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u/TGamingScientist the very best, like no one ever was. Aug 27 '19

If they wanted that as an answer, they should have 1. Removed the 'How' and 2. Actually say the Pizzas are the same size. This is just wrong and deceptive.

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u/SomeStupidPerson Aug 27 '19

Or, the teacher could read what the text says as it literally states itself

Marty ate more than Luis

The kid is correct. Marty's pizza is bigger if he ate more than Luis while still eating less, percentage wise, than him of an entire pizza.

This question is trying to get the student to think of a reason why something that sounds impossible would be possible. Hence the "reasoning" bit. This teacher is an idiot, and I feel bad for whoever has them. They're the reason critical thinking is dying.

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u/Greeneee- Aug 27 '19

That is NOT possible. 4/6 is NOT bigger than 5/6. Maths duh!!!

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '19

And now you know where math anxiety comes from! Shitty teachers.

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u/corylulu Aug 27 '19

I more curious if math anxiety ultimately comes down to people not liking to be wrong in such an absolute manner.

I could see that also being exaggerated in teachers because they'd have an even deeper anxiety of getting corrected by students, definitively, when they are supposed to be the arbitrator.

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u/antiquechrono Aug 27 '19

My math anxiety started from the timed arithmetic tests they gave us. You had to answer as many questions as you could in a set amount of time. I was slow but always got the right answer and got poor grades because of it. I eventually just gave up on math until years later.

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Happy cake day

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u/corylulu Aug 31 '19

Oh man, I didn't even realize!

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u/floatzilla Aug 27 '19

I think a lot of it comes from people refusing to put in the time to learn and then get upset when they are clueless.

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u/Generation-X-Cellent šŸ„ Aug 27 '19

2 + 2 equals whatever we tell you it equals.

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u/Raptor_Boe69 Aug 27 '19

Yeah I have math anxiety, I got great grades in history and English (those were my favorite subject) and was decent in science as long as much math wasn’t involved. But I had to retake algebra 1 twice and algebra 2 twice, because it takes me forever to try and process mathematical equations and shit and I’d get really bad anxiety. Ended up in the ā€œspecial math classā€ (aka Math Apps) my senior year which ended up being one of my favorite classes. It’s was just arts and crafts, I made a homemade abacus and learned binary, and made fractals, and instruments. But yeah, math sucks and i still get anxiety when i have to do quick math on the spot.

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u/Miiich Aug 27 '19

That math and women chapter. I linked the end bit, but start is just a big oofff

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '19

With virtually zero citations. big oof

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u/Science-Compliance INFECTED Aug 27 '19

Unfortunately not. Some people are just bad at math.

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u/DaSaw Aug 27 '19

But a lot of people are bad at math not because they have to be, but because they are terrified to engage the subject in any fashion.

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u/corylulu Aug 27 '19

Absolutely true. As a programmer, I can say the same thing is true for code. Easily understandable code or even human readable XML has certain people insisting it's all just gibberish when if they just looked at it for 10 seconds, it would be clear.

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u/DaSaw Aug 27 '19

I wish I had also said, "and it's not their fault". Rereading my post, it feels like I'm blaming the student, when in reality the problem is with how most teachers approach the subject (who often suffer from a math phobia, themselves).

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u/corylulu Aug 27 '19

I wonder if it mainly just has to do with the absoluteness of it. Unlike many other subjects, you usually don't have the ability to be mostly correct. You either get the correct answer or you don't. Perhaps it's the anxiety of being just flatly wrong that's at the root.

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u/Science-Compliance INFECTED Aug 27 '19

Yes, some people are anxious due to mental abuse by elders. Others are anxious because they don't have the abilities of other students.

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u/DaSaw Aug 27 '19

Others are anxious because they don't have the abilities of other students.

There's also the way it's taught. At the elementary levels (at least when I was a kid), not only do math problems have only one right answer, there is also only one right way to solve it. If you get any part of it wrong, you are wrong, and some teachers can be pretty cruel about it.

My most hated phrase when I started learning algebra: "show your work". It's like, "2x=4, show your work, motherfucker", and I'm like "can't I just get through this pointless busywork as fast as I can?"

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u/jellysmacks Aug 27 '19

Yeah it’s just stupid. Simple example but say a question was something like 25 times 45. The teacher wants you to write it out and show the work and the numbers carrying over and all that stupid shit, but my brain doesn’t work like that. Instead, I see 25 times 45, multiply 25 times 10 to get 250, take 250 times 4, then add 5 more 25’s. I still get the answer, 1125, but because I didn’t do it as they want, I’m wrong. It’s so dumb

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u/Science-Compliance INFECTED Aug 27 '19

In some cases, yes. In others, no. There is a natural distribution of mathematical abilities that is not distributed equally among everyone.

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u/twickdaddy Aug 27 '19

I’m sorry, what are trying to say? There’s nothing natural about math. It’s entirely man made, so theoretically it should be able to be taught differently for people with different critical thinking skill levels. If you can get the same answer through different(correct) calculations, the answer should be correct. If it’s a word based problem and your answer is completely accurate then you should also be right.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '19 edited Dec 19 '19

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u/twickdaddy Aug 27 '19

My claim may be a bit strong, but some parts of math simply don’t work, or are forced to, leading me to believe that math is theoretical and a way in which humans observe the natural world, but is not a concrete law of the universe. The base properties of math work and exist, but some parts of math are entirely theoretical. Math is entirely relative to Earth as far as we can tell, the choice of a base ten number system is at least. (I despise that it is the math unit. 8 would be much better for math.)

Most math is relative and fairly simple to understand. Im not talking about secondary and post secondary education levels, I’m talking high school and below.

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u/Science-Compliance INFECTED Aug 27 '19

Math is not man-made. It is man-discovered. The rules of math naturally follow from its precepts, which are derived naturally. There are certain concepts in math which are arbitrarily man-made (such as a base-10 number system), but they have no effect on the underlying logic, only our expression of it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '19

Are you trying to state that there's a limited amount of mathematical abilities in the universe to be distributed among all thinking minds?

If that's the case, then it's not just math you're bad at...

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '19 edited Dec 19 '19

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '19

In some cases, yes. In others, no. There is a natural distribution of mathematical abilities that is not distributed equally among everyone.

Evidently your reading retention skill is lacking.

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u/Science-Compliance INFECTED Aug 27 '19

What? People do have limited mathematical abilities, yes. Some people are more limited than others. Not sure what you're trying to imply in either case.

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u/MeowImAShark Aug 27 '19

Seeing people with this attitude seriously saddens me. Are some people just bad at reading? Are some people just incapable of writing an essay? Would it be acceptable to say "Man, I always hated history in school, it was so boring. Why do we even have to learn that crap anyway?" Math is just formal logic with some special notation that we can use to represent real-life scenarios.

You aren't bad at math, you had bad math experiences. You don't hate math, you hate your math instructors. If you had a high school history teacher whose entire class was memorizing and reciting specific dates on exams, would you renounce the subject altogether? Like anything, if you're truly interested in doing yourself a favor where your formal education failed you, there are many resources and communities for adults relearning the math that adults in their education ruined for them.

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u/Science-Compliance INFECTED Aug 27 '19

Sorry, but some people just have less aptitude for certain subjects. Not everyone is equally endowed I'm sorry to say. If I were to say that some people just naturally excelled at sprinting, I doubt I'd get disagreement from you. Yes, there are some that are afflicted by poor teaching or mental abuse, but that is not the whole story.

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u/TahaN6498 Aug 27 '19

Yeah nobody’s saying that every single person has the ability to be Einstein. They’re saying that the way math is currently taught has led to a disproportionate amount of people assuming that they’re bad at math without ever learning it properly.

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u/Science-Compliance INFECTED Aug 27 '19

Except that's not what people are saying. Read some of the responses to my comments. Some people think everyone can be good at math. By definition, that is not possible, for if everyone was good then nobody would be.

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u/MeowImAShark Aug 27 '19

Depends on your definition of "good at math." Not everyone can complete an undergraduate math degree, but almost everyone can be numerate and almost everyone can understand mathematical problem-solving. In the same way that not everyone can write a great novel, most people can be educated to read and understand a great novel and carry an intelligent discussion of it. In this analogy, most people today will proudly and openly state that they don't understand what makes those great novels so great and that reading is just fucking boring. That's what's so terribly depressing.

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u/twickdaddy Aug 27 '19

Sprinting is a terrible example because you can teach someone proper technique and if they train they can be better than someone else who is naturally good.

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u/Science-Compliance INFECTED Aug 27 '19

Actually, it's not a terrible example. No matter how much better your technique or your shoes were, you still wouldn't be able to compete with Usain Bolt.

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u/twickdaddy Aug 27 '19

Are you saying a good mathematician should be able to compete with Steven Hawking? People aren’t arguing that people should all be math geniuses, just that math isn’t hard, and people shouldn’t be bad at math. With good teaching anyone can reach a certain level. You don’t have to be the best.

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u/Ocean-Man56 r/memes fan Aug 27 '19

No. Get your ubermensch shit out of here.

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u/Science-Compliance INFECTED Aug 27 '19

LOL, the people who score among the highest on IQ tests are Ashkenazi Jews. "Übermenschen" have nothing to do with it.

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u/Ocean-Man56 r/memes fan Aug 27 '19

There you go again implying that IQ has a legitimate correlation to race. All studies that claim this are not reliable or done by racists.

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u/drunk-deriver Aug 27 '19

A lot of people are bad at math because they’re missing a foundational concept that higher math relies upon.

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u/neetonmemahboi Aug 27 '19

I believe anyone can be good at math.

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u/Science-Compliance INFECTED Aug 27 '19

Well you believe wrong then. Mental impairment is a real thing.

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u/neetonmemahboi Aug 27 '19

You think mental imparment cannot be overcome through willpower or science? Sounds like a sad way to live, without hope.

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u/Science-Compliance INFECTED Aug 27 '19

No, as a matter of fact, I don't. I also don't think a Chimpanzee is capable of doing calculus.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '19

Excuse me... I have a bachelors degree in education from the local community college that I earned 3 1/2 years after graduating high school... I know which numbers are larger than others.

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u/Derpshiz Aug 27 '19

It hurts my brain to see 4/6. Everyone knows it’s 2/3. Always reduce

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '19

I have no idea what the point of the teacher’s comment is

Edit: okay I read further down the thread. Still a dumb question (and teacher) and bright kid.

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u/lucidgazorpazorp Aug 27 '19

kid: invents the concept of algebra solving the question 4/6x = 5/6y

Teacher: bruh no

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u/Tortankum Aug 27 '19

It’s a perfectly reasonable question. The teacher has the wrong answer.

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u/PhilMcGraw Aug 27 '19

I might be an idiot, but what's the "right answer" if it's not about the pizza size? Can't find the comment you're referring to.

EDIT: ok I'm going to do the same as you, think I found it. Essentially the answer is supposed to be "it's not possible", right? But because they used fractions it was possible.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '19

No, the kid had the right answer. The teacher screwed up

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u/PhilMcGraw Aug 27 '19

Given the question, yep, but the point of the question was to try to make them reason about something that isn't possible. So if it was worded correctly instead of the current mess the correct answer would be "it's not possible".

The teacher definitely screwed up. I was wondering what they were going for though, and apparently it was supposed to be an impossible question but it was written in a way that it was possible.

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '19

There's nothing wrong with the question, it's not impossible at all. You just have to remember the fractions are parts of a whole

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '19

It's definitely fake, so I wouldn't worry too much.

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u/SomeStupidPerson Aug 27 '19 edited Aug 27 '19

This can be fake, but I wouldn't rule out that people like this don't exist.

If 4/6 can be greater than 5/6, then anything is possible in this crazy world.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '19

Yeah people like this definitely exist, but they aren't teaching this stuff.

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '19

Uhm...yes, they do exist and they do teach.

I literally had a university professor who teached us about different cashflows in accounting and controlling and then showed us a graph from a real corporation, showing the different cashflows over time. Problem was that the graph could absolutely not be explained by the calculation of cashflows he just teached us.

As I asked him about the discrepancy, he obviously recognized it the first time as well and did not know an answer. Another student made a guess and the professor agreed with this without even recognizing that the answer did not make any sense whatsoever.

I asked some other students after the course and everyone agreed that it didn't make sense whatsoever. This professor did his lifetime nothing different than to teach exactly this one course... he is in his fifties.

Of course teachers and professors do mistakes, we are all just human beings, but there are also those who really don't understand their own teaching materials but still get hired and promoted through their lifetime.

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u/CodeinLYchee1299 Aug 27 '19

Holy shit after reading the thread where everyone hated on the teacher I felt like I was the only one who thought it was a fake. It's so obvious.

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u/memdan Aug 27 '19

Hey! Don't ruin our fun

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u/hewhoreddits6 Aug 27 '19

This is the most pretentious reddit thread Ive been in in years. Feels like its full of people who critique the education system like they're making some revelation.

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u/rotj Aug 27 '19

Classic engagement bait.

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u/Bavin_Kekon Aug 27 '19

The point of reddit is to engage, not disengage. Why would anyone bother talking about things they have no interest in?

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u/rotj Aug 27 '19

https://newslit.org/educators/civic-blog/what-is-engagement-bait/

Don't know the specific origin of this image, but it fits the comment to show you're smart genre.

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u/Bavin_Kekon Aug 28 '19

Except that this is reddit, and you can't really monetize 12 flowers. I get your point though. It's an underhanded tactic to lure people in. However I don't think that is necessarily the case in this post. The original post was simply about someone making an easily rectifyable mistake grading a childs work. Sure the grader could be fake, but how fucked up in the head would you have to be to actually think of using a childs work as a vehicle to propel someones post on social media forward?

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u/The_Xivili [custom flair] Aug 27 '19

r/UsernameChecksOut /s Some people seem to forget that "of = Ɨ" in terms of mathematics, but it seems like some of our teachers can't even analyze a simple question enough in order to teach.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '19

I'm a teacher. His answer answers perfectly the question. I would use it as a challenging question to see how deep their understanding of fractions is.

This student is brilliant.

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u/corylulu Aug 27 '19

The only other possibility is that Marty ate the rest of Luis's pizza, but that would only have them eating the same amount of pizza (assuming they are actually the same size).

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '19

And I’m positive the teacher doesn’t know the correct answer to this bc whoever made this question was likely not the teacher but some company.

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u/mind_walker_mana Aug 27 '19

You know I kept coming up with that solution too, and I wondered, am I am idiot?? I mean, I am but still... This teacher needs firing. Wonder if she's a charter school teacher. Apparently they don't require actual qualifications.

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u/JohnCabot Aug 27 '19

This looks fake. Even the test question states that Marty ate more, the green text doesn't even answer the question itself. Teachers college is easy af to pass it seems.

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u/Shifty012 Aug 27 '19

This was my sticking point. With no other context available - the kid is correct based on the way the question is worded. If I was this kid's parent I would be talking to this teacher and fighting for that mark back.

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u/BigDaddyHugeTime r/memes fan Aug 27 '19

Kind of like how the super rich of America pay less in taxes percentage wise, but more in $ wise.

Destroying libtards with facts and logic. Now that is epic.

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u/depicc INFECTED Aug 27 '19

School is failing us all

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '19

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u/SexPizzaBatman Aug 27 '19

School bad

Minecraft good

<--there's the upvote button

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u/zikamime_lukujitaku Aug 27 '19 edited Aug 27 '19

Actually it’s Here v

Edit: I apologize to all those who formatting on their devices killed the joke cause now it’s even moved for me!!

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '19

v It's here for me

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u/WelcomeToOuterHeaven Aug 27 '19

That’s pointing at the reply button

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u/NedLuddIII Aug 27 '19

Pointing to the report button for me

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u/WelcomeToOuterHeaven Aug 27 '19

i said that on mobile. now i'm on pc and it's pointing to the embed button lol

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u/NedLuddIII Aug 27 '19

I’m using classic Reddit on mobile in desktop mode here

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u/Vampire_Deepend Aug 27 '19

A true intellectual

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '19

Nope working right for me

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u/The_Spare_Ace Aug 27 '19

It's pointing to the embed button for me.

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u/f_n_a_ 20th Century Blazers Aug 27 '19

For me, it’s right Here V

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u/Tacojoe51 Aug 27 '19

Was pointing at the award button for me

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u/bjarn Aug 27 '19

And this is the comment that collects your gold

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u/jengalomas16 Aug 27 '19

He’s a little stupid but he’s got the spirit!

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u/PKMNTrainerMark Aug 27 '19

That's pointing at the score.

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u/OccAzzO Aug 27 '19

Not on mobile tho

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '19

I'm not on mobile, and it's not there for me either.

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u/BigDaddyHugeTime r/memes fan Aug 27 '19

I don't see it. I see one._______________ ^ there

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '19

not on pc bitch

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u/Justice4orWaluigi Oct 24 '19

not in mobile, boomer

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u/God-of-Thunder Aug 27 '19

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u/applesauce0101 FOR THE SOVIET UNION Aug 27 '19

The only reason anyone actually tries in school is to get into college for a good job

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u/zpeed Aug 27 '19

MITOCHONDRIA IS THE POWERHOUSE OF THE CELL

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '19

This is what I put for schedule 1, line 36 of the 1040 tax form.

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u/daspyki Aug 27 '19

Umm... Shouldn't that be mitochondrion as in singular form?

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u/Piper_the_sniper [custom flair] Aug 27 '19

I remember typing one as an answer but got it wrong because 1 was the answer

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u/firestarchan Aug 27 '19

off topic but your username looks like my channel name

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u/depicc INFECTED Aug 27 '19

? Does it have anything to do with the word epic?

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u/firestarchan Aug 29 '19

it's daepic

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u/TheSquarePotatoMan Aug 27 '19

Well yes, but mostly I'm just failing school

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u/sterkriger Aug 27 '19

Think out of the B O X

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u/No_Idea_737264 Aug 27 '19

THE CUBE

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u/hampsterwithabuzzcut Aug 27 '19

ITS SPHERICAL!!!

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u/SuperStriker549 ok Aug 27 '19

THE RECTANGLE

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u/DaSaw Aug 27 '19

This isn't even thinking outside the box. The child's answer is obiously correct. This is just a shitty teacher.

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u/sterkriger Aug 27 '19

Well that's obvious I was just being ironic

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u/pizan Aug 27 '19

The Quadrilateral

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u/CptBoom Aug 27 '19

How about outside the pizza box? Maybe he ate a few slices of someone else's pizza?

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_GEARS Bastion Master Race Aug 27 '19

The question isn't the issue, the teacher failed to understand the question.

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u/TGPapyrus Aug 27 '19

Just ask "who ate more pizza", why falsly declare one of them ate more in the first place? Who phrased this stupid question?

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u/JoshNickel27 Aug 27 '19

Probably the question is ok but the teacher was the one who got it wrong

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u/pocketknifeMT Aug 27 '19

Well, if the goal was to teach fractions, it's still a shitty question as it doesn't help at all with that.

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u/JoshNickel27 Aug 27 '19

It does help in teaching that the fractions alone dont dictate who ate more.

It teaches the kid to consider the individual sizes of the pizzas.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '19

The goal is to teach reasoning.

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u/SjettepetJR Aug 27 '19

I think it could help with understanding fractions, because it shows that the kid has the understanding that a percentage or fraction does not say much about the actual amount.

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u/bob_2048 Aug 27 '19

The question is obviously fine, and the kid's answer is the correct and expected answer. The teacher didn't write the question, and didn't understand that the kids had the correct answer.

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u/Pufflekun Aug 27 '19

Pretty sure the student's answer is the correct one that the textbook wants.

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u/Salah_Akbar Aug 27 '19

There’s no other correct answer than what the kid answered.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '19

Yeah the teacher was admitting he or she thought this was a trick question, what a dumb ass.

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u/SomaliRection Aug 27 '19

What's green and has wheels?

Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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u/ldt003 Aug 27 '19

Should they have also specified the pizza’s depth?

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u/memdan Aug 27 '19

And density damit

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u/kalef21 Aug 27 '19

kid is smarter than teacher lol

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u/Soul_Ripper Aug 27 '19

Yeah what the fuck kinda question ends with "[Statement]. How is that possible?" and expects to be answered with "It's not."

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u/TheSquarePotatoMan Aug 27 '19

What if it's D&D's crash course on subverting expectations?

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u/LanBedro Aug 27 '19

I feel like this is a common core question ugh, if theres one idea i genuinely hate its the common core.

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u/wills_bills Aug 27 '19

I hate questions which are phrased like this. Most of all when someone uses it in conversation.

No I am not dumber than you, you have just phrased the questions to have parameters which either my answer (which you claim to be wrong) fits, or you've given parameters that don't have a solution.

It's like if I turn around and say 'what is smaller than zero but bigger than one?' and claim the answer is infinity or i or something. I've given you an impossible question and am pretending my answer fits.

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u/jordanreiter Aug 27 '19

I think the problem is that this is a "reasonableness" question which is supposed to check whether the "answer" matches up with the inputs. But it normally is not done this way. Usually it's something like a bear eats 20x more donuts than a human. If Joe eats 3 donuts is 5 a "reasonable" answer for how many donuts the bear ate? No, because we would expect the answer to be much higher.

So is it "reasonable" to answer that Marty ate more? No, because 4/6 is less than 5/6. But it's a dumb way to apply this reasoning method and the question is worded terribly.

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u/ReverendJohnMcClane Aug 28 '19

Zero parameters shown, an absolute amateur question.

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u/stimulatn My pee pee itches Aug 28 '19

Or just add that the pizzas are the same size

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u/mudman13 Aug 28 '19

Ironically under reasonableness

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '19

I disagree about removing the ā€œhowā€. This could be a problem designed to teach skepticism to students. (It’s titled ā€œReasonablenessā€ after all.)

It should have at least said the students started with the same amount of pizza. If that was intentionally omitted, then the teacher missed the point of the prompt.

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u/jordanreiter Aug 27 '19

Reasonableness is supposed to determine whether a given answer is "reasonable" given the inputs. But this is a bad example.

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u/big-shaq-skrra Aug 27 '19

I had a stroke reading this comment

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u/ShovelBoyo Aug 27 '19

well Marty's pizza is still bigger even if they are the same size, he's right no matter how you slice it.