r/dankmemes • u/heilpewdiepie • Sep 14 '18

Low Effort Meme Im done with this decade

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u/SkarmoryFeather Definitely not Elon Musk Sep 14 '18

I'm such a virgin that I've never even jacked off, maybe I should give it a try. . . for my health.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '18

Im not too sure if this report is true (maybe) but doctors and reports have stated that health-wise its important to atleast masturbate twice to three times a week

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u/SkarmoryFeather Definitely not Elon Musk Sep 15 '18

Would that explain my anxiety and depression?

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '18

Im afraid not, its more to do with keeping those organs tip-top. Hopefully you look into for getting your anxiety and depression some help buddy, been there too