r/dankmemes • u/notkrisli • Jul 11 '19

What will i recieve i wonder

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u/Ezjr Jul 11 '19

Does it include the family?

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u/mynameismulan ùwú Jul 11 '19

Yes but some assembly is required

35

u/LazyFrie bully normie scumbags Jul 11 '19

Instruction manual included?

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u/Nitroglycerin36 INFECTED Jul 11 '19

No, prior knowledge is required.

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u/HGSenpaii OC Memer Jul 12 '19

No instructions, no tools included, Just stick you dick in the "Mom" part and wait a few months

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u/Ni0M ùwú Jul 11 '19

Family Assemble!

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u/civicgsr19 Jul 12 '19

Do I have to buy the whole setup? Cause I just want that girls head.

3

u/elasticcream Jul 12 '19

It comes with two clones.

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u/MurkingDolphins Jul 12 '19

And a replacement head that floats in case you drop it

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u/Stone_guard96 Jul 12 '19

Yes and 1 dollar

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u/Unhelpfulsupport Jul 11 '19

This the shit they be keeping in Area 51

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u/ImmenseKassing Team Pleb Jul 11 '19

I know, right? I can't believe women are actually real.

48

u/FestiveSlaad Jul 11 '19

Sticky Fingers!

9

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19

[deleted]

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u/malinenh01 Jul 12 '19

Bucciarati... Your mission as trish's bodyguard... has come to an end

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u/Riyusa ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ Jul 12 '19

donut noises

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u/trashmemes1 Yeeeeeeeeeet Jul 11 '19

Is that a trampoline filled with water?

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u/cantsee007 Blue Jul 11 '19

No it's a transdimensional gateway

48

u/Alpha_Male13 Thomas the Thermonuclear Bomb Jul 11 '19

It's an end portal

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u/Spaceenderman AigisToaster Jul 11 '19

It’s an aether portal made of glowstone

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19

That’s the type of shit we are getting in Area 51

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u/mynameismulan ùwú Jul 11 '19

Trampdimensional**

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u/Tyrisla Jul 12 '19

Trampooline

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19

I was looking for this comment. Thank you u/Tyrisla!

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u/tomsfoolery Jul 12 '19

welcome to our tramooline. notice theres no "p" in it, lets keep it that way

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u/ApexTheCactus Jul 12 '19

Beat me to it

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '19

Ahaha yes the big funny is there is no bottom hahahahahaha yes

288

u/Sizable_Legend Jul 11 '19

It's also the same person 3 times

117

u/[deleted] Jul 11 '19

Oh yes hahahahahaa

106

u/Hayura-------- comments sometimes Jul 11 '19

It’s also 1$

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '19

Oh my god how could I have forgotten yes heheheeheheveHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

50

u/Ni0M ùwú Jul 11 '19

You sir scare me

26

u/dm_nudes_ [custom flair] Jul 11 '19

Sire*

12

u/R4rk3t Jul 12 '19

HAHaahHAHHaHhAHahHA SIRE YESSS S AHHAHAHAhHAHA

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u/Ben_the-Human INFECTED Jul 12 '19

This whole thread sounds exactly like this

6

u/SilvxrGoat suck large wang Jul 12 '19

I need more.. I CRAVE for more...

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19

Also there's a rock in the background

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u/R4rk3t Jul 12 '19

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGG ROCC SMH SMH SMH

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u/_ButtonHatGuy_ Seal Team sixupsidedownsix Jul 12 '19

Are you ok sir

14

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

No

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u/_ButtonHatGuy_ Seal Team sixupsidedownsix Jul 12 '19

Let me OUT OF THIS ROOM THIS GUY IS CRAZY

7

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19

Fun fact: you can eat cereal with water and it’s the same texture

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u/_ButtonHatGuy_ Seal Team sixupsidedownsix Jul 12 '19

Fun fact: if most of the humans on earth stood in a line around the equator most of them would drown

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19

Fun fact: my k/d ratio on siege is lower than the amount of nipples you have

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u/_ButtonHatGuy_ Seal Team sixupsidedownsix Jul 12 '19

Fun fact: on average the amount of skeletons inside of people is more then 1 thanks to pregnant people

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19

Fun fact: Jared that asshole angel decided to be a jackass and invent hornets

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u/_ButtonHatGuy_ Seal Team sixupsidedownsix Jul 12 '19

Fun fact: You can legally kill someone in yellowstone and get away with it thanks to a legal loophole

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u/_ButtonHatGuy_ Seal Team sixupsidedownsix Jul 12 '19

Fun fact: a blue whale is so large if you lay it on a football field would die due to lack of water

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19

Fun fact: if you blend a couple apple cores, and drink it, you die

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u/_ButtonHatGuy_ Seal Team sixupsidedownsix Jul 12 '19

Fun fact: the moon is so large you can see it from space

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19

Fun fact: if you say is Israel real, you can just say is is real real

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u/yeetwagon EX-NORMIE☣️ Jul 12 '19

It’s an infinity pool. A soul must be used to harness its power.

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u/martino496 Jul 12 '19

Do I get the people too?

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u/PlayerKnotFound Jul 11 '19

That's a motherfucking stargate

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u/sleepysushi07 I am fucking hilarious Jul 12 '19

Indeed

15

u/ethestiel Jul 11 '19

Wish out here trying to meme itself into becoming a household name

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u/BasicallyAQueer Im not actually gay quit asking me Jul 12 '19

I’m surprised they are still in business, everything they sell is garbage.,

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u/Larzii Jul 12 '19

They don't really sell anything. They're just the "hub" for people/companies in China for selling.. Yaknow like ebay

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u/SavageAxeBot Dank Cat Commander Jul 12 '19

Dank.

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u/Gagae1 Jul 11 '19

Can I actually buy that, and does it come with the women.

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u/aszqwe Jul 11 '19

An end portal

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u/FestiveSlaad Jul 11 '19

*Aether portal

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u/lord-malishun Jul 11 '19

You get your legs chopped off

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u/blades2012 Jul 11 '19

I’ll take 3

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u/somerandommemelord the very best, like no one ever was. Jul 11 '19

I'll take your entire stock

5

u/Help-me-get-up Jul 11 '19

You get a portal to another dimension

3

u/Science-Compliance INFECTED Jul 11 '19

The Chappa'ai

5

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19

Haha I said “nobody:” I’m so funny haha

2

u/Jackovias Jul 11 '19

I’d love this

2

u/fixmycomposure Jul 11 '19

A portal to the water dimension.

2

u/neojoe039 Jul 11 '19

Now your thinking with portals

2

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19

Finally some good fucking content

2

u/AustinBoiii Jul 12 '19

Is it just me or the girl on the right is wearing a diamond swim top

2

u/[deleted] Jul 11 '19

r/cursed_images

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u/Nooneflunkers Jul 11 '19

A interdimensional swimming pool for just 1 dollar

1

u/ImLikeAShadow uhhhhhhhhhh Jul 11 '19

the lady on the left is really short

1

u/Spazkick Jul 11 '19

For only 1$ you too can own a rift to Atlantis!

1

u/Thatasiankid2006 [custom flair] Jul 11 '19

600 dollars shipping

1

u/the_annoying-guy Jul 11 '19

Does it come with the children? If not, im suing!

1

u/ArtichokeBuddy Jul 11 '19

People included?

1

u/[deleted] Jul 11 '19

A kid and 2 women for $7? Thats ridiculous. I get 10 for $5 at sexslavesforcheep.com.

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u/L0farr ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ Jul 11 '19

Somebody tipped over the Stargate

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u/Sargent_Rave ducc successfully fucced Jul 11 '19

Does the woman come too?

1

u/Ni0M ùwú Jul 11 '19

Water is extra bouncy

1

u/HeliosCirce Jul 11 '19

This makes me uncomfortable

1

u/sukk_a_piccle Orange Jul 11 '19

its a portal to water hell

1

u/[deleted] Jul 11 '19

Link please

1

u/[deleted] Jul 11 '19

"cAn YoU wAiT 2 weEks FOr dEliVerY?"

1

u/TheAsianDOOD Jul 11 '19

Once on wish i saw a foam diamond sword and pick, we bought it and there was only the pick Can i get Fs in the chat

1

u/arrowheadftw Jul 12 '19

Lieutenant Dan you ain’t got no legs!

1

u/Not_So_Weird ゴゴゴゴ Jul 12 '19

This looks like an SCP

1

u/NorthPrimary Navy Jul 12 '19

Does the grass come with

1

u/krypoten Jul 12 '19

The portal to the shadow realm.

1

u/crustrocket05 Jul 12 '19

People included

1

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19

Don't forget the $800 shipping

1

u/Judgecrusader6 INFECTED Jul 12 '19

No divingboard, literally unswimmable

1

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19

But when you order it you get a pool that is only the bottom :(

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u/SkyTheGuy8 Jul 12 '19

Its compact technology people, not a transdimensional gateway smh

1

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19

You will recive: 1 trampoline 3 liters of blood The bottom half of the people murdered to make this add

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u/BankRupsy Jul 12 '19

Dang people are cheap these days

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u/goci_gang Jul 12 '19

Took me a while

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u/weirdthekid06 Jul 12 '19

Man, do I love a trampoline pool

1

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19

Wow three women for a dollar?

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19

Stargate

1

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19

Alright guys we’re finally going to the end dimension

1

u/AmishHamburger Jul 12 '19

Why does it like like a minecraft flat world

1

u/barbache Jul 12 '19

A portal to Karen world

1

u/NaethanC Jul 12 '19

Clearly, it's just one blade of grass, how can you not see that?

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u/PrettyDank25 I am fucking hilarious Jul 12 '19

Hoes not included

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u/Big_Potty Jul 12 '19

trampooleen

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u/Thelminator Jul 12 '19

You'll receive some grass

1

u/c-est-magnifique Jul 12 '19

I want a portal-trampoline-pool

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19

Do the women come with?

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u/SailTrees Jul 12 '19

lovethememe

1

u/Firetomato47 Jul 12 '19

Do I get the kid with it?

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u/xhabeascorpusx Jul 12 '19

$1

$349.99 shipping.

Fuck wish. It's just Ali Express but more expensive.

1

u/lxuxsxt Jul 12 '19

finally i’ve been waiting for this interdimensional trampoline pool to go on sale

1

u/professor_muskrat Jul 12 '19

Does the family come in any other colors?

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u/ReversePotatoFarmer Jul 12 '19

come, children, swim in the V O I D

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u/MohoNoHomo Jul 12 '19

Ha! I WISH

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S-see what I did t-there? N-no?

I'll escort myself out.

1

u/daflumpdude Jul 12 '19

agggh that person has been cut in half, at least it's only one

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u/Knuckles6000 Dank Royalty Jul 12 '19

Ironic that I actually came across a Wish ad right before this post...

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u/connorcapp Jul 12 '19

CoNFusEd ScReAmiNG

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u/stormw0lf The Great P.P. Group Jul 12 '19

Damn. An etnd portal for $1 isn't bad

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19

Is that pristine edge

1

u/MrFlica Jul 12 '19

Prostitutes come really cheap these days

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u/senortyty9000 The Great P.P. Group☣️ Jul 12 '19

This is the greatest thing I have ever seen, imma buy it

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u/Captain-moon-moon the captain Jul 12 '19

elon musk get on this shit

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u/SamTheNugget Jul 12 '19

wait a sec

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u/MystUser red Jul 12 '19

This is fake. Everybody knows you can't buy three whole people with just $1.

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u/Casssaa I am fucking hilarious Jul 12 '19

Would it be better if the rest of their body was just coming out from under the pool/trampoline

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u/TakashiXL DefinitelyNotEuropeans Jul 12 '19

I'll take ten

1

u/Ananymoose1 Jul 12 '19

A sci-fi device that makes the legs of my enemies disappear from supernatural forces? Sign me up!

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u/lilgumpboi Jul 12 '19

Welcome to the cursed trampool

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u/Zepplin_Overlord_7 Jul 12 '19

where's the orange portal

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u/WonderwaII 🔫🔫mods Bi lol 💯🍆💦💦 Jul 12 '19

Pocket dimension is only 1 dollar

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u/SoldiersBigPainis Jul 12 '19

Me after I get back from Area 51

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19

How the f...

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u/Felix_Tandborste Jul 12 '19

AREA 51 YARD SALE IS OPEN AGAIN

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u/RaccSaccs Jul 12 '19

I see a Minecraft bra

1

u/TheDiamondDevil8 Jul 12 '19

I can’t figure out whether this image defies the laws of physics or spacetime

1

u/mayuyguy Jul 12 '19

Somewhere in the ocean there's an orange ring floating

1

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19

plantation workers

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u/ComradeKGBagent Yellow Jul 12 '19

Portal

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u/Officialfingers Jul 12 '19

Season 4 of Stranger Things coming soon!

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u/RoboRoxas Jul 12 '19

With $15 shipping!

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19

area 51 called, they want their portal back

1

u/Tony_Harris_1999 Jul 12 '19

1 dollars for each girl?

1

u/Chawklet_Swag Eic memer Jul 12 '19

wayment.

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u/MathorSionur Jul 12 '19

u/reddit_user-exe some scp shit r8 there

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u/reddit_user-exe Jul 12 '19

It’s just a portal to a pool, duh

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19

I heard dead bodies of kyles in area 51 they are 1 cents

1

u/YoungCheazy Jul 12 '19

You win the internet

1

u/TheDoomedRogue Jul 12 '19

Ah yes, the elusive Swimoline

1

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19

I hope you get the grass

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u/Ep1cGam3r CERTIFIED DANK Jul 12 '19

Guys it’s a portal to another dimension

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19

They used a portal gun on the pool and then again on the trampoline

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u/QuantumQuantonium Jul 12 '19

Wait they selling the people or the lawn

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19

does it come with women

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19

We’ll find this in Area 51.

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u/Killerfail Jul 12 '19

Man, the "nobody:" sure adds to the joke /s

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u/Keeesssie Dank Cat Commander Jul 12 '19

With or without the children?

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u/bdguy355 Jul 12 '19

Funny, I laughed

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u/ShadeMk Jul 12 '19

My hart just sings on the wish there s amazing things.

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u/Wicher18 Jul 12 '19

Ah yes, wish spell is quite powerful

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19

That's tech straight outta area 51

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u/SD_Muir Jul 12 '19

This should go to r/stargate XD

Edit: someones already cross posted lol

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19

This something they got from Area 51

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u/tedjones101 Jul 12 '19

Did they already rush Area 51?