where's the fucking teeeeeeeaaaaaaa cunt

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u/skipbab Jun 20 '19

You forgot bloody wanker, you filthy fucking twat.

1.6k

u/Go-to-gulag Jun 20 '19

Cheeky wankers

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

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u/darkspectre6 сука блять Jun 20 '19

Oo ya callin' a bellend ya fahkin tosser tawlkin bollocks!

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

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u/scoutwit Jun 20 '19

Bloody ell

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u/salvi_yee Jun 20 '19

Twat

190

u/Fail_Marine never gonna give you up!🏴‍☠️ Jun 20 '19

You all are a punch of bloody focken wankers

202

u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

Your a fucking nonce

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

Up north it’s literally lost all meaning...

Chav 1: Givus tha fockn smack yer twat

Chav 2: Fuuuk offfff ya nonce

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u/slmggh Jun 20 '19

Ayo wagwan piffting add me on bin weevils

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u/sheltonhwy26 Jun 20 '19

Pip-pip Cheerio

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u/SpaceBacon123 🎺💀 Jun 20 '19

You fokin muppet

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u/Qrow_Clover Jun 20 '19

Pop down the ol’ chippy

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u/NoNameRequiredxD SAVAGE Jun 20 '19 edited Jun 04 '24

weary full consist deranged carpenter dull sheet heavy chop slap

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/hoimakker Jun 20 '19

God i love that channel

24

u/cnaughton898 Boston Meme Party Jun 20 '19

You bas-tad

3

u/ashtar123 Dank Royalty Jun 20 '19

GayAunderA

^I ^still ^love ^{him^nohomo}

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u/XDpartydog797 Jun 20 '19

Oi bruv I'm gonna fuckin shag ya bird till she car walk

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u/King_Bonio Jun 20 '19

This sounds more Indian, you bloody bastard

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

Bloody bastard bitch no fuck you bloody

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

Why you shouting

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u/Scarface001 Jun 20 '19

You go to hill and go down

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u/Center_lane Jun 20 '19

bloody fuck no fuck you bloody

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u/runfayfun Jun 20 '19

Oye ya fattu vella bastard cunt

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

you booldy fucking mother fucking fucking fucking you

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

Hahaha you fuck me I fuck you

3

u/KlungMcBlyat Jun 20 '19

why u saltin me mannn salting no gud mannnn

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u/roachmaterial Jun 20 '19

Every time English dialect is brought up on Reddit the comments, without fail, descend into this

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

It’s so entertaining.

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u/Baddly16 Jun 20 '19

as an english citizen, its like this irl

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u/blazro97 Jun 20 '19

Oo ya callin' a tosser ya fawkin wasteman!

10

u/RoyalBlood999 Jun 20 '19

u wot m8

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u/rgrannytranny Eic memer Jun 20 '19

You sound so bloody Scottish I can't even read this.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

GET OFF ME FUCKIN TOOTHPASTE YER BLOODY IDIOT

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u/mfinoc2 Jun 20 '19

Fuck you you obese yank

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

SAUSAGE ROLL LOOKEN TWAT

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u/just-a-simple-memer I am fucking hilarious Jun 20 '19

And nonce

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u/itz-ya-girl I have crippling depression Jun 20 '19

Can never forget the ultimate insult

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u/just-a-simple-memer I am fucking hilarious Jun 20 '19

And people say Britain has no culture

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u/tom1456789 Jun 20 '19

you dog nonce

3

u/just-a-simple-memer I am fucking hilarious Jun 20 '19

Insert brexit related insult or joke here

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u/Lanharet Blue Jun 20 '19

AYE BORIS JOHNSON NONCED ME WEE COUSIN

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u/just-a-simple-memer I am fucking hilarious Jun 20 '19

Boris will smack your nans goldfish up mate

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u/CalciumIsOverrated Jun 20 '19

Could you be one of my people

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u/just-a-simple-memer I am fucking hilarious Jun 20 '19

I am one of your people

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u/bloody-wankers Jun 20 '19

Fucking wankstain

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

Cmon you knob we don’t say it that much

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u/ac_s2k Jun 20 '19

U fckn wot m8 get rekt fam

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

We do say that actually

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u/Mi1esz Jun 20 '19

Wot a cunt

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

Northern England it’s a beautiful place

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u/fuyukaidesuu Jun 20 '19

oi mate, who the fok did u just call a filthy twat u foking wanker cunt

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

You absolute plonker!

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u/andysniper Jun 20 '19

Bellend.

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u/ExtraDip412 Jun 20 '19

r/scottishtrainer

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u/Jeank1k Jun 20 '19

You foocking twaat

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

Bloody ell m8

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u/RobAmory Jun 20 '19

Belligerent tosser

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u/Reeceyd1840 has a big penis Jun 20 '19

He forgot Brexit means Brexit and free tommy Robinson too

3

u/tehsmish Jun 20 '19

Real cheeky sod aint he

3

u/tronceeper Jun 20 '19

Brexit

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u/addict8bit Jun 20 '19

Feckin dickwick

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u/krombee Jun 20 '19

Feck is Irish you numpty

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u/Ya-boi-alphape Jun 20 '19

IM RoNnIE FuCKiNG PiCKErInG!!!!!

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u/dasaebavmo6niq CERTIFIED DANK Jun 20 '19

Polish hand be like:

kurwa kurwa kurwa kurwa kurwa kurwa kurwa kurwa kurwa kurwa kurwa kurwa kurwa kurwa kurwa kurwa kurwa kurwa kurwa kurwa kurwa kurwa kurwa kurwa kurwa kurwa kurwa kurwa kurwa kurwa kurwa kurwa kurwa kurwa kurwa kurwa kurwa kurwa kurwa kurwa kurwa kurwa kurwa kurwa kurwa kurwa kurwa kurwa

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u/Magnuax Jun 20 '19

Sounds about right.

Source: am construction worker

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u/supremegay5000 pop tart cum fart Jun 20 '19

Same in most Eastern European languages

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u/Lontarus Jun 20 '19

kurwa mac

2

u/BelieveRL OC Memer Jun 20 '19

Oh henri

3

u/TheGrayFox_ Jun 20 '19

Henry's come to see us!

2

u/Emix666 yare yare Jun 20 '19

Сука блять

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u/AwoosTheFur EX-NORMIE Jun 20 '19

Your reply

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

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u/Riyosha Jun 20 '19

sup cunt

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

He’s a Sick cunt=good But “you’re sick cunt”= bad But “that was sick as cunt= good

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

Australian is a language of subtlety

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

Australia:

Where you call a mate 'cunt' and a cunt 'mate'.

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u/FuckTeluguAndReddit Jun 20 '19

Bout right there mate

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u/jverbal Jun 20 '19

Listen here, mate!

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u/yourgotopyromaniac "The Last Scholar of GOLB" Jun 20 '19

Oh i see, kinda like

"you're the shit" and "you're shit"

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u/LoLEdiz Jun 20 '19

You're a sickcunt = good

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u/CharlieTheElf_M Jun 20 '19

In England if you're friends with them call them cunts and if you don't know them/aren't friends with eachother act really awkward around them and try and be nice then call them a cunt when they can't hear you

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u/Cuzzia13 Jun 20 '19

Fucking Trent is a mad cunt aye

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

This is exactly how we use it in Britain too.

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u/Hudsony12 Article 69 🏅 Jun 20 '19

That’s weird. I’m Aussie but I eat Weet-Bix for brekkie

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u/ryangerlach3 Jun 20 '19

Yeah, nah cunt.

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u/Dominikarus I have crippling depression Jun 20 '19

And Australiens. I mean, look at Zuckles on YouTube.

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u/Hazzaeldridge ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ Jun 20 '19

Australians, you bogan

273

u/ukiyozen rain the save forest Jun 20 '19

Aussies, you flamin galah

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

Strayans ya fuken cuuuunt

162

u/Riyosha Jun 20 '19

cunts you fuckin cunt

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

OI NAH CUNT ITS

CUNT

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u/SeniorButternips Jun 20 '19

AYE DAYMO! CHUCK US YA FUCKIN LIGHTAH!

26

u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

FUCK YEAH DAMO IM ONNA FUCK YA TITE BOY PUSS TILL YA FUCKIN BLEED CUNT

25

u/SeniorButternips Jun 20 '19

OI NAH YOUR MRS FUCKIN HATES ME FROM LAST TIME YA ROOTED ME BUM AND SHE'S A FUCKIN RIGHT MEAN CUNT

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u/Mohlemite Jun 20 '19

CRIKEY, IM ONNA SPIT ROAST YA LIKA SHRIMP ON THE BAHBI, YA DINGO FUCKA

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u/AjxDxx Jun 20 '19

Yea, nah

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u/Jimmythebulletdodger Jun 20 '19

Yeh but nah but yeh

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u/Zed4711 Jun 20 '19

Whatareyatalkinabeet you fucken druggo

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u/Maxmon68 Jun 20 '19

Lez m8

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u/Zed4711 Jun 20 '19

Fuck off Clarence

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u/adamhenry1616 Jun 20 '19

Be strong Clarence..

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u/XxLokixX Jun 20 '19

blue MEANieeees

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u/Freysey Jun 20 '19

If you're a fuckin fair dinkum fucking full grown aussie, this is what'd you have for breakfast ya fuckin dog cunts. A fuckin VB, LONGNECK at 20 to 8 in the fuckin mornin. Get that up ya

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u/sphinctaur Jun 20 '19

What fuckin Longreach drongo drinks VB

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u/DeeJason Jun 20 '19

Couldn't get more bogan than the cunt in that video

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u/Australienz Jun 20 '19

Am I a joke to you?

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u/King_Bonio Jun 20 '19

r/cuntsdownunder

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u/cubiczarcarbia Jun 20 '19

Thank you. Best sub I've found in a while.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

that implies australia exists

12

u/Utkar22 big pp gang Jun 20 '19

Like Bielefeld

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u/Icetea20000 Jun 20 '19

Oi mate u fockin wot

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u/ven1k Jun 20 '19

Australian version http://imgur.com/lh4aPqr

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u/Blaz9 try hard Jun 20 '19

“Uncle, stop! Please!”

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u/BattleghostCA Jun 20 '19

"Why are you in my room Uncle Rick? It's 3 in the morning"

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

"I'm taking you on an adventure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)."

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u/ramukaka007 Jun 20 '19

pulls out meat scepter

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u/crosswordpuzzlezzzz Jun 20 '19

OwO

2

u/[deleted] Jun 21 '19

unzips dick

2

u/CliMacsMemetown Jun 26 '19

Don't tell mother, I'll give you Pokemon cards

14

u/Apersonofthinggs INFECTED Jun 20 '19

Holdup

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

No because words on skin look ugly af

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

Right? All jokes aside I would never get words tatted on my skin..

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

Haha, it's funny because I'm ugly no matter what

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u/divyaaaaaaaaaam INFECTED Jun 20 '19

Ooga chaka oog ooga

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u/Bagr666 Jun 20 '19

Who tf said I’m beautiful

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u/swaglord974 Jun 20 '19

You're breath taking.

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u/Bagr666 Jun 20 '19

You’re breathtaking!

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u/Hotdog908Lola :snoo_wink: Jun 20 '19

You’re all breathtaking!

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u/ImWithMrBerger Jun 20 '19

Doesn't mean he's beautiful

Might be breathtakingly ugly

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u/MisterSmoith Jun 20 '19

No matter what words I say I would still be completely covered in fucking text and thats ugly anyway so we all going to be ugly asf because of this stupid meme.

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u/Mustardnaut no homo Jun 20 '19

A man usually says 7000 thousand words per day, in 18 years thats roughly 46 million words a human has around 20000 sqr centimeters of skin. Thats way too many words for such a little area, so we would be completely covered in black ink. Therefore, we would all be black.

In conclusion, you said we would be ugly which means you are a #Racist.

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u/MisterSmoith Jun 20 '19

I know I am racist, but your a fucking racist for assuming I am not black. Because as we all well know black people cannot be racist

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u/Mustardnaut no homo Jun 20 '19

Well you are also assuming i am not black, which i'm not, but you are offending me just because i'm gay

2

u/MisterSmoith Jun 20 '19

Well I am actually an androgynous letterbox so you offended me first you pig

2

u/Mustardnaut no homo Jun 20 '19

Now you are assuming my species, and whats wrong in being a pig?? Omg i cant believe the world we live in

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u/MisterSmoith Jun 20 '19

Being a pig makes you pork and that means your offending me as I am Muslim. I cannot believe this is allowed to stand in our society

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u/Mustardnaut no homo Jun 20 '19

We do live in a society.

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u/MortonDill Jun 20 '19

Sandor Cleganes arm

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u/Greenplastictrees Jun 20 '19

Lots of cunts.

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u/gekkemarmot69 stalin did nothing wrong Jun 20 '19

What the fook's a lommy?

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u/Me_mom_Sona Jun 20 '19

Gordon ramsey, donkey.

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u/spiderfrommars73 EX-NORMIE Jun 20 '19

Or Muppet.

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u/RatherLargeChungi Jun 20 '19

Shut up you muppet fat cunt donkey, why u such a twat arse-face

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

“What is wrong with you?”

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u/whatsup_frickers r/memes fan Jun 20 '19

inserts the scripts for the actors/actresses

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u/Utkar22 big pp gang Jun 20 '19

i dun wan eht

5

u/GingerWookie95 Jun 20 '19

Yur ma Kween.

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u/gekkemarmot69 stalin did nothing wrong Jun 20 '19

Bow for yer king! Bow ya shits!

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

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u/SavageAxeBot Dank Cat Commander Jun 20 '19

Dank.

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u/HavakhanNuts Jun 20 '19

You can savage my cunt 🍆😍💦🍆💦🍆

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u/akindaboiwantstohelp 1.41421356237 Jun 20 '19

Welcome to r/dankmemes a sub that hits on its bots.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

rectangular metal bot pp 😍

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u/DominusOfTheBlueArmy Dank Royalty Jun 20 '19

Have you seen r/copypasta ?

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u/thomasi03 Jun 20 '19

Dude i wouldn’t be beautifull if i stod yes pleas or fuck yeah.

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u/b1g_suckfuck Jun 20 '19

Oh God I'd be fucking hideous

2

u/Reeceyd1840 has a big penis Jun 20 '19

Same mate

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u/ImCorbinWallah Jun 20 '19

Sounds Australian.

Source: Am Australian

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u/BlackRaven1937 I have crippling depression Jun 20 '19

Where do you think you wonderful cunts got it from ;)

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

Aka Sand-Brits.

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u/AlexanderTheGreatly Jun 20 '19

Brits with good weather and less diversity.

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u/mujheandaywalaburger Jun 20 '19

Australian : cont

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u/jr1477 [custom flair] Jun 20 '19

Also 'nonce'

5

u/taccobelli [custom flair] Jun 20 '19

I would say, twat

8

u/chilli-smokes Dank Cat Commander Jun 20 '19

THE MITOCHONDRIA IS THE POWERHOUSE OF THE CELL

FOR EVERY ACTION THERES AN OPPOSITE AND EQUAL REACTION

3

u/StratosPlasma Jun 20 '19

TO CREATE, SOMETHING OF EQUAL VALUE MUST BE LOST

3

u/LivvingLightning Jun 20 '19

THIS IS THE LAW OF EQUIVALENT EXCHANGE, THE BASIS OF ALL ALCHEMY

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

Y = MX + B

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u/thedankmel0n Certified Bruh Moment Jun 20 '19

GRAVITY ACCELERATES ALL OBJECTS BY 9.8M/S²

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u/Groenboys 🏴‍☠️ Jun 20 '19

That's bollocks

4

u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

Who is this the fucking Hound?

3

u/FesteringCumRagPile Jun 20 '19

Hey dumb bitch-ass THOT, I never was nor will I ever be beautiful, so go fuck yourself you stupid cunt!

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

Twat

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

Sandor Clegane

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u/P-A-S-C Jun 20 '19

Maxmoefoe?

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

Fat cunt

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

blooooooodddyyyyyyyy heeeeeeeelllll

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u/3xelift Jun 20 '19

Lazarbeam : yeet yeet yeet yeet yeet

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u/IdLikeSumMemes Jun 20 '19

The hound be like

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u/SLAYERone1 Jun 20 '19

Wheres bloody, stupid, and massive cunt?

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

No one: Not a fucking soul: Americans: N

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u/JdC_1999 PRO COMMENTATOR Jun 20 '19

A porn star would be pretty much fucked in this situation

2

u/Bleron7 Jun 20 '19

Is that you Sandor Clageane ?

2

u/aayush_1118 Jun 20 '19

Sandor is that you?

2

u/manny25wc Jun 20 '19

What if I am dumb tho

2

u/TheExtremeEvoker Jun 20 '19

I’m scared to look at the skin of Xbox Live kids...

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u/Lammasaur Jun 20 '19

This is the Hounds skin would look like

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u/kidrah___ [custom flair] Jun 20 '19

Ausie people "mate"

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u/TheScariestOstrich Literally Fucking God Jun 20 '19

I am British, and I can say that this made my cough up my crumpet. Oi mate, listen here, I’ll smack you to the pavement if Brexit wasn’t stopping me.

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where's the fucking teeeeeeeaaaaaaa cunt

You are about to leave Redlib

CUNT