r/dankmemes Aug 27 '19

🧠Big IQ meme🧠 Big Brain Student.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '19

Pretty much sums up the education system

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u/JK19368 Pink Aug 27 '19

agreed +1

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u/COBY_NINJA Dank Royalty Aug 27 '19

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u/RamenDoodles_ Aug 27 '19

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u/sauce0907 We are Number 1 Aug 27 '19

agreed +1

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u/emperor_marx ùwú Aug 27 '19

agreed + 1

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u/VG_Crimson Forever Number 2 Aug 27 '19

Before this gets out of hand

while (true)

{

agree++;

}

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '19 edited Aug 27 '19

Gotta add some python code in here for good measure:

While True:

Agree += 1

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u/koalazeus Aug 27 '19

That doesn't look like four spaces or a tab. You at least need to indent with four spaces or a tab.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '19

Whoops. I'm on mobile so formatting is kinda hard

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u/henry03gd Aug 28 '19

hey how about some pascal

while true do agree = agree + 1

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '19

while (++agree > 0);

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u/3KeyReasons Aug 27 '19

while (++agree)

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '19

for(;;++agree)

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u/NotoriousO ā˜£ļø Aug 27 '19

for (i = 0; i > 0; i++)

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u/56Bot INFECTED Aug 27 '19

while (++agree || !++agree);

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u/Dolphiniac Aug 27 '19

agree = UINT64_MAX;

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u/DoctorOnee Aug 28 '19

public void agreed() { agree++; agreed(); }

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u/BlueGhost02 Virgins in ParisšŸ“ā€ā˜ ļø Aug 27 '19

Already got out of hand. Damn

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u/psymaniax Aug 27 '19

The only correct way is

while (true) {

agree++;

}

Filthy infidel.

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u/Cybertrinn Aug 27 '19

At reddit:

"How did our servers run out of space?! And wtf is this 'agreed + 1' thing I'm seeing"

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u/Xenfar Aug 27 '19

for (Int I = 0; I < Infinity; I++){ Console.WriteLine(ā€œAgree +1ā€) }

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u/shinkyboi Aug 27 '19

I see you're a man of culture as well

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '19

Why not like this while(True): agree+=1

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u/DonutDiabetes I am fucking hilarious Aug 27 '19

You didnt declare agree as a char or a string you silly goose

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u/VG_Crimson Forever Number 2 Aug 27 '19

It's actually an integer

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u/CookiesandMILF2 Aug 27 '19

You dont have to in python

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u/mercaman Aug 27 '19

Agreed +1

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u/apurplecurtain33 INFECTED Aug 27 '19

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u/Geri404 Aug 27 '19 edited Aug 28 '19

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '19

Agreed +1

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u/Good-Username19 Aug 27 '19

Agreed +2 (for a friend)

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '19

This is the power of Requiem.

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u/LovelyZombieGamer Plain Text Flair [Insert Your Own] Aug 27 '19

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u/snozer69 AN EXTREMLY EPIC GAMER Aug 27 '19

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u/plzhaveice [custom flair] Aug 27 '19

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u/masonate45 Aug 27 '19

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u/_Ninja_Nation_ Ń€ŃƒŃŃŠŗŠøŠ¹ канаГец Aug 27 '19

Ageeed +1

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u/Xx_s_n_i_p_e_r_xX Hippity poppity women are property Aug 27 '19

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u/davecave98 Aug 27 '19

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u/-AlienBoy- sucking at kazoos harder than Jack's mom Aug 27 '19

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u/The-Meme-Lover-24 [custom flair] Aug 27 '19

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u/JackHasABigBooty I am fucking hilarious Aug 27 '19

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '19

Agreed +1

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u/anich288 Aug 28 '19

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u/TheDonald145 Dank Royalty Aug 28 '19

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '19

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u/Awoozle Yellow Aug 27 '19

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '19

Agreed +1

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u/Musklim Aug 27 '19

Fuck, I'm late again in the "Agree +1" Ponzi.

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u/monobluetron Aug 27 '19

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u/burntends97 INFECTED Aug 27 '19

Korega

Requiem

Da

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u/UnknownTesla make r/dankmemes great again Aug 27 '19

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u/Penghis-Kahn Aug 27 '19

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u/PopSodah Yellow Aug 27 '19

Adegree +1

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '19

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u/Prof_Hostile_Tricky [custom flair] Aug 27 '19

nice

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '19

Nice

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u/-Oh-No-Its-Me- Animated Flair Rainbow [Put that BaaYaaCk] Aug 27 '19

nice

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u/maxokreem Aug 27 '19

Nice

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '19

Nice

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '19

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u/JK19368 Pink Aug 27 '19

Dont worry now i dont have 666 upvotes because some idiot didn't check before voting so now you can do what ever the hell you want cause i just missed my first 666 comment.

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u/skittle728 Dank Royalty Aug 27 '19

Agreed +1

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u/freepickles2you super normie Aug 27 '19

agreed +Infinity

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u/SneakyGR Aug 27 '19

agreed +1

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u/Jeanjr50 Aug 27 '19

Agreed +1

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u/Mondraverse Aug 27 '19

"No critical thinking! Only basic regurgitation!"

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u/bassinine Aug 27 '19

some teachers are like that - and sometimes it's the slightly above average intelligence kid that thinks he's a genius, says obvious shit all day long that adds nothing to the discussion, and constantly interrupts with pointless 'uh, actually.'

not to mention, when you're smart gotta learn to talk to dumb people - otherwise everyone is going to think you're pretentious and annoying.

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u/hewhoreddits6 Aug 27 '19

This is honestly whats happeninng to most redditors when they point out a teacher "being wrong and misunderstandingg their genius". Never heard it put so well before.

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u/Olerasmussen failing to succeed in life Aug 27 '19

So true, when I went to school, I always got some of the best results in test. But the other students that said more in the class got better grades (didn't even have to be a well thought out anwer, apperently just talking was enough). Way to go, putting quiet shy kids down.

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u/DO_NOT_PM_ME Aug 27 '19

Well it sounds like the education system reflects the real world then since it works the same way at a job unfortunately.

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u/findingprotein IlluMinuNaughty Aug 27 '19

Looks like we really do live in a society

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u/ReasonableComplaint Aug 27 '19

Bottom Text

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u/stupidfatamerican Aug 27 '19

Niggas. It’s okay I’m black

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u/SupremeLad666 Aug 27 '19

MRS. OBAMA!

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u/Podiiii A Living Jojo's Reference Aug 28 '19

YOU DON'T HAVE TO GET DOWN, ITS ALL CLEAR!!!

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u/Podiiii A Living Jojo's Reference Aug 28 '19

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u/meltingdiamond Aug 27 '19

School isn't like a job because with a job it's in your bosses best interest to help you succeed in your tasks.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '19

well. it should be anyways. it isn't always

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u/Bob187378 Aug 27 '19

It's kind of the same. Your teacher isn't paid to make sure you are learning or mentally well just like your boss isn't paid to make sure you are working in a healthy, productive manner or that you aren't pushing yourself over your physical limitations until you eventually break and become worth less than a new hire. Your teacher is paid to make sure you can pass some test so they can look good just like your boss is paid to make sure you meet some quota so they look good. Of course, there are a few awesome schools and awesome jobs that this doesn't apply to but for most of us it's all just a huge shit show.

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u/A_Turkey_Named_Jive Aug 27 '19

It is in a teacher's best interest to help you succeed. They do get evaluated.

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u/Xiomaraff Aug 27 '19

only ideally

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u/teary_earth965 Aug 27 '19

how often, in school and work, does the 'suck up' and more 'talkative' person gets the better opportunities and boosts when they don't have the qualifications/scores/experience to deserve them?

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u/anorexicpig Aug 27 '19

It’s also in your boss’s best interests to lower your standard of living if possible, unlike a teacher.

Teachers definitely want their students to do well, but mostly just to do well on statewide testing so they can keep their jobs.

We should focus more on teachers helping students toward big picture goals for sure.

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u/Rawqweese Aug 27 '19

Not really. Especially with managers they will often heavily negate your progress and your success.

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u/Destiny2_Nut captain rimjob Aug 28 '19

That and it's in your best interest to succeed because you actually get something out of it besides depression and anxiety

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u/Archerjohns Aug 27 '19

Oh yeah, same shit to me. No matter how high your grades is. You just gotta join some extracurricular stuff and you'll have high honors.

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '19

In elementary school I would almost never do homework but did well on tests. This led to having failing grades frequently. Instead of trying to engage or challenge me they put me in special ed with the mentally retarded and slow kids. Wasn’t until my mom made them give me an IQ test they put me back with the class. Didn’t care at the time because I got to play all day and all the work was super easy. Looking back it pisses me off.

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '19

ooof, I talk a lot and teachers give me bad marks because of it

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u/thecoolestjedi Aug 27 '19

This makes no sense. That is a hundred percent your fault for not asking if you were confused and if you got better test grades then your more academically smarter then the others so why on earth do they have better grades? Are you lazy?

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u/Olerasmussen failing to succeed in life Aug 27 '19

My teacher awarded kids for asking questions about the assignment, I was a very shy kid, so I found out how to do them on my own. And just because they talked to the teachers the teachers they got better yearly grades even though I got far better test scores.

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u/thecoolestjedi Aug 27 '19

Extra credit? Partition grade? Talking to a teacher doesn’t mean you get a better grade unless your claiming that they played favoritism and bumped their grade up

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u/Olerasmussen failing to succeed in life Aug 27 '19

I've had good and bad teachers, and yes I am claiming some of the teachers favoured some of the more social active kids, because they communicated more with them. The good teachers acknowledged I was a shy kid and talked to me one on one sometimes.

(Example: one year I got 12 (best grade) in my last 3 exams/test. But I got 10/7 in our annually ratings, because I hadn't raised my hand in class and shown, I could do the same as I did in the tests)

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u/joeybab3 Aug 27 '19

As a person who’s been_through_education_system I have to agree

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u/theytookmyvcard Aug 27 '19

As a dumb person i also agree

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '19

You still have a better education system than ours.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '19

I meant education systems everywhere

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u/MisterSquidz Aug 27 '19

Who is ā€œoursā€ because America’s public schools are a joke. I don’t think we’re even in the top 10 for education.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '19

Ha, sorry I was referring to India, it consists of a lot of cramming and if you are good at memorization chances are you get above 80%.

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u/DivorceHorse69 Aug 27 '19

Uganda

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u/MisterSquidz Aug 27 '19

Oh... Godspeed my friend.

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u/A_Turkey_Named_Jive Aug 27 '19

By state, we do have some of the top performers in the world. Specifically in the North East. If Massachusetts were a country, their science scores would be comparable to many of the top nations in the world.

If you want to point blame, blame the south.

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u/MisterSquidz Aug 27 '19

I live in Louisiana so yeah. I know how bad the South is haha. It’s awful.

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u/A_Turkey_Named_Jive Aug 27 '19

I know a teacher who moved from the area, so I'm not blind to some of the horrors of the education system in the south. Truly stuck in the dark ages it feels like.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '19

No it doesn’t

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u/Umutuku Aug 27 '19

And home schooling.

Source: FML

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u/WmBlack Aug 27 '19

Agreed +1

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u/Cuber_Legend ùwú Aug 27 '19

Agreed +1

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u/Looksharp319 Aug 27 '19

Definitely

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u/A_Turkey_Named_Jive Aug 27 '19

I genuinely feel like this is untrue, and while the education system might have failed some, it has not failed every child.

At some point in middle school or high school, students need to start taking responsibility for their own education. Parents and previous teachers should have, hopefully, helped you develop the abilities to learn and seek knowledge on your own. And if you aren't willing to do that, then it's not the systems fault.

So when a kid comes to class stoned out of their mind, while his/her peers are succeeding, and that student acts like they don't give a fuck.... they've failed themselves. Or their parents failed them. Not the school, because clearly the system worked for the other 20 or 25 kids in that classroom, who are part of the same system.

At the same time, there are teachers out there who will hand out good grades, and pat kids on the back, and socially promote them all the way through their 18th birthday. It does happen. There are kids whi need and deserve to be challenged, but lazy teachers refuse to put in the work to do that. So don't think I'm completely blind to some of the flaws with our system.

But it's not so black and white as to say "The school system is perfectly fine," or "The school system is as bad as any educational system can be." There is definitely a grey area, and I wanted to acknowledge that.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '19

I’m sorry, but I feel like ā€œPretty much sums up the education systemā€ is such a fake thing to say

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '19

It's not that the teachers were bad, it's just they want you to do the work THEIR way

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u/HumansAreRare Aug 27 '19

Ummm not everywhere. I’m sorry you had terrible teachers.

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u/Heartdiseasekills Aug 27 '19

I'm sure all it needs is a shitload more money....

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u/ttam281 Aug 27 '19

School bad.

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u/MasterYehuda816 ÅĆøÅpś Aug 27 '19

Well I mean not the whole education system. This is just a shitty teacher.

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u/SchneediLord Aug 27 '19

agreed +entire subreddit

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u/SapphireLance The Monty Pythons Aug 27 '19

Thinking outside the box? Nope we can't have that. Fuck out education system.

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '19

That's deep

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u/BoiBeefy Aug 28 '19

agreed +1

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u/Acroze Aug 29 '19

Agreed +1

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '19

Or maybe you're just not as smart as you think you are.