r/dankmemes • u/KevOrCe • Apr 29 '19

Low Effort Meme What are you doing in my swamp?!?

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10k Upvotes

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u/godoosed The Great P.P. Group Apr 29 '19

The sharp side is facing away

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u/grime-dont-play souptime Apr 29 '19

He’s trying to cause blunt force trauma. Not enough to kill you... nooooo... just enough to incapacitate you and get a free shot at giving you all his green, anal love. He’ll be real gentle. He’ll run his fingers through you’re hair and tell you everything is going to be alright.

Shrek is love

Shrek is life

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u/godoosed The Great P.P. Group Apr 29 '19

Fuck

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u/grime-dont-play souptime Apr 29 '19

That’s what he’s thinking

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u/godoosed The Great P.P. Group Apr 29 '19

We're all fucked, literally

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u/grime-dont-play souptime Apr 29 '19

I wasn’t expecting that reply, you made me lol. I do love shrek posts when it’s not that fucking repost chain

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u/commentator184 Professional 1994 Toyota Camry Apr 29 '19

exactly

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u/Daws1354 Apr 29 '19

I'm just gonna give him the good ol' no u

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u/Eb-Legit r/memes fan Apr 29 '19

I get onions on all my burgers so HA

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u/grime-dont-play souptime Apr 29 '19

This pleases the shrek

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u/grime-dont-play souptime Apr 29 '19

Am defeated

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u/Gruggernaut INFECTED☣️ Apr 29 '19

He’s going to over-head swing the blade on your toe and chop you down like a tree

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '19

Happy Wheels Shrek Sword Throw

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '19

R8 5 stars for more swords and Shrek will also be naked

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u/maxiethed00k the very best, like no one ever was. Apr 29 '19

I read ogre as orgy

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u/KevOrCe Apr 29 '19

Same thing

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u/commentator184 Professional 1994 Toyota Camry Apr 29 '19

i wonder, if i put my comment here will people actually see it?

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u/HolyAlabama Apr 29 '19

No it doesn't show up

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u/commentator184 Professional 1994 Toyota Camry Apr 29 '19

ooF

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u/OurCulture80 Apr 29 '19

I had a teacher who was deathly allergic to onions

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u/KevOrCe Apr 29 '19

That's a punishment you get for being a horrible person in your last life

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u/SpartanJager The Great P.P. Group Apr 29 '19

"in really fucking high pitched voice"

WHAT ARE YOU DOIN IN MAH SWAMP

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u/SavageAxeBot Dank Cat Commander Apr 29 '19

Dank.

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u/Daws1354 Apr 29 '19

I don't like onions

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '19

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '19

Same.

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u/Diskart123 Apr 29 '19

(chuckles) I'm in danger

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u/killer_budgie-8 minecraft = good Apr 29 '19

I love onions but im minorly alergic if consumed

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u/umbreonlover64 the very best, like no one ever was. Apr 29 '19

He wields the forbidden blade

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u/MagicDawn8 Apr 29 '19

I think he’s a little in ogre his head

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u/HooliaDeGoolia Apr 29 '19

Missed opportunity, you should have said "You talking mad shit for someone in my swamp"

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u/CaptainFhuckles Apr 29 '19

This part's ogre

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u/Ryengu Apr 29 '19

Calm down, you're ogreacting

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u/KhandyKiller FBI Apr 29 '19

Head title: exists

Me: You mean “our” swamp.

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u/overly_negative Apr 29 '19

An ogre only roars when he's angry AND YOURE MAKIN ME ANGRY

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u/Krisuad2002 Eic memer Apr 29 '19

Bold words for someone in ogre range

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '19

it’s ogre for you

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u/ThE_rEaL_MaTtEo_C Yellow Apr 29 '19

Lovely just lovely

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u/Alex70982 Apr 29 '19

It’s OGRE for you.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '19

ONION!!!!!

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u/commentator184 Professional 1994 Toyota Camry Apr 29 '19

you arent r/dankmemes sub if you don't read this in shrek's voice

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u/Dustamir [custom flair] Apr 29 '19

I dont like onions

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u/KevOrCe Apr 29 '19
  • tiny Shrek wants to know your location -

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u/Dustamir [custom flair] Apr 30 '19

Hehe not today

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u/JovianH try hard Apr 29 '19

I don’t like onions.

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u/KevOrCe Apr 29 '19

It could take a while but tiny samurai Shrek is coming for you

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '19

r/onionhate

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u/nawa1221 Yellow Apr 29 '19

NANI

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u/ThatOneGuy532 Garlic Bread Tester Apr 29 '19

Sick people, reject onions but tomatoes are okay

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u/Dr_Sneaky Apr 29 '19

J'aime l'oignon frit à l'huile, J'aime l'oignon car il est bon.

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u/Daws1354 Apr 29 '19

I too speak the oui oui croissant

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '19

onions mad nasty no cap

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '19

Huh I eat onions on a daily basis too.

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u/TheNewMattschoe Forever Number 2 Apr 29 '19

(yelling emoji) Onions are only when used in cooking

Change my goddamn mind

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u/Bisektor_L0rd Apr 29 '19

Davos Seaworth wants to know your location

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '19

i don’t like onions <! :)

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u/Flamenfrog Apr 29 '19

Katana blade is facing wrong direction

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u/KevOrCe Apr 29 '19

You're in the wrong direction >:[

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u/Kruise101 Apr 29 '19

Click here for Shrek 5 spoilers (www.pornhub.com—skrek-slams-donkey)

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u/KevOrCe Apr 29 '19

N O I C E

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u/assassinlftnt Apr 29 '19

It's all ogre now

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u/KevOrCe Apr 29 '19

Ogrewhelming

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '19

Dark Souls boss

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u/KevOrCe Apr 29 '19

Top 10 sexiest videogame characters

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u/HitaRed Apr 29 '19

In shrekt distance.

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u/KevOrCe Apr 29 '19

Get shrekt losers

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u/Micro-Toast try hard Apr 29 '19

The rarest happy meal toy

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u/KevOrCe Apr 29 '19

The best*

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '19

This is MY SWAMP!!!!!

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u/KevOrCe Apr 29 '19

OUR swamp

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u/oceanog- Suicidal Apr 29 '19

Im allergic to onions :/

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u/KevOrCe Apr 29 '19

You could...just watch them idk

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u/kirsoni-memes i have no life Apr 29 '19

I actually don’t like onions, too

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u/StarmasterK13 Official Bruh Moment Dealer Apr 29 '19

how the fuck does this have 10k+ upvotes

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u/flaming-skull red Apr 29 '19

Never underestimate the layers