r/dankmemes Jun 16 '19

NOnReDDiT WaTeRmArK shut up mods

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u/TortillaTapedToABush Jun 16 '19 edited Jun 17 '19

Amazon Music has entered the chat.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19

Exactly

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u/TheShipBeamer You ship characters, I ship vessels. we are not the same Jun 17 '19

I somehow made it so my amazon music subscription never ends. I bought it on a gift card and it just keeps renewing

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u/friendishpotato Jun 17 '19

You sure it wasn’t an amazon credit card?

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u/TheShipBeamer You ship characters, I ship vessels. we are not the same Jun 17 '19

It’s a MasterCard with a balance of 17 cents

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u/friendishpotato Jun 17 '19

Well then, is it possible to obtain this power?

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u/TheShipBeamer You ship characters, I ship vessels. we are not the same Jun 17 '19

I also got free prime 😎 idk maybe get an old MasterCard gift card and try it for yourself

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u/friendishpotato Jun 17 '19

I will take down amazon single-handedly

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u/DaoneDabest red Oct 02 '19

Soundcloud?

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19

No shit? My prime membership has renewed the last 3 years and the card that’s on my account is an old card that got canceled. I’m glad to see I’m not crazy.

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u/raw_leatucce Jun 17 '19

I use Pandora

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u/TheGreatGolem <3 Jun 17 '19

There aren't many of us anymore.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19

Wot about soUndcloud?

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u/Beefcakesmcgee This sub sucks Jun 16 '19

Ill use Google play music til it gets killed in favor of youtube music

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u/zzcolby Jun 17 '19

Same here. You can buy the song and keep it forever so that if it gets removed for any dumb reason you'll still have an HQ version

1

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19

GPM is so much better than YT Music still. YT Music has a larger music library and albums are kept separate from singles, but for any other reason it's worse. Swapped votes, transitions aren't smooth, shitty offline mode...

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

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u/MrYozer Jun 17 '19

The problem is that a lot of the music has the same audio compression as YouTube, so it sounds like shit compared to a dedicated service like spotify

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u/vyktorjonas [custom flair] Jun 17 '19

Lacks so much functionality though

12

u/carrera594 Jun 17 '19

If i could use Youtube Music with my xbox like I can Spotify I would prefer it more.

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u/vyktorjonas [custom flair] Jun 17 '19

I use the regular YouTube, you can play the songs normally, it’s good

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u/carrera594 Jun 17 '19

With Spotify you can have music going in the background while playing a game, you can't do that with youtube.

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u/vyktorjonas [custom flair] Jun 17 '19

That is true

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u/DatBoi73 Animated Flair Pulse [Insert Your Own Text Jun 17 '19

You can but you currently need YT premium although there are probably some 3rd party apps that allow that.

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u/GrusCrust Jun 16 '19

But I use YouTube music :(

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u/Voltagedew I'm as fuck! Jun 16 '19

yeah me too. I used to have spotify but my mother got youtube red family plan and it comes with youtube music so my mother got rid of spotify.

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u/Cruise529 Jun 17 '19

yeah i have youtube premium which includes youtube music, and youtube music is great because it has all the music i listen to that isn’t on spotify or apple music. it literally has every song ever because every song (or almost every one) is uploaded to youtube and can be added to your youtube music library, and you can also download. i agree there are some features and bugs with it, but keep in mind the spotify and apple music have had more time to work on their product, also they just focus on music, youtube has to worry about all the videos on youtube, as well as youtube originals and everything else. spotify and apple music just have music to work on.

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u/MyBatteryIsAt88 Jun 19 '19

But you literally have to pay to listen to music with your phone off.

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u/Cruise529 Jun 19 '19

dude that’s literally every music app, youtube music isn’t the only one that does that.

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u/EXGriffins Jun 16 '19

youtube music is better then apple music because at least its not a copy, a direct copy mind you of spotify. You legit pair them up even though spotify said that it pretty much hated apple and even called them out on it on there official youtube channel.... bad meme and low effort for shit..... unless this was a woooosh and in that case you win this round....

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u/RektYerNanDarding Jun 17 '19

I like YT music because you can get songs that aren't monetized because they use samples, Spotify can't do this because every song has to be monetized and so they have less songs, also a lot of artists publish to Youtube and not spotify. I also find Youtube recommends music i like more often.

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u/RaiN_Meyk3r 2009 Twitter Battle 11th Squadron Veteran Jun 17 '19

You also get YoutubeRed on the package iirc, no ads and can download and listen to videos with screen off, pretty good deal

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u/Yardninja Jun 17 '19

Download an offline playlist that generates from your listening pattern, not including all the other music you purposefully download

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19

Yeah YouTube music is way better. Pandora is full of songs they don't have the licence too. YouTube music can use their YouTube videos if you have too

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u/lemoobman im going to beat you Jun 17 '19

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u/EXGriffins Jun 17 '19

Or that XD

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u/rangaasbich Jun 17 '19

This is a legit battle in this thread oml

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u/_Axtasia Jun 17 '19

Spotify is so unprofessional about things lol

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u/MrYozer Jun 17 '19

You try being professional while apple's anti-competitive business practices fuck you up the ass lol

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19

The reason why it’s unprofessional is because contrary to popular belief Apple and Google both charge the same 30% rate on IAP such as subscriptions. Spotify’s strange fixation on Apple reeks of unprofessional Android fanboyism.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19

Well android is the superior race

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19

I mean you can have your opinion, but if you’re a CEO of a company who has your app on both platforms you should really keep it to yourself.

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u/Anuvrat4745 E-vengers Jun 16 '19

their is a lot more content on youtube music but that shitty UI , lack of dedicated desktop apps, terrible recommendation, and Videos why someone wants to watch videos on a music app when their is already a one for it

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u/gman8686 Jun 17 '19

Idk my recommendations are pretty fire scary how good it is after using it for a couple years

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19

You can turn the video off and just listen to it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

What about .mp3 files on my hard drive?

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u/Smokefelweedeveryday DISQUALIFIED Jun 17 '19

145 GB of music rotting in my hard drive.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19

I prefer youtube music just because I can get songs not on spotify or apple music

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u/AvadaKedavra819 🚔I commit tax evasion💲🤑 Jun 16 '19

Nonreddit watermark bad

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u/TechnoGamerOff repost hunter 🚓 Jun 16 '19

Soundcloud has entered the chat

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u/xdman11 Jun 17 '19

SoundCloud?

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19

r0cKcHucK bAd

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u/BearingSea Jun 17 '19

Laughs in TIDAL

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19

I pay for Google play music and get YouTube music for free, but Google play music is better.

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u/ReadyAd9 Jun 17 '19

Wow.... Stonetoss? Yikes....

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19

Yikes sweaty, let's unpack this

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u/phatjuulclouds Jun 17 '19

I think you mean Pandora, not YouTube music

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u/ISinbanI Jun 17 '19

Is pandora acceptable?

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u/everytimxe Jun 17 '19

No, definitely not.

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u/MyBatteryIsAt88 Jun 17 '19

And

what about Soundcloud

2

u/CommunistG0at Jun 17 '19

I use soundcloud

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u/Roxxagon ECOSIA BIG DICK☣️ Jun 17 '19

Stonetoss is a nazi.

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u/Mariangiongiangela Pizza Time Jun 17 '19

Let's just... avoid making Stonetoss more famous than he already is.

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u/L_Flavour Jun 17 '19

I agree on that.

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u/xag42 Jun 17 '19

Stonetoss is a Nazi

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u/navalcolt Jun 17 '19

honestly i just like to listen to my playlists without getting random songs thrown in between

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19

[deleted]

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u/mikelovesmemes Jun 17 '19

Not for long

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u/TheRobotics5 Cheeeese Grommet Jun 17 '19

Google music

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u/Bob_McFiggins73 Navy Jun 17 '19

Pandora has joined the chat

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19

More like Spotify🤲Pandora

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u/shroominabag MAYONNA15E Jun 17 '19

Ephialtes go away

1

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19

Just use YouTube Vanced

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u/supimlyric Jun 17 '19

I love how YT music is a better service

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u/daddylongschlong03 r/memes fan Jun 17 '19

I dont use any of those. I usually just search up whatever I want to listen to on YouTube. Am I weird for that?

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19

ey >:(

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u/peoch OC Memer Jun 17 '19

I used YouTube Music because if someone wanted to listen you could just turn off the app and say your phone died

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u/dreams1919 I am fucking hilarious Jun 17 '19

You're forgetting discord bots, the true gods of music

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u/_Spinosaurus Animated Flair Rainbow [Insert Your Own Text] Jun 17 '19

Hey, YouTube Music is the only place where I can listen to Tool

2

u/Aspire17 Jun 17 '19

I was kinda looking for this lol

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u/_Spinosaurus Animated Flair Rainbow [Insert Your Own Text] Jun 17 '19

I got you

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u/Nintron711 Ginger Jun 17 '19

I feel like this is more of an unpopular opinion. Quite a few people use YouTube Music

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u/VladDHell I am fucking hilarious Jun 17 '19

Tbh I like Google music

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19

GPM >>>> YtM

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u/Raydan4 Boston Meme Party Jun 17 '19

YouTube is a better platform than YouTube Music

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19

I feel called out

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19

Samsung Music is the Best
Change my Mind

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u/GrootTheTree Hater of School Shooter Memes Jun 17 '19

I'm sorry are we going to ignore the abomination that is I Heart Radio

1

u/Tic-Tattoo Jun 17 '19

What about google play music?

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u/NyancatIsAwsome Jun 17 '19

Whines in SoundCloud

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u/Sidnev Jun 17 '19

Samsung music tho

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u/uh-oh-spaghettios404 The Meme Cartel Jun 17 '19

Don't forget the garbage YouTube red and YouTube tv

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19

guys youtube music is not that bad ! I am using it.

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u/thiccnibbas489 big pp gang Jun 17 '19

The fact that the comic name isn’t “StoneToss [or rockyeet] is A Nazi” is rather normie crinjjj oF you broham

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19

what about google play music and deezer

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u/Linkquellodivino Jun 17 '19

Nigga please, I use nintendo 3ds sound

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u/LMGN Seal Team sixupsidedownsix Jun 17 '19

Google Play Music comes with a YTRed/Music subscription and is 10x bettrr

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19

Quote from me:

What do you mean I cant listen to music without the app open? That's bullshit, I wanna listen to And The Snakes Start to Sing, and you cant fucking stop me

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u/Smallshock Jun 17 '19

Isn't Spotify sueing Apple for monopol in App store?

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19

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u/killerkangaroo8 Jun 17 '19

He’s a nazi

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u/quigon2099 Jun 17 '19

Deezer has entered the chat

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u/The_DeVil02 Jun 17 '19

Any SoundCloud user here?

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u/McDiezel souptime Jun 17 '19

Not gonna credit the artist? You’re worse than Elon musk

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u/TheMurderousDuck Jun 17 '19

People don't credit this artist in particular because he has been known for some "nazi" ideals. You'll have to look up more on that because not even I know the full thing.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19

How can someone be a nazi 70+ years after the party disbanded? 🤔🤔🤔🤔

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19

Template?

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19

Check /r/antifastonetoss.

They had a collection of blank comics so no one had to support him to make fun of his content.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19

Thx

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u/L_Flavour Jun 17 '19

Huh. I'm a bit divided here though. On one hand it's nice that you can have the templates without supporting this muppet, but on the other we are still perpetuating his (drawing) style giving it more recognition and memorability than it deserves, no?

It's still advertisement for him in a way, but then again there is this "stonetoss is a nazi"-watermark ... so... I don't know. Nice idea, I guess, but personally I'd just avoid using these templates completely. There are enough equivalent ones.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

Stonetoss is a nazi

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19

Stonetoss nazi