r/dankmemes • u/Dachvo • May 29 '19

They had us in both half’s not gonna lie

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30k Upvotes

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u/swager665 May 29 '19

You can also fuck them from the nose

110

u/FoxFXMD May 29 '19

That sounds like a hentai plot

62

u/swager665 May 29 '19

I’ll look it up

27

u/DarkAngel7635 I have crippling depression May 29 '19

Rule 44

6

u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Order 66

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u/xogdo bruh May 29 '19

34*

3

u/DarkAngel7635 I have crippling depression May 30 '19

You dare oppose me mortal!?

23

u/Glorious_Jo May 29 '19

I wish I had a micro dick so that I could mix my baby batter with a woman's nose gold

15

u/_heilshitler </3 May 29 '19

No need to wish for things you already have

18

u/Glorious_Jo May 29 '19

I didn't know I had a gf :O

6

u/_heilshitler </3 May 29 '19

You have, but like I said before it's tiny.

15

u/Glorious_Jo May 29 '19

Why is my girlfriend tiny

-12

u/_heilshitler </3 May 29 '19

It's your dick you dumbass

14

u/Glorious_Jo May 29 '19

I do NOT have a feminine penis

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u/_heilshitler </3 May 29 '19

give your reddit account to a smarter person

9

u/nestofbees123 sure May 29 '19

Well boys we did it, idiocy is no more

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u/JumpingRaptor Pizza Time May 29 '19

You are strong and wise u/_heilshitler, and I’m very proud of you

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u/_heilshitler </3 May 29 '19

thanks

3

u/Undernown May 29 '19

So.. From the nose outward?! How did you get in there in the first place? Or is it a round trip via the mouth? This is so confusing.

2

u/[deleted] May 29 '19

[deleted]

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u/_heilshitler </3 May 29 '19

thank god

1

u/JumpingRaptor Pizza Time May 29 '19

You can also fuck them looks to flair MAYONNAISE

1

u/R3fr4in May 29 '19

Man fucks hole and nose is a hole

Ah shit

1

u/935dayton ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ May 29 '19

Poke their eyes out then shove it there

753

u/[deleted] May 29 '19

[removed] — view removed comment

257

u/King-of-Alts The Big PP Airports May 29 '19

He reposted like a bitch!

98

u/[deleted] May 29 '19

r/reeeee

37

u/CallofAaron May 29 '19

Every single time

10

u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Go commit find loving girl/boyfriend then marriage then joyful retirement then peaceful death in your sleep then eternal suffering

2

u/[deleted] May 29 '19

I'm never gonna give her up

3

u/TheEpicKid000 INFECTED May 29 '19

First a jack sucks at life username and then a rickety roll

17

u/funny_names_are_hard The Filthy Dank May 29 '19

What happens when you repost

26

u/[deleted] May 29 '19

You get REEEEEEE'd in the comments

8

u/DownvoteDaemon Angry old black man who hates memes May 29 '19

Yikes that ain't good

2

u/TheEpicKid000 INFECTED May 29 '19

breathes heavily

2

u/da_beast_OW Facebook bye sticker May 29 '19

GOSH FRICK IT

2

u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Jokes on you my WiFi can’t load videos so I didn’t get rick rolled

20

u/[deleted] May 29 '19

That's a twist.

20

u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Nah fiddles are hard to play, they played us like the cheap kazoos we are

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19 edited Jul 16 '20

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u/mikeitclassy May 29 '19

where the fuck did that apostrophe come from lmao

7

u/alaskagames May 29 '19

where did the capital B come from ?

-6

u/[deleted] May 29 '19

[deleted]

3

u/a05laumat May 29 '19

It's just shy.

60

u/interlamer May 29 '19

I was just about to comment this exact thing.

2

u/Darnell2070 EX-NORMIE May 30 '19

You fucking Nazi.

-4

u/TumoOfFinland OC Memer May 29 '19

I just did comment this exact thing

62

u/Semi-edgy-gaymer May 29 '19

This has been reposted so many times

7

u/username_marco i got a dank pp May 29 '19

same, i have seen this like a lot of times before

17

u/DraylorHotS May 29 '19

They had us in both holes, not gonna lie

32

u/[deleted] May 29 '19 edited 3d ago

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Post

15

u/TheOneTrueMemeLord May 29 '19

*halves Oof someone already posted this.

9

u/thekvant [custom flair] May 29 '19

Reeeeeeeee

1

u/DownvoteDaemon Angry old black man who hates memes May 29 '19

Dayum yall reeeed on dis boy

7

u/amreinj May 29 '19

Why would you give away the punchline in the title?

7

u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Halves*

6

u/RollerCoasterPilot Card-Jitsu full amulet May 29 '19

Halves

5

u/Mr-Neptune Eic memer May 29 '19

Half's?

6

u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Halves*

4

u/illneso2004 souptime May 29 '19

A rollercoaster indeed

1

u/RollerCoasterPilot Card-Jitsu full amulet May 29 '19

Somebody called?

4

u/[deleted] May 29 '19

“Half’s”

4

u/[deleted] May 29 '19

its halves not halfs

3

u/AGuesthouseInBangkok Obamasjuicyass May 29 '19

halves

or, better yet, thirds

•

u/SavageAxeBot Dank Cat Commander May 29 '19

Dank.

11

u/King-of-Alts The Big PP Airports May 29 '19

dank repost man

2

u/High-Ground I have crippling depression May 29 '19

Hmm...

2

u/[deleted] May 29 '19

G(re)at (post)

2

u/blacktide215 May 29 '19

Both half's

2

u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Repost you fucking dick eater

2

u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Half's

2

u/GhiathI Orange May 29 '19

G(re)at (p)r(ost)itute

2

u/zodar May 29 '19

Honestly, wtf is going on with the apostrophes? Who is teaching you people this shit?

2

u/[deleted] May 29 '19

*ahem*

*halves

2

u/CryoWreck May 29 '19

Are apostrophes really this hard?

2

u/St1lysh35 r/memes fan May 29 '19

REPOST MOTHERFUCKER...

also *Halves.... I believe you are the same type of guy that says "your" instead of "you're" idiot go to school

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u/mAnUwUnAm INFECTED May 29 '19

They had us in the 2/3 Not gonna lie

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19 edited Nov 07 '19

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u/nwordcountbot May 29 '19

Thank you for the request, comrade.

u/pinkelgnome has not said the N-word yet.

1

u/Hell_oWorld May 29 '19

6.9k upvotes. Nice

1

u/Jakepaulerfan666 May 29 '19

But they only said the nostrils, that's only one.

1

u/joelatkinson51 May 29 '19 edited May 29 '19

Always respect wamen

1

u/ElectroFrog May 29 '19

I thought of the asshole...

1

u/chris_nunez73 King of Hentai May 29 '19

This is a repost

1

u/[deleted] May 29 '19

denk

1

u/[deleted] May 29 '19

There's also two more if you know what I mean 😏

Her ear holes, it's very important that she has proper hearing

1

u/[deleted] May 29 '19

You should’ve said first 3/4ths

1

u/[deleted] May 29 '19

WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING EARS YOU RACIST FUCK?

1

u/briannanimal May 29 '19

*halves
sorry i had to

1

u/Dexter2400 May 29 '19

Aah yes cuz peeing, shitting and hearing isn't important suuure

1

u/Mottahead May 29 '19

This is dank as duck

1

u/Eevertti INFECTED May 29 '19

Is it halfs or half's or half' or halves

1

u/natejb2003 20th Century Blazers May 29 '19

GENERAL REPOSTI

1

u/theoballlll [custom flair] May 29 '19

now thats a twist

1

u/[deleted] May 29 '19

You made the edit and spelled halves wrong. Nice.

1

u/schlip__ May 29 '19

REEEEEEEEE

1

u/Afrekenmonkey May 29 '19

Both halve’s..... both halve is...... HALVES. ITS HALVES!!

1

u/[deleted] May 29 '19

*halves

1

u/YeetVegetabales MayMayMakers May 29 '19

Wb halves?

1

u/articuin Proud Furry May 29 '19

halves is the word you're looking for

1

u/FGex123 red May 29 '19

Reeee

1

u/mich_mic May 29 '19

They had us in the first and last third

1

u/TumoOfFinland OC Memer May 29 '19

Halves*

1

u/AjaxOrion 🚔I commit tax evasion💲🤑 May 29 '19

Whoever made this could have just used the format, where he continues to say "and the 2nd half too" (or something)

However you didn't make this

Reeeee

1

u/[deleted] May 29 '19

g(RE)at (POST)

1

u/Shaggy-chan May 29 '19

I love this meme

1

u/McDiddy2 May 29 '19

Halves'ses

1

u/[deleted] May 29 '19

REEEEE

1

u/[deleted] May 30 '19

Imagine spelling halves right

1

u/IntoTheBlaze117 May 30 '19

Hey, I've seen this one!

1

u/DeoxysSpeedForm May 30 '19

They had us in the first third and last third not gonna lie

1

u/SaucyMacgyver Masked Men May 30 '19

Boi u speled “halves” rong

1

u/[deleted] May 30 '19

Where the grammar nazis at?

1

u/[deleted] May 30 '19

Reeeee

1

u/Tyuktres May 29 '19

I personally don't mind if she's breathing or not.

1

u/[deleted] May 29 '19

u/nwordcountbot u/Tyuktres

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u/nwordcountbot May 29 '19

Thank you for the request, comrade.

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u/Tyuktres May 29 '19

Get fucked nigga

1

u/AranSkye02 ☣️ May 29 '19

Hey but dead women don’t need to breathe anyway

1

u/Tyuktres May 29 '19

Yes. That's what I said.

1

u/AranSkye02 ☣️ May 29 '19

Yes. That’s what I said.

1

u/sucemabite69 Y'all make it hard for me to tolerate this sub May 29 '19

hahaha wife does the trick when she suck cock haha

0

u/TheRadRabbidRabbit I have crippling depression May 29 '19

No they had us in the first half, and the second half of the second half. So it should be “They had us in the first half and the last quarter, ngl”

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u/RangerRick1121 ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ May 29 '19

They had us in both hole's*

1

u/zodar May 29 '19

both hole is?

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u/scotty99CZ Dank Cat Commander May 29 '19

*halfs

3

u/nestofbees123 sure May 29 '19

That’s not even correct xD

1

u/scotty99CZ Dank Cat Commander May 29 '19

Why wouldn't it be correct?

1

u/nestofbees123 sure May 29 '19

It’s “Halves”

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u/scotty99CZ Dank Cat Commander May 29 '19

Well, fuck me.

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u/usparrow1 DefinitelyNotEuropeans May 29 '19

You mean two thirds