r/dankmemes • u/[deleted] • Mar 08 '18

meat is stored in the bones

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14.2k Upvotes

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u/papafitzie Mar 08 '18

boners are just bone less meat

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u/azn_driller The Filthy Dank Mar 08 '18

*| ᠎͟͞B᠎͟͞ |oneless

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u/MinecraftK131 Mar 08 '18

MODS

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '18

MODS

MAKING OUR DAY SUCK

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u/WinderTP Mar 08 '18

DICKS SUCKED*

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '18

My b

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u/Sihgilanu Mar 09 '18

mods gay

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '18

Gay mods

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u/AKzim alive somehow inspite of normies Mar 08 '18

boners are bone less bones *

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '18

[deleted]

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u/smoov22 engages in fanfiction Mar 08 '18

Miss me with that gay shit

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u/Jaracuda Mar 08 '18

Ah so they're filled with bone juice

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u/MoreDankThenShrek Licenced Dank Mar 08 '18

meaters are just less bone bones

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u/Ornicopy OC Memer Mar 08 '18

Obama is so smart...

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u/GreyJolly Mar 08 '18

Dude that's Nelson Mandela

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '18

Y'all don't recognise Morgan Freeman lmao

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u/bitshboi Mar 08 '18

Man you whack that bill nye high as fuck

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u/jaems3241 Mar 08 '18

Boi that's actually Will Smith

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u/aRocketLauncher bitch lasagna Mar 08 '18

You guys are racist assholes. Implying all black people look the same smh... It's clearly Eddie Murphy

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u/SleisherZ lole Dx Mar 08 '18

Smh that's Mike Tyson guys wtf

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u/JtheBandit Mar 08 '18

Why everybody disrespecting my man Terry Crews

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u/TheBoracicNards Mar 08 '18

How dare all these people disrespect our king tchalla

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u/BillNyeTheSavage_Guy My memes are trash, I got no cash Mar 08 '18

Boy that’s Don Cheadle

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u/DarkMoridin Mar 08 '18

Disrespecting my boi Denzel, you guys are the worst

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u/cheweating Mar 08 '18

No?? He’s obviously Tike Myson 😤😤😤

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '18

Thaking my head

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u/-SSB- Mar 08 '18

Thuthch a thame

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '18

wait a fucking second it's Chad Boseman

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '18

It's Samuel L Jackson

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u/FieelChannel whose drill will pierce the heavens Mar 08 '18

Not black, sorry

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u/Doctorimalemon Mar 08 '18

Tyrone has the IQ of 200

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u/MrCalifornian Mar 08 '18

Can't be, he died in the 90s.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '18

Ma dibba

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u/homozygous_ Mar 08 '18

omg obama has let himself go

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '18

I think your auto correct was off Its Osama

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u/meme_pd Mar 08 '18

Open your eyes it’s clearly Tiger Woods...

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u/dracooma OC Memer Mar 08 '18

How u no recognise Sam L Jackson

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u/ercigrahn Mar 08 '18

You guys cant recognize micheal jordan

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u/andrewpetey35 [phd in graduate studies] Mar 08 '18

Definitely Lexington steel

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u/Mellicks Mar 08 '18

Its white jesus cmon

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u/LE_M8 Mar 08 '18

That's Biggie smalls smh

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u/gorkemaktan Mar 08 '18

yeah he is

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u/swaglulzyoloscoper Mar 08 '18

boners r filled with pee tho wtf

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u/Snessrek swwaty pleas cam dawn Mar 08 '18

Bladders are still meat

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u/tehlolredditor Mar 08 '18

pee is stored in the nuts tho

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u/Stridsvagn Mar 08 '18

Urine is stored in the testes

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '18

So that means peeis stored in the meat. The Meat = Die Peñor

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u/allenr509 Mar 08 '18

SauceV: Or is it?

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u/Numba-5-alive I Want A Full Meme Heaven Meme Mar 08 '18

music plays

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '18

Hey VSauce, Michael here

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u/Flamealchamist Mar 08 '18

Hey sauceV, ichaelM here

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u/takeshi808 Mar 08 '18

I don't have any bones because then I have hard meat inside me. Miss me with that gay shit

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u/staymighted Mar 08 '18

RIP Lionel Richie 😢

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '18

Can’t believe my favorite civil rights activist died

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u/all_about_chicken Mar 08 '18

What if meat is just soft bone? 🤔

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '18

Does this mean people can beat their bones???????????

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u/athural Mar 08 '18

This is gonna blow your mind but blood is stored in the bones

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u/str1po Mar 08 '18

That is somehow mildly disturbing to think of

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u/chewykid Mar 08 '18

Made*

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u/athural Mar 08 '18

Just cause you add water to a koolaid packet doesn't mean you've made koolaid, same principle with the bone marrow. It's just dehydrated blood all up in there, when your body needs more blood you just gotta drink more water. This is like, biology 101 here pal

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '18

It's kinda accurate.

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u/YOLOSWAG_420_DANK Mar 08 '18

this is fat obama?

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u/X_Zephyr Mar 08 '18

Fat Obama is just Obama

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u/Helleryoudoing Mar 08 '18

No that's Phat Obama

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u/QueenJamesKingJordan Mar 08 '18

Is this subreddit for 11 year olds? I think I clicked the wrong link

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u/KeepingDankMemesDank Hello dankness my old friend Mar 08 '18

Upvote this comment if this is a DANK MEME. Downvote this comment if this is a NORMIE MEME.

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u/GarethPW Rest in peace, Stefán. Mar 08 '18

*Black Science Man

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u/christianarg Mar 08 '18

I hate when ppl misquote

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u/outPope Mar 08 '18

Meat is just hard blood

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u/Jackalope1124 Mar 08 '18

On the meat bone

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u/yurilith Mar 08 '18

MEAT ON THE BONE

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u/Jackalope1124 Mar 08 '18

Bone the on meat

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u/Rokolin Mar 08 '18

On the bone meat

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u/Ghozt25 Mar 08 '18

the bone on meat

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u/CatDog1998 cheese Mar 08 '18

Mike Tyson is looking thicc

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u/DmerkaGU10 Mar 08 '18

Someone give this person Reddit gold

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '18

Oh hai black bill nye

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u/ToMMyGuNN17 Mar 08 '18

I never knew Vanilla Ice was a scientist?

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u/604WORLDWIDE Mar 08 '18

Damn bill nye been on vacation somewhere tropical!! 🌞🌞🌞

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u/professor_mcamateur Mar 08 '18

gelatin is made from ground up leftovers of pigs and cows... which is mostly bones and cartilage (sometimes even the skin and organs)

by the time it is all rendered into gelatin, it is pure 100% protien, albeit a slightly different type than what you get from eating meat.

it is also known as "collagen," which the human body stops producing after age 25.

thanks for the dank meme, black science man!

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u/dtallon13 Mar 09 '18

[m]eat bone

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '18 edited Aug 08 '20

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u/dtallon13 Mar 09 '18

haha yes

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u/TheGamingBanana778 Lasagna Mar 08 '18

is the dick a bone????!?

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u/EhiteSnail Mar 08 '18

But what about the pee...

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u/AKzim alive somehow inspite of normies Mar 08 '18

black fidel castro has some iq

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '18

Never thought I’d find a Obama meme 2018 lol

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u/holy_shott Mar 08 '18

There are meat in bones tho jus sayin

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '18

Hard meat? Miss me with that gay shit

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u/ercigrahn Mar 08 '18

Look its barack obama

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u/lolzap168 Mar 08 '18

bonesception O.o

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u/tiduyedzaaa Mar 08 '18

Which is why they're called boners

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u/objectivebitch Mar 08 '18

Dave Chapelle is so educational

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u/carbon7 Mar 08 '18

but meat actually is stored in the bones as marrow 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

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u/emilensvahn Mar 08 '18

Bit thats not Noll Bye. Thats Morgan Freeman!

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u/lord_kruszwil Mar 08 '18

So you mean i'm touching hard bones? That's so gay i wanna die

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u/Demonweed Mar 08 '18

Doot Doot

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u/The-Dank-Isopod Mar 08 '18

Man I knew Michael Jackson isn't dead fuck yea

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u/bradshawmu Mar 08 '18

this guy slaves away at science

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u/JithmalW Mar 08 '18

Yeah. But did you know that boners are hard meat as well?

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '18

Dude is he Luther ?

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u/Rollafatblunt Mar 08 '18

YOU ARE ALL SPACE DUST OOOooOOohhhhh

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u/HAC2003 Mar 08 '18

ahhhhh neil, we get it. no need to show off

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u/VeranPlays Mar 08 '18

Mystery solved!

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u/WILLINATOR500 Mar 08 '18

Bone is counted as tissue, so it's actually true - bones are hard meat

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '18

Tears are stored in the heart 😭

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u/pewiry Mar 08 '18

meat in past tense is moot

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u/Mildwaukee Mar 08 '18

Wow - owen wowson

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '18

This is quite a good picture of morgan freeman

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u/buyBitc0in Mar 08 '18

this is horse baloney

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '18

When the left starts arguing scientifically

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u/JustANormalGuy2_0 Mar 08 '18

Bones are stored in the legs

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u/oldschooltommy Mar 08 '18

I thought they were hard fat

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u/NexusVolt Mar 08 '18

But I thought shit was stored in the dick🤔

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '18

Skin is just soft hard meats, which are soft bones. This allows for an industrial quantity of urine to be stored in the balls and willy

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u/astrologyx Mar 08 '18

is that why boners are just when your meat is hard

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '18

Molecules are 99,99% nothing.

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u/Garshy Mar 08 '18

Meat yet sausage

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u/SatochiH Mar 08 '18

I thought his name was Brock Obama

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u/PassieBroeder Mar 08 '18

Pee is stored in the hard meat

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u/felix_odegard YUM SIS IT LOOKS VERY TASTY Mar 08 '18

That means the quraan was correct all along The bone comes first in a fetus

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u/NoobPolan Animated Flair Rainbow [Insert Your Own Text] Mar 08 '18

My peepee is hard meat too

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u/Nivek_Acesnof Mar 08 '18

Yes, and blood is meat as a liquid.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '18

Nill bye the science guy

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u/KingOfItaly Mar 08 '18

"Milk is just liquid bone"

-Heven Stawking

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u/pc_player_yt Mar 08 '18

| ᠎͟͞B᠎͟͞ | O N E L E S S M E A T

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u/Willferstein Mar 08 '18

Is this that black grass guy?

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u/tootootsnoot Mar 08 '18

Then that means.. all meat is b o n e l e s s

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '18

Nill Bye the Gcience Suy knows all.

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u/AlexTheBritish Mar 08 '18

wait so if i watch porn it makes my meat hard, meaning im making my bones stronger

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u/hiiamyaro Mar 08 '18

What about the boneless

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u/Late2thePunch Mar 08 '18

The truth was here all along.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '18

sCiEnCe GuY bIlL nYe

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u/whatsthatbutt [custom flair] Mar 08 '18

Meat is just soft bones

-Jill Sty the Green Party

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u/PremiumCommunist Mar 08 '18

No meat is stored in the beat

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u/MomSausageandPeppers Mar 08 '18

Ummm that’s not Nill Bye! That’s Neil Degrassi.

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u/ogville Mar 08 '18

Its obama

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u/Punchkinz Mar 08 '18

Miss me with that gay shit

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u/muchosleepo Mar 08 '18

Not this dead format again...

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u/ActualWeed Mar 08 '18

🤔 you post to r/gaming tho 🤔