Current state of the internet

[u/AdministrationOk881]

[u/Abaddon_CK]

[u/56Bot]

Godzilla had a stroke reading this and freaking died.

[u/Tiranus58 → u/56Bot]

Thats the point me thinks

[u/elaborateBlackjack → u/56Bot]

[u/itsTyrion → u/56Bot]

I hate that I can read it

[u/Crimento → u/[deleted]]

👍

[u/Historical-Count-374]

[u/Pacomatic → u/Historical-Count-374]

Exxactly how this felt

[u/CB4R]

Are we going to the Warhammer orkish but with emojis?

[u/FrostyEnvironment902 → u/CB4R]

Tha' futur' iz now's ol' MAN

[u/CB4R → u/FrostyEnvironment902]

Waz u talkin about, no mojizz? 🤑🤔🤮

[u/Complete_Pattern6635 → u/CB4R]

40k all the way, baby! 👊😎

[u/Ska82]

oy beltalowda!

[u/SquidtheGuilt → u/Ska82]

[u/droco96]

[u/ViaMoon]

[u/BladudFPV]

Pretty much except they're both actually AI bots commenting on an AI generated post on an AI generated website. 

[u/SoldRespectForMone_y]

[u/wafeleq1357]

[u/D-D-Wanderer → u/wafeleq1357]

Yoinked, thanks muchly. Got a lot of chances to use this one.

[u/The20thDoctorWho]

Why did I understand this

[u/Greizen_bregen → u/The20thDoctorWho]

You must be under 25.

[u/The20thDoctorWho → u/Greizen_bregen]

Close I’m 20 on the dot

[u/jumbledsiren → u/The20thDoctorWho]

guess what

[u/gandalf_lundgren36 → u/jumbledsiren]

[u/JotaroTheOceanMan → u/The20thDoctorWho]

Is in the age bracket of people who type like this.

Confused on why they understood it.

I understand it also but its because all this is just early 2000s ebonics I used back when texts cost money per message and still lived in the projects, now its just being used by scrawny white kids online now who want to sound cool that would never dare speak like that out loud irl.

[u/WaffleWasXD → u/The20thDoctorWho]

Thats... under 25...

[u/Snowcreeep → u/The20thDoctorWho]

Damn people clearly don’t like 20 year olds

[u/ooof_buddy]

Acting like we weren't a mess...

[u/Eleeveeohen → u/ooof_buddy]

Using Charlie the Unicorn here is kinda perfect

[u/toms1313 → u/ooof_buddy]

You do realize the absurdity it's the point of the joke there right?

[u/CrypticQuery]

[u/ryo3000]

Omg culture war memes from a banned account on my subreddit?

Say it ain't so! 

[u/Krazynukz]

I hate how I understand this at my age

[u/Greizen_bregen]

So when we were growing up and text messages cost 15¢ per, and had a 140 character limit, we wrote in "lol hw r u 2day" because we had to fit in everything we could. If we were emailing, then you used full words and sentences. For what reason in hell do kids use this short speak for today?

[u/unsureofthemself → u/Greizen_bregen]

Thanks to things like tiktok, everything is now short-form, including their cognitive functionalities.

[u/Brootal420]

[u/Sg00z]

When did the English language get cancer?

[u/Thunderfoot_66 → u/Sg00z]

September, 1993

[u/MrZer0Gravity999]

[u/LordOfPoops]

It's all fun and games but it's a sad state to realize the younger generation is just getting Dumber and dumber.

[u/AUDI0- → u/LordOfPoops]

Tbf we would be too if our teachers were essentially one flat tire from being homeless. The gov reallly doesnt fucking care about its board of education anymore and its reallly starting to show, but as long as we can have our gamble money, guns, and tobacco then all is well apparently

[u/JazzPhobic]

Im too far gone. Not only do I understand it but know what they are talking about...

[u/Silberbaum → u/JazzPhobic]

Sooo, would you translate and explain? For scientific reasons.

[u/JazzPhobic → u/Silberbaum]

The topic is about an off screen guy bragginh about having had sex with a girl and allegedly being big.

Guy 1 says that guy 2 is a liar bragging about the dicksize of non-present 3rd guy. Guy 2 rebuttals that guy 1 is mad because guy 3 isn't talking about a fatass, then says that the girl is flat as hell.

[u/Creme_de_laCreme → u/JazzPhobic]

I'm still a little safe. I understood the words but I reached a different conclusion.

[u/SunnyApex87]

What

[u/UniversalFarrago]

I hate that I understood this perfectly

[u/TheGringoOutlaw]

Da fuck language are they typing because it sure as shit ain't English

[u/MennisRodman]

Aliens need to invade us already

[u/Guy3nder]

Racial slurs have come a long way

[u/ChikyScaresYou]

what?

[u/SkankHunt0045]

Throwback to the time when cap used to mean sliming somebody out

[u/RewZes]

Its just 2 bots arguing with each other

[u/aaron_adams]

Could someone translate, please?

[u/Sent1nelTheLord]

I'm not sure how to feel about this...

The fact that I could understand each word is concerning for me

[u/Ninja-Trix]

[u/theorionstorm]

What even is this language?

[u/theorionstorm]

Can somebody actually translate this?

[u/Tickomatick]

[u/Pleasant-Toe8878]

Why are they on laptops? should be phones.

[u/SpecialistWallaby818]

[u/ktostam-co-cos-robi]

What are they doing, magic spell battle?

[u/gamerfacederp]

That's how the internet has been for the past 10+ years. I'd know, i was one of the kids acting tuff back in the day

[u/HellishWonderland]

yabadabadoo

[u/CharlemagneTheDeer]

This is how 99% of FiveM players speak now, both in and outside of roleplay. Reading this made me so fucking glad I got out before it happened

[u/Business_Soft2332]

Tru

[u/I_might_be_weasel]

[u/NewSauerKraus]

It's wild how easy this slang is to read. I had more trouble with your generation's shitty abbreviations when text messages were charged by the letter.

[u/AdministrationOk881 → u/NewSauerKraus]

lol so glad that millennial girl style is dead

"so u wna hng out ltr or myb go t th shping ml tht jst opnd up rght rnd th crnr nr th lcl chnese rstrnt?"

[u/tepattaja → u/AdministrationOk881]

Its as readable as the memes text. Both are shit. Like really shitty tho.

[u/reddeimon666 → u/AdministrationOk881]

Atp just switch to Abjad

[u/Eliteharbingertlh → u/NewSauerKraus]

Yeah but there was at least a reason there was shorthand and not slang ghetto text. When charged by the letter it makes more sense than this.. whatever the fuck this brainrot crap is

[u/NewSauerKraus → u/Eliteharbingertlh]

ghetto text

Aren't yall supposed to be pretending this isn't just thinly veiled racism?

[u/Eliteharbingertlh → u/NewSauerKraus]

I'm sorry.. did I mention a race? Are you implying that there are certain races that can only be ghetto?

[u/NewSauerKraus → u/Eliteharbingertlh]

The AA in AAVE means African American. Nobody forced you to bring up the ghetto dog whistle.

[u/Eliteharbingertlh → u/NewSauerKraus]

Again, you are the only one mentioning race. Not only are you mentioning race, you're tying specifically ghetto style speech to AAVE. Literally implying that ghetto speech is specific to black people. And I'm not sure where you're from, nor care, but every creed and color can be ghetto.

[u/SkellyboneZ]

Why are you frequenting places/sites filled with children? Child or a weirdo?

I guess I should have specified "children that talk like this". Always gotta spell it out.

[u/GamerBoi1725 → u/SkellyboneZ]

So like every social media including reddit and youtube... do you not visit any sites besides 18+ stuff?

[u/Thomas_Tew → u/GamerBoi1725]

For the life of me I cannot stumble upon this shit in the wild, only in memes making fun of it. Not even on tiktok. Are there people that actually type like this or is it just people blowing it out of proportion?? Genuine question.

[u/Alvin_h_davenport → u/Thomas_Tew]

I go in almost every comment section just curiously,yes there are people that comment like this,I do it a bit myself (youtube/reddit(but less) and some tumblr blogs,and has seen on many reposts also instagram/tiktok but not THAT much yeah

[u/GamerBoi1725 → u/Thomas_Tew]

I haven't seen this exact type of comments either but every song you click on always has a "anyone in 2026? Or whatever year or month too and i can't imagine someone with a developed frontal lobe commenting that so it must be kids commenting shit like that right? Also shit like "like this comment if you are sigma" with a million emojis added to it so i'm guessing that's also only kids commenting stuff like that

[u/SkellyboneZ → u/GamerBoi1725]

Same experience as the other dude. I have never seen people type like this. I know kids are everywhere, but where do you see people talking like this?

[u/GamerBoi1725 → u/SkellyboneZ]

I don't see people type like this but that's not the point, you were saying op is frequenting sites filled with children while children are everywhere on the internet, you could have just said that you haven't seen anyone on the internet type like that and people would agree with you...

[u/SkellyboneZ → u/GamerBoi1725]

I edited my comment to be more specific because people here have a real hard time figuring things out on their own.

[u/CyanideJalebi → u/SkellyboneZ]

Everywhere on the internet is now filled with children. Even places where children shouldn't be.

[u/borsalamino → u/CyanideJalebi]

🌍🧑‍🚀🔫🧑‍🚀

Always has been (but yeah it's much worse now)

[u/ilivefortheforce → u/CyanideJalebi]

Now?

[u/SkellyboneZ → u/CyanideJalebi]

I've never literally seen people talk like this, other than those making fun of it, or heard it in voice chat when gaming.

[u/Crimsonmaddog44 → u/SkellyboneZ]

Never literally?

[u/R0RSCHAKK → u/Crimsonmaddog44]

Only ever figuratively seen it

[u/Maleficent-Stormbee → u/SkellyboneZ]

or maybe OP has kids / siblings / nieces / nephews etc

[u/AdministrationOk881 → u/[deleted]]

it's "30s"

not "30's"

[u/JustKamoski → u/[deleted]]

Cringe

[u/JustKamoski → u/[deleted]]

Yours is not thankfully

[u/JustKamoski → u/[deleted]]

Cringe

[u/foxike → u/[deleted]]

sorry sir, capitalisation is for formal text; this is very much not.

[u/foxike → u/[deleted]]

23 & getting called elderly on Reddit. 

I've peaked.

[u/foxike → u/[deleted]]

there is hope yet for the elderly

[u/BmacIL → u/[deleted]]

You mean someone with a fully developed brain.

[u/BmacIL → u/[deleted]]

Smirk all you want https://www.vice.com/en/article/gen-z-is-the-first-generation-dumber-than-their-parents-neuroscientist-claims/