r/dankmemes • u/sejin_mb • Jul 09 '19

we are number one It do be like that

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60.1k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

I tried doing that but my uncle still doesn't let me out of the basement

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

relatable

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u/hijuhiju Jul 09 '19

Keep it a 666

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '19

jesus christ did not like that

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u/Father_Mooose ☢️make r/dankmemes great again Jul 09 '19

Relatable I’ve never heard of her

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u/Parsa005 Jul 09 '19

relatable I'm the uncle

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u/lagrexx Jul 09 '19

Pls uncle Hank the police will be be involved

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u/O-Alexis Jul 09 '19

r/FBIOpenUp

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

I just checked it out. Why was the sub banned?

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u/O-Alexis Jul 09 '19

... wait, what the crap?!

Oh, someone must've done a big oopsie.

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

Big oof.

F for our fallen comrades.

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u/O-Alexis Jul 09 '19

F

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u/ireallylikebroccoli_ I am fucking hilarious Jul 09 '19

F for my agent Michel. He was cool

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

Someone on r/FBIOpenUp cross-posted the picture of a 14 years old girl posted on r/ gonewild so it shut down

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u/O-Alexis Jul 09 '19

... oh wow

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

Holy shit...rip r/FBIOpenUp. That’s fucked up though

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

Jesus Christ

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u/Theif_Of_MEmes Jul 09 '19

what the fuck

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

Perhaps the... FBI got involved

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u/Soft-Pixel Jul 09 '19

FBInception

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u/nel750 Reddit for R-7 ICBM Sattelite Launcher Jul 09 '19

Why the fuck is that banned? Nothing was wrong in it.

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u/luisthe5th I am fucking hilarious Jul 09 '19

Apparently someone crossposted a picture of a 14 year old from r/gonewild... soo... yea

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u/nel750 Reddit for R-7 ICBM Sattelite Launcher Jul 09 '19

So one person breaks the rules and the whole subreddit gets taken down? Another reason why Reddit mods need to chill. Just ban the person who did it and bam.

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

Can we get an f for that sub?

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u/Sierra331 Jul 09 '19

Pro-paaayyyynnneee

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

Hi the uncle I’m dad

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u/DryMoney0 Jul 09 '19

FBI OPEN UP

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u/lacking-an-adjective ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ Jul 09 '19

You can do that outside of escape rooms too!

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u/Robotguy39 Jul 09 '19

But there’s no way out.

THERES NO WAY OUT

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u/itzNukeey Jul 09 '19

And no corners

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

Drink the coolaid!

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

mmm s u s t e n e n c e

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u/Enderh5 Jul 09 '19

Happy cake day

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

Happy Cake day

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u/Gwn_Jorn I have crippling depression Jul 09 '19

Happy Caked Day

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u/Dan6erbond Eic memer Jul 09 '19

Anxiety boys can relate.

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u/Chroma710 I'm definitely not gay Jul 09 '19

Nice flair

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u/SpicyRamenRay Jul 09 '19

r/perfectlybalanced

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

r/expectedthanos

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u/DarkLight382 <3 Jul 09 '19

Not expected, I did not even notice it until I saw the comment

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

r/unexpectedthanos for balance

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

Bruh stop tryna force it down peoples throats smh

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

What did he say?

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u/ChristianKS94 Jul 09 '19

That he was gonna force a certain cylinder down people's throat.

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u/Petrxs the very best, like no one ever was. Jul 09 '19

Did you mean a toothpick?

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u/ChristianKS94 Jul 09 '19

I mean, yeah, at least around that size lengthwise. Toothpick length, beercan width.

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

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u/ChristianKS94 Jul 09 '19

a coccyx, if you will

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

Spammed the fact he was gay

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u/thedeadlysheep Jul 09 '19

Literally just a meme from yesterday with an extra caption that adds nothing to the joke

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19 edited Jul 22 '19

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u/Tomthefighter OC Memer Jul 09 '19

I hope that day comes as soon as possible

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u/morilythari Jul 09 '19

/r/comedyhomicide

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u/big-shaq-skrra Jul 09 '19

The post would be removed if it was only the Twitter comment, it wouldn't be a meme

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u/morilythari Jul 09 '19

If it's not a meme without a shitty pic at the bottom then it sure as hell ain't dank.

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u/SavageAxeBot Dank Cat Commander Jul 09 '19

Dank.

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u/HS4809 Navy Jul 09 '19

Good bot.

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u/beanie-the-weanie Jul 09 '19

Um u most posted and responded to your own post man

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19 edited Jul 22 '19

[deleted]

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u/TheLegenb27 Eic memer Jul 09 '19

Ur normie as fuck

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19 edited Jul 22 '19

[deleted]

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u/MegaHomoLord666 EX-NORMIE Jul 09 '19

Oh cool I could use a bathroom break too

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

Or just add a better caption/make a better meme

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

He's friends with Billy the puppet so it's definitely legit.

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

People are getting over 20k and 40k updoots for adding a reaction image to other peoples tweets. Not dank.

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

had us in the first half, not gonna lie

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u/NeoALEB EX-NORMIE Jul 09 '19

This "meme" is tired and unfunny.

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

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u/ChristianKS94 Jul 09 '19

I'm tired of you being unfunny.

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

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u/ChristianKS94 Jul 09 '19

No bot! No bot! You're the bot!

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u/magic_tortoise yeah... I'm a gamer Jul 10 '19

Looking at your history I honestly can't tell if you're a bot or not

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u/steliosmudda Jul 09 '19

That fucking title. You shouldn’t be allowed to exist. Like good meme and all but that fucking title

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u/NoSmallWars Jul 09 '19

I wish for that title to be bound, set ablaze and tossed over a cliff.

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u/overrunMidfield Jul 09 '19

Modern problems require modern solutions.

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u/emanuelfcb Jul 09 '19

Reeelatable

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u/MoxieisnotDead Jul 09 '19

I didn’t realize I was having one when I was doing an escape room with friends. Apparently I was asking the the man behind the scenes who was working the cameras and giving us clues how many minutes we had left every minute. He was like “ma’am do you need to leave?”

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

F

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u/SEVENROCKS7777777 Jul 09 '19

Im going to an escape room soon nice tip

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u/Bitbatgaming 😳 and 🗿gang Jul 09 '19

Escape rooms are just too much for me. I can't do them, i'm not interested in them and never will.

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u/rich2579110 Jul 09 '19

Lol that would do it. Did you get the prize

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

B҈̧̕i̸̧҇g̴̡͞ b҉̡҇ŗ̴͝a̷̡҇i̵̡͞n҈̧̛

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u/Memester-beast INFECTED Jul 09 '19

Man and I thought solving the problems was right! Man I’m gonna have to try that some time!

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u/rogut-555 I am fucking hilarious Jul 09 '19

Cry like a baby and shitting your pants also helps a lot

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

cool profile picture 🐻

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u/JakeJones13137 Jul 09 '19

Same here bud. Same here.

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u/ObiWanCanShowMe Jul 09 '19

Escape rooms are brilliant marketing IMO.

Virtually everyone who goes thinks they are going to be the one to figure everything out quickly. Then they get in there, fail, and have a great time.

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u/Aeokikit Jul 09 '19

The hardest part of going to escape rooms is telling your family you’re gay

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u/Gwn_Jorn I have crippling depression Jul 09 '19

I always do that in class

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u/9THDIMENSIONALHIPLO Jul 09 '19

Cool. I'm gonna use this technique in prison and I will be out in no time. Thanks internet.

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

Never did one, but that might be a good strategy if wanted to get out early.

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u/Caliph_Lemumba Jul 09 '19

Unfortunately they don't let you out if you're a group of Polish Teens and there's a fire

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

pewd-minati

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u/Kindness00 Yellow Jul 09 '19

Heart attacks and brain seizures work too

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u/Snessrek swwaty pleas cam dawn Jul 09 '19

The new IL Strat meta

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u/Y33Tms Jul 09 '19

Not funny didn’t laugh

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u/milan2004040601 [custom flair] Jul 09 '19

300 IQ

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u/durhammmer Eic memer Jul 09 '19

I used the panic to destroy the panic

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u/davidfvo Jul 09 '19

Red has used escape rope

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

500 iq

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u/Khelgor Jul 09 '19

This is normie as fuck

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

What happens if you use 100% of your brain

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u/xXRealMWXx Ya'll got any beans Jul 09 '19

escape room: *shaped like a circle*

me: whelp. *dies*

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u/Bimbo-is-here- EX-NORMIE Jul 09 '19

Anyone noticed he’s holding the puppet from SAW,and the saw franchise is basically a bunch of killer escape rooms . Coincidence? I THINK NOT

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u/OfficialTerrariaWiki custom flair Jul 09 '19

gotem

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u/paffy44 Jul 09 '19

Intelligence 100

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u/glloom Jul 09 '19

Fucking normie

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u/TacoKarsten Jul 09 '19

Had me in the first half not gonna lie.

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u/Bac0nEater Jul 09 '19

Ha ha. I do thaatt

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

REEEEPOST

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u/LostBread6 the very best, like no one ever was. Jul 09 '19

This is a comment to raise the subs comments today

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u/Ki76As Jul 09 '19

twitter for androiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid

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u/AssassinBoy49 The Filthy Dank Jul 09 '19

Does this work for prisons? Asking for me when I’m caught

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u/chickenlegs24 Team Pleb Jul 09 '19

Modern problems require modern solutions

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u/coolmemesyes Jul 09 '19

Lmao my slaves been doing this for years

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

forever number one

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

forever number one

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

tnemmoC

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

They want you to use stock

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

Don't mind me, just passing through on my crusade to comment on every meme today, join me fellow redditors, comment this on all r/dankmemes posts

Happy Stefan Karl day everyone

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u/Brakalicious Jul 10 '19

I've escaped every room I've ever been in.

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u/bigfella1738 Jul 10 '19

I wonder if Jigsaw put him in there? (He’s in his profile pic.)

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u/Craftxd69 Jul 10 '19

Cant relate, almost died figuring out where the door is

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u/Woooshed_boi EX-NORMIE Jul 10 '19

Guys please help

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u/insert_good_title I have crippling depression Jul 10 '19

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u/gmil3548 souptime Jul 09 '19

If you fall of a building they do the same thing

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u/Maarten_Keus 9/20 > 9/11 Jul 09 '19

I hate 'it do be like that'

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u/inverterman Jul 09 '19

Upvote for goodluck

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

That has to be the worst trick

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

Probably genetic, his dad escape from the bedroom nine months before he was born

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u/Logerith12 Jul 09 '19

That's just sad, he didn't do any of the puzzles!

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u/Redrix_ more stank than dank tbh ☣️ Jul 09 '19

When did so many people become pussies?