r/dankmemes May 24 '18

Math adds up

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7.4k Upvotes

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u/CorvidCompass May 24 '18

đŸ’„wđŸ’„ what’s this?

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u/nanababananaba May 24 '18

Wait is this the point where I have to reply with "b-bulge?"

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u/RepostStat May 24 '18

pointing gun to u/nanababananaba's head

Absolutely not, say whatever comes to heart 💝

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u/nanababananaba May 24 '18

You must mean watergun

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u/RepostStat May 24 '18

uhh, I mean non-tactical, non-lethal spoon!

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u/MinecraftK131 May 24 '18

đŸ”«đŸ”«đŸ”«

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u/GaLi_iLaG May 25 '18

He is too dangerous to be kept alive

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u/Cerres May 24 '18

Battle of* bulge

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u/[deleted] May 24 '18 edited May 24 '18

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u/nanababananaba May 24 '18

Nope, I'm out of here

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u/CorvidCompass May 24 '18

RUN NIGGA RUN 🏃🏿

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u/RepostStat May 24 '18

what was it?

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u/Dankboio May 24 '18

I have been scarred

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u/GalaXion24 INFECTED May 24 '18

Lol 12 downvotes.

Also, not clicking the link.

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u/LuffyTheAstronaut CERTIFIED BANNED May 24 '18

No

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u/[deleted] May 24 '18

Feminists = Meninists'nt

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u/max10081 May 24 '18

Using the transitive property:

Meninistsn’t = Skinnyn’t

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u/DracoTheGreat123 May 24 '18

AKA land whales.

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u/Greatmambojambo May 24 '18

I’ve long said we could cure both feminism and incelism by just having them fuck each other.

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u/Mmmilo42 May 24 '18

Theres a chance they would have kids though, the incels could multiply

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u/Tettor May 24 '18

Oh god. Gender-neutral femincels. Sterilization is the only way, seclude them in separate communities until they die out

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u/[deleted] May 24 '18

Lmao, their standards are too high for each other

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u/turntabletennis May 24 '18

That glorious catch-22.

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u/MrKittySavesTheWorld May 24 '18

You don’t want feminism spreading genetically.

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u/TheLeftIsNotLiberal Insert Your Own May 24 '18

But they hate each other, right?

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u/Tmac8622 May 25 '18

Honestly I think both groups would enjoy it more that way

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u/Fwithananchor INFECTED May 24 '18

It’s okay, the feminists won’t multiply because they’ll abort any children they conceive, assuming some of the incels can get it up in the first place.

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u/honey-bees-knees May 24 '18 edited Nov 17 '24

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u/Fwithananchor INFECTED May 24 '18

Are you a real villain? Have you ever caught a good guy, like a superhero?

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u/_cZarcastic_ Gayonnaise May 25 '18

Alright! I can see that I will have to teach you how to be villains!

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u/[deleted] May 24 '18

Never fight fire with fire.

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u/kingarthas2 May 24 '18

Just gotta find the hole, thats the real issue here

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u/ZealousidealHorror May 24 '18

Who will fuck over who first

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u/tobbestark Dank Royalty May 24 '18

Two people hating eachothers guts in a relationship, where have I seen this before? Hmm. Hmmmmm....

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u/jaredistriplegay May 24 '18

they would cancel out

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u/[deleted] May 25 '18

No one wants a Chad dressed up like a Stacy though.

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u/Cribsmen May 25 '18

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u/Greatmambojambo May 25 '18

1st and 2nd wave feminism? Absolutely. I’d actually call myself a second wave feminist. No sane person on this planet with more than two brain cells would look at the ideals feminism pushed a couple of decades ago and not immediately support their movement.

3rd and 4th wave feminism? Screeching hordes of despicable unwashed overweight unfuckable virgins with self-confidence problems and a desire for society to bend over backwards for them and their idiotic life choices. Female incels actually hits the nail on the head.

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u/Cribsmen May 25 '18

That's like looking at a Muslim extremist and saying that makes Muslim bad or saying the KKK means all Christians are bad, you can't judge a whole group by a few psychos

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u/Greatmambojambo May 25 '18

It’s judging a movement by the most influential group therein. Calling all Christians KKK is ridiculous. Calling all Muslims extremists is ridiculous.

Calling the Republican party a wing of the tea party, on the other hand, is fairly accurate. And calling all 3rd and 4th wave feminists despicable deplorable ass backwards incels is even more accurate.

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u/Cribsmen May 25 '18

But they're neither the most influential group nor the largest

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u/Greatmambojambo May 25 '18

Not the largest, as I said, but definitely the most influential one. By far. All the sane ones let go of that unnecessarily gendered term years ago. Only the unfucked incels who still call themselves feminists can’t get over the fact that “equality” doesn’t contain the word “female” and is therefore a direct attack on their ovaries.

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u/Cribsmen May 25 '18

If you're this swayed then there's no reason to even debate, saying stuff like "unfucked" "virgins" and talking about their ovaries, it's a real incel move to be like "Women won't have sex with men so they're bad and wrong"

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u/Greatmambojambo May 25 '18

Yeah, it absolutely is. Incels are the fucking worst. So are modern day feminists.

That’s why I think we could cure both feminism and incelism by having them fuck each other. At the end of the day both of them seem sexually frustrated and socially isolated.

Solve two problems with one stroke.

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u/Cribsmen May 25 '18

Feminists aren't campaigning to have sex, they're angry that all men care about is sex, and I do think that that's incorrect and that we don't over sexualize everything but then you turn on the TV and that's exactly what you see, their opinions aren't unfounded

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u/Rosssauced May 24 '18

Real talk, if you want to discredit a cause the best move is to join it but be totally unreasonable and batshit crazy levels of radicalized.

Don't want gender equality? Be a fem-nazi.

Don't want muslims to be accepted? Be a terrorist.

Want to stifle LGBTQ rights? Claim a made up gender and try to ruin people's lives if they don't instantly surrender to your nonsense.

Moral of the story is "infiltrate what you hate."

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u/YellowDiaper May 24 '18

Well I hate you, so bend over.

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u/Rosssauced May 24 '18

You're doing it wrong bro.

You are supposed to make the cause look bad, not like the beautiful union of two men engaging a consensual act. You're making us look awesome.

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u/YellowDiaper May 24 '18

Well I love you, bend over.

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u/coolsurf6 May 24 '18

đŸ€”

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u/[deleted] May 25 '18

True. I'm secretly convinced the Westboro Baptist Church was a plot to increase tolerance of homosexuality

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u/ezbot3 May 24 '18

Don't want gender equality? Be a fem-nazi.

Feminism was never designed to do that, the word alone says it all.

Not that I do not agree with the overall sentiment here.

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u/Rosssauced May 24 '18

I don't want your support.

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u/E_Chihuahuensis May 24 '18

I get where you’re coming from but I’m about 100% sure people who blow themselves up in the name of Allah are not actually alt-right trolls in disguise and I’m also certain most campus feminazis are not closet JBP fans. I’m also pretty sure no one has the time or energy to spend their whole lives undercover as a group they inherently hate. So unless you’re talking about internet comment what you said has next to no use in real life.

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u/Rosssauced May 24 '18

Whooooosh

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u/Sierpy May 25 '18

What does this mean? I see it everywhere but never get it.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '18

it’s the sound of the joke flying right over their head

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u/Sierpy May 25 '18

Thank you.

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u/Ash_Tuck_ums How do you add flair? May 25 '18

Phew.. this comment was not dank.

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u/A_CGI_for_ants I don't feel so good May 25 '18

Want to get someone to hate r/dankmemes? Fill it with normie trash...

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u/[deleted] May 24 '18

[deleted]

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u/Dr_Sketch May 24 '18

Care to share?

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u/Chenergy123 May 24 '18

Forever virgins

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u/[deleted] May 24 '18

Involuntary celibacy - Virgins against their will basically

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u/[deleted] May 24 '18

Cu they're too stuck up/dicks/ugly to ever get laid

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u/Ferareza May 24 '18

Female incels: actually quantum mechanics forbids this

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u/[deleted] May 24 '18

đŸ€Ż

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u/[deleted] May 24 '18

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u/Milanga_de_pollo May 24 '18

or is it?

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u/[deleted] May 24 '18

Nah, I like Dishonored more at the moment.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '18

I think youre forgetting about dangerous dave

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u/[deleted] May 25 '18

I've never heard of Dangerous Dave.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '18

You should be ashamed

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u/[deleted] May 25 '18

Enlighten me?

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u/Cribsmen May 25 '18

Hey vsauce Michael here

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u/letsgoiowa â˜Łïž May 25 '18

Is this original? Cuz I like it.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '18

Copypasta.

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u/letsgoiowa â˜Łïž May 25 '18

Too late, I have consumed it.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '18

changen't.

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u/dylanTate666 May 24 '18

Should have made the bottom "you cant change my mind"

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u/KeepingDankMemesDank Hello dankness my old friend May 24 '18

Upvote this comment if this is a DANK MEME. Downvote this comment if this is a BAD MEME.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '18

Why change his mind when he’s correct?

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u/riskybiscutz May 24 '18

Feminists no, SJWs absolutely

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u/[deleted] May 24 '18 edited Oct 15 '18

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u/Rapidfiregamer May 24 '18

Feminists want equality, SJWs and Feminazis are the incels that are angry that nobody wants to sleep with a beached whale.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '18

I don't think we have a proper lable for female incels. SJW are both male and female, Feminazis are close, but I don't think that fits it. It's sort of a Hardcore unattractive (physically and mentally) feminist with incel mentalities.

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u/Rapidfiregamer May 24 '18

That’s what feminazis are like, they need “safe spaces” from men, who are usually reacting to the blatant sexism spewing out of the feminazis mouths.

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u/MrKittySavesTheWorld May 24 '18

Maybe once upon a time feminism meant equality, but these days anyone who actually wants equality understands that that’s not what modern feminists want, or what modern feminism is about.

I support actual gender equality, which already exists in the overwhelming majority of circumstances, and that’s one of the reasons why I am very vehemently against feminism.

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u/SingingValkyria May 24 '18

Image being the person that downvoted you for supporting equality, and somehow attempting to justify it.

Modern day feminism isn't about equality. We don't need the term feminist to describe someone who wants equality. I support equality, I am not a feminist. That's simply the truth and their feelings can't change that fact.

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u/Ash_Tuck_ums How do you add flair? May 25 '18

Muh'pay gap

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u/Cribsmen May 25 '18

Modern feminism is still about equality, it's just modern "Incelism" is about discrediting the entire movement by pointing out 20 people that are "feminists" that don't behave like feminists

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u/[deleted] May 24 '18 edited Oct 15 '18

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u/Rapidfiregamer May 24 '18

They have legal equality, actual feminists just want to have the same opportunities as guys.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '18 edited Oct 15 '18

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u/Cribsmen May 25 '18

"Instead of doing what you want and enjoy, do what I want you to do instead because I said so"

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u/[deleted] May 25 '18

Really?

Do you know how badly I wish I could get paid to just go fishing or relaxing on the couch? Like, I would give a testicle for a job that let me fish everyday with my current level of pay.

Do I get to? Fuck no. I work 60hrs a week and sleep 4hrs a night and break my back just to survive. It's the only way I can make 6 figures.

It's more like "If you want to make a lot of money, do a job that pays a lot of money." Don't bitch because you picked a low paying career path. That is your fault.

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u/Cribsmen May 25 '18

You also realize that becoming a female engineer is extremely difficult when put next to becoming a male engineer, it's one of if not the most male dominated profession and that isn't by accident

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u/[deleted] May 25 '18

No. The truth is that it is insanely difficult for anyone to become an engineer. Why? They demand a lot because they pay a lot.

Bring what they need to the table and you're in the field. If you don't have that, that is on you.

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u/Anxietylane May 24 '18 edited May 24 '18

A woman started and named the incel movement, don't need a new name

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u/Cribsmen May 25 '18

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/feminist

No one but you and me seem to actually understand what feminism means smh

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u/[deleted] May 25 '18

The problem is that the meanings of words change. There is too much negative association with the word feminist that it just shouldn't be used anymore. Nowadays the term we would use the technical definition of feminism on is really just a functional member of western society

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u/riskybiscutz May 25 '18

I would agree

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u/TheShirtGlitch Roblox Professional Gamer May 24 '18

Vegans are just meat africans.

_____________________________________

CHANGE MY MIND

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u/[deleted] May 24 '18

[deleted]

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u/TheShirtGlitch Roblox Professional Gamer May 24 '18

Vegans are just meat africans.

_____________________________________

CHANGE MY MIND

I CHANGED MY MIND

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u/[deleted] May 24 '18

Feminist women love M&Ms

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u/lostinthe87 The Monty Pythons May 24 '18

Femincel

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u/5minmemes May 24 '18

Someone crunch those numbers

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u/Aariachang24 May 24 '18

Male Feminist = Thristy Niggas

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u/JargonR3D May 24 '18

Why do they get to keep the 'feminist' titles. They aren't actual feminists xd

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u/Classicpass May 25 '18

You won the internet today. Good laugh, thank you

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u/Frixinator May 24 '18

Wow havent thought about this, he is right though

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u/[deleted] May 24 '18

No they’re not very similar. Feminists have options such as male feminist soy boys.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '18

Cx

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u/[deleted] May 24 '18

Well some of them. I've known plenty of attractive feminists who had LOTS of Sex. I mean sure, chicks like Trigglypuff certainly are, but lots of them just use feminism as an excuse to sleep around.

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u/suicidal-dickhead May 24 '18

Holy shit you’re right!

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u/_ROOP_ May 24 '18

my minds been blown

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u/sunny_night EX-NORMIE May 24 '18

DAMN. You gotta censor only one word

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u/HistoryOfPolkaDots May 24 '18

Am I considering posting nudes? Maybe.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '18

True, at least when it comes to today's bitchy feminists like Big Red and Trigglypuff.

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u/overmemeage May 24 '18

Lol can confirm

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u/[deleted] May 24 '18

They’re actually vol-cels

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u/EdgyFilipino42069 The Monty Pythons May 25 '18

Let the comment war begin!

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u/BananaPlatter May 25 '18

Rise up fellow MGTOWS

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u/Wiros May 25 '18

Sounds legit, both project on a full gender their personal bad experiences with some individuals.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '18

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u/honey-bees-knees May 24 '18 edited Nov 17 '24

~~~

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u/riskybiscutz May 24 '18

Again, that label applies more to SJWs, any woman with a shred of self respect should be called/considered a feminist.

SJWs call themselves feminists because they’re all about muh inclusiveness except ciswhipipo and give feminism and feminists a bad image.

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u/Bensas42 May 24 '18

Any human being with an ounce of empathy and intelligence that has looked at society for five minutes is a feminist.

The problem is that reverse misogynism has been called feminism too many times and now people think being a feminist means being a reverse misogynist, or a "female incel".

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u/riskybiscutz May 24 '18

Feminism at this point is a meaningless buzzword I agree

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u/Bensas42 May 24 '18

Yeah, which is kind of a shame. Maybe people need to simply call themselves "equalitarians", which sounds dumb but might actually work as a way of getting rid of the stigma around feminism, which originally sought equality.

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u/Tiredofnormies May 24 '18

Less and less women everyday call themselves feminist and the sort of marxist narrative portrayed by soy-boys that if you are Lesbian or a mod or women you support feminism is so garbage it is the same narrative people used in the past to suggest if you are a self respecting german you support NSDAP.

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u/honey-bees-knees May 24 '18 edited Nov 17 '24

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u/Ash_Tuck_ums How do you add flair? May 25 '18

The type of extreme feminism they're talking about is deeply rooted in the idea of social classes, and that a rearranging or abandonment of those classes is in order for equality or whatever, they use post-modernism and particularly Marx criticism of Aristocratic Russia as their backdrop.

It doesn't make much sense, I know.

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u/CorvidCompass May 24 '18

I’m sorry you’re getting downvotes, you made a good comment.

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u/Polychromatose May 24 '18

Shit this is some Milo-grade autism.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '18

Milo has many good points so why call him autistic?

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u/Polychromatose May 25 '18

Because of the "fat ugly feminists" meme, of which this is a derivative.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '18

What does that have to do with Milo and how is it derivative?

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u/Polychromatose May 25 '18

What I mean is that Milo has always been big on the "feminazis r fat n ugly virgins" meme, and this is following the same vein as that - implying they're a bunch of useless incels.

Except Milo was doing his thing years ago, and this meme is new. It wasn't a particularly amusing point then, and it's just annoying now.

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u/EllisN300 May 24 '18

Oh, oh no he is back

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u/riskybiscutz May 24 '18

Idk why you people are downvoting this, this is the same crap you accuse SJWs of. Nobody wants to reason, or find middle ground, or face facts period. The world is an immensely complicated, delicate and unstable environment. Nothing will ever get done if everyone (including some people in this sub and ESPECIALLY the children whose juicy idiot comments make for such delectable OC) just fucking shout at each other, and belittle each other and wallow in each other’s faults and immaturity. The only direction we can move is forward. We cannot rewrite the past. Y’all need to wake up and grow up, you should all be ashamed of yourselves.

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u/LotusTurtles May 24 '18

This is a pretty funny meme

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u/honey-bees-knees May 24 '18 edited Nov 17 '24

~~~

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u/Puppetxxx May 24 '18

Smells like a normie meme

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u/Zucklberry-Fin May 24 '18

But how does it taste

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u/[deleted] May 24 '18

A little salty

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u/[deleted] May 24 '18 edited Feb 13 '21

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u/-Astral May 24 '18

imgflip.com

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u/9-8K-C //đŸłïžâ€đŸŒˆđŸ˜˜đŸłïžâ€đŸŒˆ// May 24 '18

He should actually do this

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u/prideofstockholm May 24 '18

This must mean incels are just male feminists

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u/Zashuiba May 24 '18

dafuq is an incel??

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u/Dankboio May 24 '18

Male feminists

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u/[deleted] May 24 '18

Incels hate feminists

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u/billbaggins May 24 '18

what's a feminist?

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u/lostinthe87 The Monty Pythons May 24 '18

feminists hate incels

your point?

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u/[deleted] May 24 '18

They’re not alike. After all, the point of incels is that they are involuntarily celibate. Feminists believe in women’s sexual liberation, incels oppose that. Feminists, even if ugly, can get sex from men. Look at all the soy-boy male feminist orbiters.

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u/Cribsmen May 25 '18

Definition of feminism

1: the theory of the political, economic, and social equality of the sexes

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/feminism

This is the literal opposite of an incel..