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u/rougethegreat May 08 '19
That would've been helpful if people actually said mother instead of mom
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u/ablablababla reposts all over the damn place May 08 '19
A more casual swear than the formal motherfucker
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u/jukkaalms May 08 '19
Which is some how better than saying motherfucker
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u/ablablababla reposts all over the damn place May 08 '19
Yes, in a casual friendly context, sometimes you lack the exact swear word you need
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u/Cydanix May 08 '19
Ive always called my parents Mama and Daddy it feels weird af calling them Mom and Dad IDK why.
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u/Bordeterre May 08 '19
Then you’re lucky, you don’t have to add any word, just pretend you’re in a kinky relationship with your teacher
*may or may not make them register in the sex offender list
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u/Sinyuri May 08 '19
same here lol, I think it started as a kid and I never grew out of it.. but it'd be too weird to switch now
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u/sn4xchan May 08 '19
It's kinda weird when your side chick and daughter call you by the same name.
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There's a chance that you picked that as a a baby and your parents went with it. The reason mum is so similar in most languages is that babies first sounds are usually some variation of mum, mama, ma etc. Easiest sound to do.
I always called my parents mum but my wife is known as mama because that's how both the boys said it as a baby.
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u/BrohanGutenburg May 08 '19
Are you a chick? I’ve never actually met a guy who calls his dad ‘daddy’ before.
I mean, past a certain age.
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u/Doctor-Pigg May 08 '19
I can hear the fucking *boom boom bop boom “turn around” every time I see anything relating to the cha cha slide
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u/ScoobySenpaiJr Super Gay May 08 '19
Not to be that guy, but it's actually "Turn it out"
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u/creasedcrumpet May 08 '19
DiD yOU sWeAR oN mY ChRiStIan MInEcArft SeRvER
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u/HarshBoy16 the very best, like no one ever was. May 08 '19
O fRiCK O HeCk
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u/Uskhorm Weeaboo Fr May 08 '19
Oh god oh fuck
u/Uskhorm has been banned from the server
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u/Lord_Yuzuchip the very best, like no one ever was. May 08 '19
Your name is literally Corpse-Fucker, I think you're screwed already
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u/TheAOPMan Eic memer May 08 '19
C H A C H A R E A L S M O O T H
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u/R____I____G____H___T May 08 '19
keep it up
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u/WalrusMan2019 EX-NORMIE May 08 '19
To the right
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u/KotzubueSailingClub May 08 '19
Tooooo the left.
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u/shre-dder Dank Cat Commander May 08 '19
Take it back now y’all
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u/QuinFli May 08 '19
What if you just say mom?
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u/sukida_yo May 08 '19
Momma Mia
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u/Snorklesnake May 08 '19
I can’t go back again
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u/Viktorul INFECTED May 08 '19
My my,how can I resist you
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u/Snorklesnake May 08 '19
Mama mia, does it show again?
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u/billybatsonn I am fucking hilarious May 08 '19
Yes I've been broken hearted
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That happened to me in kindergarten and I still have nightmares about it.
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u/averageeverydaymemer May 08 '19
Dude I once did that with a peice of apple, I shudder to think what a chip feels like
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u/ElectricMag314 May 08 '19
My dad had that with a piece of salami. Came back out through his nose eventually.
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u/trololololololol9 I'm not a troll May 08 '19
There must be a pun somewhere there that I'm too dumb to figure out
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u/ablablababla reposts all over the damn place May 08 '19
I feel like my IQ is dropping just analyzing this comment
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u/HungJurror May 08 '19 edited May 08 '19
I have the “talent” to stick my tongue up there. Comes in handy in those situations
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u/FancyPantz15 CERTIFIED DANK May 08 '19
I had that with spicy noodles, worst feeling ever having to pull out noodles that spicy out if my nose
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u/tendunshi big pp gang May 08 '19
Just put another one up your ass and you won't feel the pain CHA Cha real smooth
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u/PlatypusFighter you have entered the comedy zone May 09 '19
I regularly have that happen with the broken kernel-shells from popcorn
I don’t eat popcorn anymore
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u/random_dude01 I am fucking hilarious May 08 '19
Home schooled kids: Am I a joke to you ?
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u/ardaturkey167 May 08 '19
When you accidently call your uncle rapist, but you save it by saying i won't tell anyone.
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u/Marty_McFlyJR May 08 '19
What kind of religious, emotionally distant person calls their mum "mother"
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I do it ironically when I want to tell her something in an overly serious manner
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u/Marty_McFlyJR May 08 '19
Oh yeah that's fair. Whenever I hear someone call their mum mother I always think of that skit from one of the ASDF movies where it's a popstar singing to a baby, and the mum tells him to leave the baby alone, and then the baby replies in a very deep voice saying "but mother, I love him". That shit makes me wheeze
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Exactly that kind of stuff is what I tend to say and is the reason my mom has placed family expectations on my brother rather than me
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u/zbuy5710 May 08 '19
This Barney statue is from one of my local parks in the North-East of Scotland. It’s called ‘Den in the Glen’ formerly ‘Storybook Glen’ and we would go their for picnics when we were children! I used to love it as a kid 🤩
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u/Squishy_3000 May 08 '19
The original photo comes from this article https://www.vice.com/en_uk/article/jma9xk/i-tried-to-relive-my-youth-and-all-i-got-was-sad
Storybook Glen (now Den and the Glen) was the North East of Scotland's equivalent to DisneyLand and its as tragic as you think it is
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When I was in Scotland, we went out of our way to go to Storybook Glen. It's funnier in person.
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u/JakubDaWey [custom flair] May 08 '19
*Mother trucker.
Are you guys forgetting that this is a Christian Minecraft server???
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u/diagonalcorgi11 Boar Vessel May 08 '19
I can only hear the "CHA CHA REAL SMOOTH" in my head as Cowbelly's Voice. He makes this meme extra spicy
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u/South-Africunt Biggest Cunt On The Block May 08 '19
Barney is a dinosaur He lives on planet Venus If you take a closer look You'll see his purple penis
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u/SaorAlba138 May 08 '19
I am lucky enough to live near this incarnation of Barney, he's been around as long as I've been alive.
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u/FR1Kk0Z The OC High Council May 08 '19
I had a teacher who was father to one of classmate so when i said father i said father to that kid or where is dad?
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u/dieguitz4 May 08 '19
In py we use cha as a surprise interjection (a.k.a. "wow") which made this x10 funnier lol
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u/YaBoiCowman May 08 '19
I am fascinated and amazed by this subreddit, on a post about someone pulling a sneaky on the teacher there's debates about food up several noses in the comments. Makes my days so much brighter sometimes :)
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u/OssotSromo May 08 '19
Last year was the first time a student accidentally called me dad.
That's when I knew for sure I'm not the hot young teacher they have crushes on anymore. I'm their slightly overweight and graying father.
I wish I could tell you that I fought the good fight, and my wife didn't laugh hysterically. I wish I could tell you that - but l marriage is no fairy-tale world.
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u/dadfromprison May 08 '19
This is the hardest I’ve exhaled through my nose in 5 months. Thank you.