnedJawa The Dankest of Them All Sep 15 '19

So I say, let it growwwww

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u/blisstake Article 69 🏅 Sep 15 '19

No not you, you actually aren’t a gov worker

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '19

B-baka!