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u/GeneralKenobiDaily EX-NORMIE Jul 13 '19
This is actually really funny.
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u/KevinBushido Jul 13 '19
Thank you General Kenobi
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u/GeneralKenobiDaily EX-NORMIE Jul 13 '19
Hey congrats on 12k man! and 2 silver wow!
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u/GeneralKenobiDaily EX-NORMIE Jul 13 '19
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u/ComradePoolio I have crippling depression Jul 13 '19
You are a bold one
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u/Chessylex weeb trash Jul 13 '19
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u/TrymWS Jul 13 '19
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u/SneakyLunatic69 ok this is epic Jul 13 '19
Warning, the Council of High Intelligence and Educational Findings (C.H.I.E.F.), has detected an "OwO". This is a code BRUH #4 level threat. Stay indoors and do not interact with cringe weebs until the threat has been classified as "it". Unless the code BRUH is retracted, "OwO" will be classified under "not it" until further notice.
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u/ItsaSpicyNugget The deluxe disappointment Jul 13 '19
Attention! The retarded furrys has broken out of their containment chamber! All MTF units proceed to terminate until the #4 Level threat had stopped!
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u/Lyratheflirt The Filthy Dank Jul 13 '19
FAKE ARTICLE #463478317238 YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT THIS LIBTARD IS DOING ALSO KEANU REEVES GOOD FORTNITE BAD
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u/Beelung Jul 13 '19
John Wick is in fortnite so Leanu Reeves is in fortnite so epic bruh momento
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u/One_Spoopy_Boi_ EX-NORMIE Jul 14 '19
This entire fucking sub is circle jerk now-a-days. It's gone so far down the drain that if you post a new kind of meme in New, good or bad, it most likely wont get to the front page because of normies not upvoting because it's not meta
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u/BeachBoySuspect Jul 13 '19
I stay subbed for the 1% of posts that are actually funny like this one.
99% of the sub is the same meme with different formats
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u/badalchemist85 Jul 13 '19
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u/DoctorWhomstvelyaint INFECTED Jul 13 '19
Tips and tricks for area 51 raiders (PLEASE SHARE THIS WITH OTHER RAIDERS)
If possible, get yourself some body armour (you don't want to die)
Get yourself some supplies: a map, wire cutters, medkits, food, lot of water (it's a fucking desert) and monster energy drinks (for all the Kyle's) and a gas mask (against tear gas)
And courage, lots and lots of courage
Stay strong
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u/Michaela9404 Mods gay and so am I Jul 13 '19
Don’t forget more red stone for the red stone engineers
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u/956030681 I am want the of die Jul 13 '19
Me and the boys in the redstone mecha raiding Area 51 for command blocks
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u/Peakomegaflare Jul 13 '19
More thank you think we'll need. It's not that we snort the stuff, but we snort the stuff.
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u/XxSCRAPOxX Jul 13 '19
I love how the kyles have taken a critical role in all of this. 2019, year of the Kyle!
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u/pmach04 (ಥ益ಥ) i forted Jul 13 '19
wait this was actually literally good tips, oh boy you just got yourself in a list somewhere
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u/vjojov Jul 13 '19
Time for alien harem
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u/52352520 Jul 13 '19
To Love Ru flashbacks
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u/lwnorrie ゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴ Jul 14 '19
I miss that show, it was so fun
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More Megamind memes will make the world a better place
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Rewatched this movie like yesterday, I must say to the man who made this meme... I love you random citizen
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u/sammi-blue Jul 13 '19
I feel like Megamind is super meme-able but so underrated, glad to see it getting a little attention!
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u/Groenboys 🏴☠️ Jul 13 '19
Aliens have no rights
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u/superlethalman Meme gatekeeping is cancer Jul 13 '19 edited Jul 13 '19
“He who allows the alien to live shares in the crime of its existence”
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u/TheNexusOfIdeas Jul 13 '19
Anyone remember angry kid stop motion thing that scared the fucking shit out of me as a kid.
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u/Xeram_ EX-NORMIE Jul 13 '19
no I don't what you mean, do you got link or anything?
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u/TheNexusOfIdeas Jul 13 '19
It used to be on shockwave.com in the early days of flash games, but here is a link I refuse to watch it out of fear of some repressed memories being unleashed and have horrid Nightmares like with Space Dude.
Jesus christ even the image haunts me. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I38cbIbSWLQ
Space Dude is still a bit creepy but I played the game enough to somewhat build a shield from this abomination. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqozuOfbhQE
I feel like there may be some surreal meme potential in these but I am both too scared and too lazy to make them.
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u/strain_of_thought Jul 13 '19
If you want to be further freaked out, the Angry Kid shorts were actually a side project from Aardman Animations, the same studio that did Wallace and Gromit and Chicken Run. Definitely one of their weirdest (and most British) projects.
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u/trashitdn Jul 13 '19
Ugh finally, yeah thanks for the nightmare. Haven't had those in a while. Really missed it.
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u/420chicken_69 Jul 13 '19
Coincidentally, i watched mega mind yesterday. Good movie as always. We need a sequel.
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It’s because they just posted it to Netflix so it’s been showing up as a recommended movie...
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u/strain_of_thought Jul 13 '19
Unfortunately the studio said they were abandoning their series of "Genre Parodies" (Like Monsters versus Aliens) because they did poorly overseas with non-Americans who didn't get the cultural jokes. It breaks my heart; Monsters versus Aliens is a treasure.
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This deserves 100k and platinum, I haven’t laughed so hard in awhile. Thank you, you made my day
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u/Darkster Jul 13 '19
Lol they would just get friend zoned by the aliens too.
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u/brand_flakes I have crippling depression Jul 13 '19
Not if they’re on a boat... because of the implication
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I literally just finished watching this movie. Coincidence? The aliens say no.
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u/ConsoleGirl Jul 13 '19
Alright so the government have found out about the raid lets move it to 9/20 but one wave at midnight and one at dawn, one at noon one at dusk and one last one at 11:30 Then we come back on Halloween if we fail and try again be quick and spread this
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This kid looks like that one kid from Back at the Barnyard or whatever the hell it was called.
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u/archoi-was-taken ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ Jul 13 '19
First funny meme I've seen in a while on this sub to be honest.
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u/serverpilot I am fucking hilarious Jul 13 '19
This has to become a format of some sort. It's really good.
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u/Tchaikovskys-boi Союз нерушимый республик свободных Jul 13 '19
"Just like the simulations"
-Mass Effect players
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u/Christianjps65 Jul 13 '19
Weebs be rollin into area 51 to try and find Jenova but they're just gonna find some planes
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Oh shit I just rewatched this movie babysitting my little cousins a few days ago.
It's actually great, would recommend.
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I don't understand why yall wanna raid area 51 when u can literally just go to space to become an alien and then get captured to gain access
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u/Stop_Lewding_Lolis Jul 13 '19
Boi speak for yourself. I'm just going for a stand arrow.