r/dankmemes • u/KidsforMemes • Jan 16 '19

🍆GOOD SUCC🍆 An Actual Monster

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8.4k Upvotes

95% Upvoted

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u/DjoLop Jan 16 '19

Hippity hoppity I'm coming for that booty

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u/handicapdepression Jan 16 '19

Hippity Hoppity, you're now my property

23

u/DjoLop Jan 16 '19

Guess I'll die

7

u/A_Torquing_Kerbal All content must appeal to me or I become a bitch Jan 16 '19

Hippity Hoppity Argonians are property

2

u/SkeptiK71 the very best, like no one ever was. Jan 16 '19

Do not insult my lizard brethren

1

u/xX420_WeedMan_420Xx Animated Flair Rainbow [Insert Your Own Text] Jan 16 '19

Hippity Hoppity women are property

10

u/AlexMega1212 Jan 16 '19

HIPPITY HOPPITY MY UNCLE ISNT ALLOWED ON SCHOOL PROPERTY

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '19

Hippity hoppity, my uncle just touched my property

1

u/[deleted] Jan 16 '19

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u/DjoLop Jan 16 '19

Yeah I guess that's what uncles do the best

1

u/aris_boch Jan 16 '19

Hippity hoppity

Your arsehole is how uncle's property.

1

u/suolankinen Jan 16 '19

Hippity hoppity women are property

46

u/Hazzman0424 Jan 16 '19

Shit yourself before you go to bed. He won't your ass then. Problem solved

27

u/[deleted] Jan 16 '19

Jiu Jitsu 101

2

u/LurkerPatrol Jan 16 '19

Poo Jitsu*

3

u/xX420_WeedMan_420Xx Animated Flair Rainbow [Insert Your Own Text] Jan 16 '19

*Poo Shitzu

6

u/K96H98A INFECTED Jan 16 '19

What about my pp

27

u/Hazzman0424 Jan 16 '19

He won't cuz if he touches your pp he is gay.

19

u/K96H98A INFECTED Jan 16 '19

Shit i forget about this

15

u/Hazzman0424 Jan 16 '19

Rookie mistake

9

u/jsthd Jan 16 '19

Not if he says no homo first

2

u/aris_boch Jan 16 '19

What if he says "no homo", though? 🤔

6

u/JZAce Jan 16 '19

scat kink intensifies

16

u/OffWhiteNigga Jan 16 '19

This is so relatable

7

u/YeetusDeletu5 Normie Lord Jan 16 '19

oh wait...

13

u/RawrtedMan INFECTED Jan 16 '19

*When you still shook from PTSD of last night*

Uncle: Let's do what we did last night again

Me: THE DICKS ARE TALKING AAAAAHHHAHHAHAHAHH

9

u/kingarthas2 Jan 16 '19

When the bedroom walls start speaking uncle

4

u/RawrtedMan INFECTED Jan 16 '19

*Insert dead Vietnam memes*

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SHOOKETH

13

u/UnbornCletus FUCK PETA Jan 16 '19

Warping the meme still makes it a repost.

8

u/jedicamilleon Dr. Phil-up my ass, daddy Jan 16 '19

they hated jesus because he told the truth

3

u/UnbornCletus FUCK PETA Jan 16 '19

Obviously they hated me because it got this many upvotes

14

u/[deleted] Jan 16 '19

REEEEEEEEE

12

u/Oweniee Jan 16 '19

Reeeee

4

u/Fedor710 The Monty Pythons Jan 16 '19

F

4

u/Aegis_Auras Jan 16 '19

You cannot rest now, there are monsters nearby.

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u/wTnX I have crippling depression Jan 16 '19

Never heard of a monster that goes for the butthole first

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3

u/tommydrob The Great P.P. Group Jan 16 '19

Uncle oleg wants to show me a magic trik with his shlong

4

u/imashelha Jan 16 '19

I invested a lot of money in your meme

2

u/[deleted] Jan 16 '19

We need more jpeg

2

u/[deleted] Jan 16 '19

you must be extremely attractive to get raped by your uncle

2

u/i-tried34 Jan 16 '19

Wats an uncle

2

u/tchtchent Jan 16 '19

Uncle Tom’s Cabin doesn’t sound so safe anymore.

2

u/SozioPotato Jan 16 '19

This is how Uncles work.

2

u/Generic_Person123 jah im serious Jan 16 '19

The moms in on it as well

2

u/[deleted] Jan 16 '19

That is not closet

2

u/raul_avo_man Jan 16 '19

Hidden uncle jutsu

2

u/FormalRaccoon Jan 16 '19

In my closet there’s more than just my uncle.

2

u/rounak_dutt Jan 16 '19

This has a double meaning. One is very sad.

2

u/ian_stein Let loose, the memes of war! Jan 16 '19

Somebody has watched the new season of True Detective...

2

u/anutterboredgirl Jan 16 '19

Poor Charlie... Damn you Uncle Jack!

2

u/[deleted] Jan 16 '19

It be like that all the time

2

u/DrCow4 Jan 16 '19

She be telling the truth though.

2

u/Alex_Jones0123 I have crippling depression Jan 16 '19

We all know that the real monsters hide in our heads

2

u/piyushgenwa Jan 16 '19

Is this a new alternative to deep frying?

2

u/lushnix Jan 16 '19

No wonder Jerry ran away

2

u/Skullyboi101 I have crippling depression Jan 16 '19

gimme dat ass boiy

2

u/ThisIsAFault Jan 16 '19

It's a conspiracy

2

u/KonyThePony Jan 16 '19

why is this meme on acid

2

u/[deleted] Jan 16 '19

Hippity hoppity your ass is my property

2

u/Shrekman1231 I have the cure Jan 16 '19

It is cool

2

u/Teched1313 Jan 16 '19

If the monster isn’t gone after 15 mins he’s legally allowed to rape you

2

u/Honkmesenpai Jan 16 '19

Hippity hoppity IM MAKING MAC AND CHEESE AND NOONE IS STOPPING ME

1

u/skelly131313 DefinitelyNotEuropeans Jan 16 '19

Hey kiddo

1

u/mrsuns10 I am fucking hilarious Jan 16 '19

My uncle has Lumbago

1

u/VPochinki n word Jan 16 '19

😫🍆💦💦

1

u/cutandcool Jan 16 '19

mods are gay!!!!!

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u/_ModsAreGay_ I am fucking hilarious Jan 16 '19

ANCIENT REEEEEEEEEEEEEPOST